1.NEVER say that you
hate Harry Potter!
2.Read all of the Harry Potter books
3.See
all of the movies
4.Even if the movies suck, you must still
appreciate their attempt to reach the amazing-ness of the books
5.Go
to midnight premiers
6.Dress up at the midnight premiers
7.Jump
anyone who shouts out spoilers
8.Have a friend who you talk about
Harry Potter with 24/7
9.Eat Bertie Bott's Every Flavor
Beans
10.Always have your wand available
11.To poke people
with
12.In the eye
13.Never tell spoilers to friends
14.Be a
part of a Harry Potter fansite
15.Like
16.Listen
to Harry Potter podcasts
17.Read books about the books written by
authors of other books not assciated with Harry Potter
18.Love
J.K.R with all your heart
19.Never insult a Hippogryph
20.Unless
you are Draco
21.Know what house you are in and be proud of
it
22.Support the HP Alliance
23.Listen to Wizard Rock
24.The
best new music ever!
25.Never tickle a sleeping dragon….or ride
an awake one as you bust out of Gringott's
26.Especially if it
is blind
27.Dragonsdeadly Blind Dragons deadly fun
28.Know
everything about the books
29.And the story beyond the
book
30.Look at Harry Potter art
31.Make Harry Potter
art
32.Watch Potter Puppet Pals
33.And fear it
34.With your
life
35.Which is worth nothing
36.Without Harry Potter of
course
37.Do school project with a Harry Potter theme
38.Talk
to your teachers about Harry Potter
39.Drive them crazy
40.Drive
your friends crazy
41.Ask for a broom for Christmas
42.Refer to
chemistry class as potions
43.Pretend gross medicine is Polyjuice
Potion
44.Say 'wicked' when something is cool
45.Know when
all of the character's birthdays are
46.Still criticize the
movie for getting stuff wrong
47.Throw popcorn at the screen for
it
48.Speak in a British accent if you don't have one
already
49.Cause the British are awesome that way
50.Call
people you don't like deatheaters and call pessimists
dementors
51.Talk like Hagrid at random moments for fun
52.Always
look for new Harry Potter stuff at the store
53. Give chess pieces
verbal commands
54.Refuse to play if it doesn't work
55.Carry
your time turner to school, you never know when you might need
it
56.Do all major assignments on parchment with a quill.
57.If
your essay gets inscribed on the back of your hand, you have the wrog
quill
58.Dress up as Voldemort, and run around town
59.Try to
take over the park, calling the pigeons your followers
60.Befriend
Emerson of mugglenet
61.Wear black in the mourning of the death of
characters
62.Look for quidditch matches on TV
63.Become solemn
when someone mentions Dumbledore
64.Or Sirius
65.Or anyone who
died in Book 7
66.Have wizard duels in the hallways, or at the
mall
67.As smoothie stores if they sell pumpkin juice
68.Name
your dog Sirius and insist that he is an animagus
69.Search train
stations for platform 9 ¾
70.Insist that your house is the best
and that it will win the House Cup
71.Count down the days to
ANYTHING Harry Potter
72.Call a person 'Harry' if their
birthday is July, 31st
73.Be insulted is someone doesn't like
Harry Potter
74.Despise the people who rant about how Harry Potter
sucks
75.Make fun of Voldemort
76.Say 'Voldemort' until it
becomes taboo
77.Have a character who is your alter ego
78.Claim
that you are them
79.Call your least favorite teacher
'Snape'
80.Tell your cousin that if they aren't nice to you,
you will give them a tail
81.Annoy Voldemort in any way
possible
82.Annoy the people who don't like Harry
Potter
83.Banish them to live with Muggles
84.In
Romania
85.With Dragons
86.And Charlie
87.Dress up as Harry
Potter for a day
88.Tell your parents that you need to put the
Fidelius Charm on your house to protect them from You-Know-Who
89.Cry
when they don't and start calling yourself an orphan
90.Do
anything Harry Potter related that gets people to look at you
91.When
someone says you are obsessed, smile and say 'Thank you!'
92.Dress
up as your favorite character whenever you get the chance
93.Make
a wand from scratch
94.Determine the core and what wood it is made
from
95.Curse people at school and work
96.When they ask you
about it, look confused and insist you have no idea what they are
talking about. As soon as they tell you the story, panic, and insist
that you were under the imperious curse
97.Automatically like
people who love Harry Potter
98.Get mad at people who skip books
and jump straight to Deathly Hallows
99.Insist that they stop
reading and go back to the other ones first
100.Call red-headed
people 'Weasleys'
101.Wear pins to support S.P.E.W.
102
(added by purplestrawberry). Love Harry Potter, love yourself
103
(added by Chrissy-Chic-92). Write Harry Potter fanfictions
104
(added by LillyKat). Know so much Harry Potter trivia that you
confuse even the most avid Harry Potter fans.
