CRACK TIEM.
I wrote this in like 5 minutes when my friend texted me asking for a random story because she was bored. So I decided to send her a Hetalia crack story, even though she's never seen/read it. XD
So, here it is. I hope you like it :D
And please review, because it gives me oodles of happiness. I also might make this longer and less cracky and turn it into an actual story that is worth peoples' time...so please review :D
Ok. So there was this guy, named Ludwig. Hes a german dude, and he's very tall, and blond, and he's also really serious. For serious. He had two best friends, named Feliciano Vargas and Kiku Honda. Feli was Italian and Kiku was Japanese.
So anyway, Feli had invited a bunch of people to his Christmas party. He invited Ludwig, Kiku, Arthur, Alfred, Matthew, and so many others. Everybody showed up, except Alfred. Arthur was very worried, since he and Alfred are BFFLs. Arthur was so worried that he locked himself in the bathroom and talked to his flying mint bunny. Finally, Alfred showed up. With a blue and purple cake. Everybody stared at the cake like it was some disease, and they all said they were full and couldn't eat anymore or they'll asplode. So he started crying and whining.
"Igggyyyyy! No one wants to eat my cake! So come eat with meeee!" He ran upstairs and broke through the bathroom door, where Arthur was talking with his flying mint bunny. Of course, nobody but Arthur could see the fairies or the flying mint bunny, so they all thought Arthur was crazy. Arthur noticed Alfred and got up from sitting against the wall.
"Alfred, where were you! I was so worried!"
"I was baking this cake, but no one wants to eat it so you and I have to." So they sat on the floor in the hallway and ate cake.
The end. :D
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"WHAT WAS THAT," you ask? :D Well to be honest, I don't even really know myself.
So, I might make this into an actual story that is not crack. So that means you all gotta tell me if you'll read it (it won't be crack, it'll be much much longer, and it will be USUK). :D
~OWR