The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog and Kirby!

Summary: Sonic and Pals end up on Popstar and meet the pink wonder himself. Insanity ensues!

Outer Space 8:45 p.m.

"Well Tails another day in space." Sonic moaned. "I'm sorry but shouldn't we have been done already?" Tails was doing some chatting on the computer. "Well Sonic it's taking longer than I expected…" A green hawk was chilling on the couch. "Well this better be as good as you said!" Jet cried. "I didn't come with you for nothing, I came for some jewels." "Well it'll have to wait; we won't be leaving this ship for a long time..." Knuckles said.

Well, for starters Sonic and friends, along with the Babylon Rouges are on a space expedition looking for the chaos emeralds that, Tails believes, is possibly on another planet. It's been a month now and the gang is getting restless. First, Sonic blows up the generator thinking it was a video game, then the Babylon Rouges go and ride their boards in space…which get lost. Then finally Knuckles breaks their only ways of communication through his rage and frustration at Storm.

Suddenly, a big meteorite hits the ship and destroys the plane, sending the heroes plummeting down to a nearby planet. "AAAGH! We're going to die!" Tails cried. "Why did I bother with this mission in the first place?" "Wave, I've always wanted to say this…I love you!" Tails wailed. "Get away from me…" Wave said and slowly took a few steps back. "Tails you drunk?" Sonic asked. "Nonsense!" Tails stammered and gave a small hiccup and a drunken chuckle. "Please! There are so many things I haven't tried yet!" Jet cried.

The thing he didn't get to try

Jet came walking in with roller blades and an outfit with a platter in his hand. "Here's your extra large cheeseburger and French fries with a fountain drink." Jet said to the waiting customer. "Thanks." said the man. He threw him some change and left.

Jet started to cry. "WHY!WHY?" He hollered.

BANG!
SMASH!

BOOM!

Kirby's house 4:50 a.m.

Kirby leaped into the room. and held up a contract. "My show's back on the air baby!" He said. "Oh that's great man." Waddle Dee said. "Those other shows on 4kids are gay, especially Viva Piñata." Metaknight said. "Hey Kirby, look at this!" Waddle Dee cried. "What?" Kirby asked.

"There is a multi-colored meteorite heading straight for us…"

"…."

"ALRIGHT, QUICKLY EVERYONE! EVACUATE THE HOUSE!"

BANG!

Everyone was dazed on the ground shaking their heads to get back to reality. "Would you like fries with that?" Jet asked completely dazed. Sonic got up and stared at Kirby, he stared right back at him. "We come in peace." Sonic said slowly. "Do you understand?" Kirby cocked an eyebrow. "What are you doing?"

"HA! You can speak my language?"

"Do I look stupid?"

"…yes…"

"You look like a good ally." Sonic said with a smirk. "Right back at ya!" Kirby replied.

Meanwhile…at Castle DeDeDe.

A big, blue penguin was waiting, impatiently, for something to arrive. Suddenly a ring at the door bell. "Finally! I'm like starving here!" King Dedede cried. He sprinted towards the door and threw it open. He grabbed the pizza from the pizza guy and yelled, "No food for you!" and slammed the door. "FOOOOOODDDD!" He cried. He swallowed the pizza in one bite. "Master Dedede…" Waddle Doo said. "Do you MIND!" King Dedede hollered his mouth still full of pizza. "I'm eating here!" "Uh, sorry but we have six new visitors that have crash landed." Waddle Doo said. King Dedede gasped. "Do they have food!" He asked. "…no…" Waddle Doo replied. "Then I have nothing to do with them." King Dedede replied.

There you have it! Stay tuned for chapter 2 coming soon!