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So, it's been a year since DC cut off Roy's arm.
In other news, Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
The Hunt of Lian Harper
Thank you for joining us once again to another edition of "The Great Hunter".
We are now on the hunt for the elusive gobbler. For fourteen days and fourteen nights this majestic piece of avian DNA has escaped from the great and mighty hunter's grasp again and again. But soon, that will all change.
It is cold in the terrain. Very cold. It is starting to snow. I can see my breath. My nose is runny and red.
Your nose is always red.
Shut up.
With Thanksgiving just a day away, If nothing is done soon, then there will no Thanksgiving dinner if no gobbler is caught.
The great hunter will not let that happen.
Gobble-gobble.
Wait, what was that?
Gobble-gobble-gobble!
There it is! The elusive gobbler is in the hunter's sights once more!
Gobble-gobble-gobble!
BLAM! BLAM!
The gobbler has eluded the hunter's bullets yet again.
BLAM BLAM BLAM!
And again!
It looks like there will be no Thanksgiving dinner this year. The hunter is despondent.
But just then, the hunter unleashes his secret weapon.
Wait, when did the hunter get a secret weapon?
With the snap of his fingers, the hunter summons… AN ARMY OF COMMANDOS TO BLOW THAT SUCKER TO KINDGOM COME!
What?
They're using the armor piercing bullets!
But the gobbler doesn't have armor, hunter!
So they unleash the heat seeking missiles!
Heat-seeking missiles?
BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM-
Daddy.
BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM-
Daddy!
BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM-
"DADDY!"
"BLAMBLA-Yes, sweetness?"
Lian was cowering in the corner of their living room after Roy had, well, kind of, lost it in their game of "hunter". He was red in the face after repeatedly screaming "Blam" and firing an empty toy gun at a stuffed animal Lian was using as a surrogate turkey.
"An entire army of commandos strapped down with heat seeking missiles and armor piercing bullets? For one turkey?"
"But, but, it was getting away." Roy stammered.
"You scare me sometimes, daddy."