Link Gone Bad
Part 1
By Masterap
It is recommended that you play the LEGEND OF ZELDA THE WIND WAKER first! (Not required)
Link: Just checking to see if this works! If it does enjoy!
Characters
Link- The Hero (I think?)
Aryll-Little Sister
Grandma-Grandma (hag)
Orca- Swordsman
Teto-Captian
Pirates-Pirates (DUH)
Quill-Mailman (bird)
Niko-Pirate
Story
Aryll: Hello big brother. Get up!
Link: Shut the your ass up! (Has hangover)
Aryll: Uh…did you get drunk at your birthday party last night?
Link: I said shut your ass up!
Aryll: Ok, but Grandma wanted to see you.
Link: Fine, the old hag!
Aryll: Wait I have something to give you! It's my telescope. Please take good care of it.
Link: Whatever.
Aryll: Try to look at the mailman, Link.
Link: Oh my GOD! That is one big chicken! Let's eat it!
Aryll: You're funny!
Grandma: Link! If you don't come here right now, I'm gonna open up a can of whoop ass!
Link: Fine, jeez!
(While he walks to his house, he is making fun of the other kids)
Grandma: Finally! I thought I was going to die while waiting for you! Here shut up and put on these cloths! NOW!
Link: These cloths are too hot! These cloths are too itchy! You're old!
Grandma: What?
Link: Nothing!
(All of a sudden they both here cannon fire and they look outside)
Link: Oh My GOD! An even bigger CHICKEN!
Grandma: Look! In the chicken's talon! A girl! Link, go save her!
Link: Uh too far! Maybe tomorrow!
Grandma: Link, go and get that girl NOW! That's right, you better run!
Link: GOD! Old lady!
(Runs to Orca's house)
Link: Hey Orca, let me have a sword.
Orca: Ok, don't stab yourself.
(Link walks up the mountain were the girl fell)
Link: Jeez, a beautiful day, and I'm stuck saving a dame. (Enters mountain)
Link: Lalalalalala, blahblahblahblah Grandmas old Lalalala (Get the picture? Link finds the girl) Uh are you dead?
Stranger: Yo dog that was in the house.
Link: Wha!
Pirate: Ahoy Teto! I have come to save you!
Teto: It cool it cool. Thanks little man. Keep it real!
Link: What the is going on!
(Walks outside)
Teto: Yo man, I think that chicken just took your sister!
Link: I have a sister!
Teto: We should go get her little man.
(Walks down mountain)
Link: Hey I know you, your that chicken!
Quill: ……Ok……Link you must save your sister!
Link: Do I really have a sister?
Quill: Are you some kind of idiot?
Link: Who's an idiot?
Quill: You!
Link: Oh my Grandma…ya I kinda figured!
Quill: Oh my GOD! Teto, that is you name?
Teto: Right little bro.
Quill: And you're a pirate?
Teto: Yep.
Quill: I want you to take Link to the FORSAKEN FORTRESS.
Teto: Wow uh, you sure!
Quill: Yes!
Teto: Ok, but he needs something to protect him because I'm not goin' to clean up his blood!
Link: Jeez, thanks!
(Goes to Grandma's house)
Hey Grandma! Let me use you as a shield!
Grandma: Hell No!
Link: Fine! Then I guess the little sister I never had is going to die!
Grandma: Ah! Not Aryll! Here take this shield!
Link: You know her to man!
(Walks outside)
Grandma: Now hurry you ass up!
Link: God, old hag!
Grandma: I heard that!
Link: (To Teto) Ok, I'm ready!
Teto: Ok, little man lets go!
Quill: Good luck Link!
Link: Whatever!
Quill: Go to HELL!
Teto: Hurry up little man! (Enters the ship)
Link these are the other little dudes!
Pirates: AYE AYE CAPTIAN!
Link: Oh my GOD! You're the captain!
Teto: Chill little bro. Anchors away! Catch the wind! Hurry little bros. Link go down with Niko. He's a cool little bro!
Link: Whatever……(Walks to lower deck)
Hi! Are you the fag, uh Niko?
Niko: ARRRRR matey!
Link: Ya……….
Niko: AARRRRRR! Would ye like to play a game!
Link: Not really. Uh, AARRRRR you gay?
Niko: No uh yes no uh I-I'm not gay!
Link: Ya, I'm sure. Ok "Niko" I'll play your gay little game.
Niko: Just get to the other side by jumping on the platforms!
Link: Whatever. (Gets down on the floor and gets to the other side were there is a ladder)
THERE HAPPY?
Niko: Oh my GOD!YOU DID IT!
Link: Sure gay wad.
Niko: Now get the treasure inside!
Link: Ok… (LINK GOT THE SPOILS BAG) Uh why would I want a bag to put rotten food in?
Niko: No mat-
Link: You can stop that fag !
Niko: Fine! You put items you get from enemies! RETARD!
Link: You son of a bit-
Teto: Yo bro, we made it to the FORSAKEN FORTRESS!
Link: Finally! One more minuet with this gay wad and I woulda died! Bye Fag!
Niko: (To himself) Bye Bastard !