A/N: I did this to make fun of aaaaall of those fics out there that portray Roxas to be 'emo'. He is most certainly NOT emo, and I don't know WHERE you people get that from, but oh well. XP I expect flames, but I'd be happier if you didn't... cB; Anyway, enjoy if you, too, are fed up with this whole "oh Roxas is emo" thing.
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Roxas is emo.
No, make that screamo. He likes Death Metal.
He cuts himself each and every waking moment, day and night. They tell him to stop; and he really tries, but oh, he is just too emo for you. Blood stains his walls, carpet, bed, desk, and everything else in his room. It's like a decoration, his crimson blood. And he also thinks Axel should be a decoration, too. Axel is so annoying... I wish so to mount his head on my wall! Then I can consult Ronald McDonald and have him cut me more. Ah, what a good therapist. Emo on the walls, emo on the floors. Emo on the ceilings, emo on your mom's face. Emo is everywhere in Roxas's dark, tortured mind. And it shows. He vomits blood all the time, suffering from bulimia. He's so emo, that even though you cut yourself every night, it just doesn't cut it. It doesn't even come close. Roxas is the king of all emo, the emoest king in the history of emo. Bow down before his greatness, or he will make you hack away at his legs until you are drenched in his blood.
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Finito. Fire at will! O: Yeah, I know it was short. xD; But, who cares? O: