The Proposal
She's wearing tight jeans
I'm bout to get a ring
Would you just marry me?
I'm like Ecstasy
You can take this drug
I will just show you love
Like heaven from above
You know what is up girl!
I just wanna be your world
Give you diamonds and pearls
You put my head in a whirl
OH MY GOD IM DRUNK AGAIN
Can we just still be friends?
I promise I'll call again
Please don't turn lesbian
We will party till the end.
My iPod continued to blare in my ears as I looked around the store. There were plenty of them that I could pick out but none were good enough for my Jew.
I was about to walk away when I spotted it, the perfect one. A diamond in the middle accompanied by one emerald and one sapphire on each side. Sure it sounded lame for a dude but I knew he'd love it.
"That one... I need that one..." My hazel eyes scanned the countertops until I came in focus with a young girl around my age. She looked at where I was pointing and smirked.
"That one? It's expensive, she must be really important to you if you're buying her that..."
I crossed my arms and smirked, everyone always assumed I had a girlfriend when in fact I defiantly didn't. "Oh... well there is no girl, I'm buying it for someone else..."
Her eyes lit up at that sentence almost like I was available and she wanted to take me.
"Okay I'll tell you what..." She batted her eyes, leaning close to me and putting her finger on my chest, slowly moving it down my body. Her bright blue eyes stared directly into mine; her long blonde hair fell over her shoulders, covering the top of her exposed boobs as she continued to come closer. "How about I'll give that to you for free, you give it to your friend then you spend the night at my place?"
I broke out laughing as I stumbled backwards in laughter. Girls were always like this around me for whatever reason. I held my chest with both hands as I collapsed to the floor. "Y-you don't understand! I'm gay fucktard!"
She gasped slightly and stumbled backwards obviously used to getting her way and thought it would be easy to get me in bed. "W-well I uh... I mean..." She gasped a second time before brushing herself off and acting more professional. "That ring isn't for sale anyways, that man over there just bought it." She let out a small 'hmph' and rolled her eyes, pointing to a young man whose back was turned on me.
I growled lightly and walked up behind the boy, poking his back several times as I tried to stay calm. But I /needed/ that ring.
"Excuse me? But could I have a word with you?" Suddenly the raven turned around and I knew exactly who it was.
That motherfucker was buying his girlfriend a ring; little did he know that she was cheating on him with Bebe. She didn't deserve that ring or Stan! Even if I don't like him it's still true.
"I heard from the girl over there that you're buying the last one of those." I pointed to the one I wanted just to clarify. "Oh yeah, Wendy's gonna love it don't you think?" I had to bite the inside of my cheek so I wouldn't explode on him. "Wendy? No I think you should get her something a little better, I mean that one isn't much and girls like things that are a little expensive, she might think you're spending money on someone else."
I was trying to be calm but he smirked at my last comment and mumbled something, I swore I heard the name Kyle. The damn hippie didn't understand that I needed that ring.
"Hey wait… why the fuck are you in here? You aren't actually planning on getting married to Kyle!" I stopped for a second, no one was actually on board with me and Kyle together, almost everyone thought it was sick and twisted and the other percent thought it wouldn't last, but just like aids and cancer we're going strong.
What would Stan say once I told him I was proposing to Kyle? Would he laugh? Smile? Who even knows…?
"Why the fuck does it matter asshole? I don't tell you how to live your life so back off! Oh and lemme have that ring!" Stans smile turned to a frown as he tried to look intimidating. But unlike Kyle and I, Stan just wasn't that type. "That ring? No way butthole, that's the last ring and the person I love will love it, trust me! So go find yourself a new one!"
I sighed and found myself trudging back to the girl at the counter. "Still have your offer up for grabs?" She smiled and nodded before writing an address down on my hand, this was going to be a long night.
Okay so this is technically my first story on ff, I've been writing them for a long time and finally decided to post them online. My friends said it was a good story so I decided I might as well let others read it too. This isn't the end of the story because its only the first chapter. Reviews aren't necessary but I would like to know how everyone feels about my story, so please don't be shy to review. Please no hate comments. Thanks for everyones support
-Lexi