Chapter One
In the beginning, there was a sentence and it was good. Next was the second sentence which was also of reasonable quality. Third sentence was pretty much crap though and was some kind of harbinger for things to come.
"Oh hell. Let's get this over with then, shall we?" asked the narrator, a disembodied voice used for narrative convenience.
"Very well then. Onwards to chapter the second!" exclaimed another disembodied voice, powerful and loud from above, probably that of an angry incorporeal giant.