CAHPTER 1 "The Invasion Begins"
Authors note: You know you've been waiting for it, Titanic and The Lord of the Rings crossover fan fiction!! Please R and R, and well try to be nice :s
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The Titanic pulled up to the shore of Middle Earth, armed with tanks and guns it moved the entire crew ashore as all the passengers got either rifles, in tanks or pulled the life boats on little wheels filled with supplies.
"There are enough lifeboats of supplies!" the captain had assured them, "We'll be able to take out the elves and orcs in no time!"
But some people where skeptical and decided to remain with the ship, among them was Rose's mother, Mrs. De Witt Bukater who warned her to be careful fighting against the horridly backwards civilization of middle earth, and told her to stick with her fiancé. "Stay away from that awful Jack Dawson!"
"But mom! He saved my life!" she would protest, but in the end gave in and sat by her fiancé in the tank while the party slowly rode over to the Shire.
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Elrond called a secret council meeting about the arrival of the Titanic. Many people came from all over the land to witness the decision of what to do about the evil invasion.
"We must destroy it," Elrond said "It is the only way to win the battle!"
"I know how we shall destroy it," Gandalf spoke up, "We must crash the ship into one of the icebergs off the shore, It is our only hope!"
"I say we use it!" said Boromir "Can you not see what a great weapon this thing would be? We would be able to sail anywhere and defend all of our water!"
"We cannot Boromir!" Aragorn stood up, "The ship will not be worked by our coal, then the ship will be stranded in the middle of nowhere and there are not enough lifeboats on it! Someone must go aboard and destroy it!"
"Yes," Legolas spoke up "we must destroy it!"
"And I suppose you think you're the one to do it!" growled Gimli the dwarf.
"Yes." Replied Legolas
Soon a fight broke out in the council and everyone was fighting until the little Hobbit, Frodo Baggins spoke up, "I will do it! I will destroy the ship!" everyone turned to look at him, "Though I do not know the way."
Soon the entire council had agreed to give Frodo the task, and his company of nine all swore their lives to protect him as Elrond gave him the secret knowledge of how to drive it. The company members were Aragorn son of Arathorn, Legolas Greenleaf, Gimli son of Gloin, Boromir, Meridoc Brandybuck, Perigrin Took, Samwise Gamgee, Frodo Baggins and Gandalf the Grey was to accompany them, to the Shire to defeat the Titanic.
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At Nightfall the crew of the Titanic stopped for a rest and set up camp about five miles inland. Everyone was complaining about the slow progress of the army, but they had to be cautious because no one really knew much about the technology of middle earth, they had to be prepared.
Everyone was glumly walking around camp, including Rose De Witt Bukater who was moping because the man she loved was a poor man and her family needed money. She was in the superior class part of camp when she saw Jack sneak past the guards, she ran over to him and they hugged until Rose said "Jack you cannot be here, if my fiancé catches me…."
Just then he walks out and Rose whispers "Leave…"
"Goodbye." He whispers back as he slips into the darkness.
"Who was that sweetums?" he asks Rose as he walks up to her.
"No one."
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Well I hope you liked it, I realize, or think that the Lord of The Rings part is better written, well it's cause I like LOTR better than Titanic, but it looks like the battle of Middle Earth has begun.
I can't remember the name of Roses' fiancé; if anyone could r and r telling me who he is then I'd be much appreciated.
(Laura if you're reading this, if its really bad, for the sake of your pride you might want to take me off of your favorite author's list)
!! !!
~ ~ Another creative invention from the DrUnKeN TuRtLe
Authors note: You know you've been waiting for it, Titanic and The Lord of the Rings crossover fan fiction!! Please R and R, and well try to be nice :s
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Titanic pulled up to the shore of Middle Earth, armed with tanks and guns it moved the entire crew ashore as all the passengers got either rifles, in tanks or pulled the life boats on little wheels filled with supplies.
"There are enough lifeboats of supplies!" the captain had assured them, "We'll be able to take out the elves and orcs in no time!"
But some people where skeptical and decided to remain with the ship, among them was Rose's mother, Mrs. De Witt Bukater who warned her to be careful fighting against the horridly backwards civilization of middle earth, and told her to stick with her fiancé. "Stay away from that awful Jack Dawson!"
"But mom! He saved my life!" she would protest, but in the end gave in and sat by her fiancé in the tank while the party slowly rode over to the Shire.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Elrond called a secret council meeting about the arrival of the Titanic. Many people came from all over the land to witness the decision of what to do about the evil invasion.
"We must destroy it," Elrond said "It is the only way to win the battle!"
"I know how we shall destroy it," Gandalf spoke up, "We must crash the ship into one of the icebergs off the shore, It is our only hope!"
"I say we use it!" said Boromir "Can you not see what a great weapon this thing would be? We would be able to sail anywhere and defend all of our water!"
"We cannot Boromir!" Aragorn stood up, "The ship will not be worked by our coal, then the ship will be stranded in the middle of nowhere and there are not enough lifeboats on it! Someone must go aboard and destroy it!"
"Yes," Legolas spoke up "we must destroy it!"
"And I suppose you think you're the one to do it!" growled Gimli the dwarf.
"Yes." Replied Legolas
Soon a fight broke out in the council and everyone was fighting until the little Hobbit, Frodo Baggins spoke up, "I will do it! I will destroy the ship!" everyone turned to look at him, "Though I do not know the way."
Soon the entire council had agreed to give Frodo the task, and his company of nine all swore their lives to protect him as Elrond gave him the secret knowledge of how to drive it. The company members were Aragorn son of Arathorn, Legolas Greenleaf, Gimli son of Gloin, Boromir, Meridoc Brandybuck, Perigrin Took, Samwise Gamgee, Frodo Baggins and Gandalf the Grey was to accompany them, to the Shire to defeat the Titanic.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
At Nightfall the crew of the Titanic stopped for a rest and set up camp about five miles inland. Everyone was complaining about the slow progress of the army, but they had to be cautious because no one really knew much about the technology of middle earth, they had to be prepared.
Everyone was glumly walking around camp, including Rose De Witt Bukater who was moping because the man she loved was a poor man and her family needed money. She was in the superior class part of camp when she saw Jack sneak past the guards, she ran over to him and they hugged until Rose said "Jack you cannot be here, if my fiancé catches me…."
Just then he walks out and Rose whispers "Leave…"
"Goodbye." He whispers back as he slips into the darkness.
"Who was that sweetums?" he asks Rose as he walks up to her.
"No one."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Well I hope you liked it, I realize, or think that the Lord of The Rings part is better written, well it's cause I like LOTR better than Titanic, but it looks like the battle of Middle Earth has begun.
I can't remember the name of Roses' fiancé; if anyone could r and r telling me who he is then I'd be much appreciated.
(Laura if you're reading this, if its really bad, for the sake of your pride you might want to take me off of your favorite author's list)
!! !!
~ ~ Another creative invention from the DrUnKeN TuRtLe
