A/N: Oh god...I saw HeppokomaruXBobobo, HatenkoXBobobo and GigaXBobobo artwork on a Japanese fansite...and Bobobo was the uke...IT BURNZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!

'I wonder what Heppokomaru wanted to speak to me about...? Maybe he wants to confess his feelings for me!' Beauty thought as she laid down on the grass next to him. The hill that the two teens were sitting on overlooked the destroyed ruins of Holy Guacamole Land, where the Bobobo group had just finished beating Halekulani.

"So...Beauty...uh...I...err...how do I say this...umm..." Heppokomaru was blushing as he tried to think of the right thing to say.

'Aw, he's so cute when he's nervous! Just like a certain someone...' Beauty thought, giggling.

"Beauty...listen...I need to ask you something...something really important..."

"Yes? What is it, Heppokomaru?"

Heppokomaru took in a deep breath, closed his eyes, and said:

"Beauty, during the time it was just you and Bobobo, you two didn't have any...sexual relations, right?"

'I should have known...' Beauty thought sadly, but then she said, "Heppokomaru, do you really believe that me and...and Bobobo would do something like that? I mean, he's a man in his late twenties and I'm just a girl. I would...we would never...dammit, Heppokomaru!"

"I...I..." Heppokomaru was at a loss for words.

"I'M NOT THAT KIND OF A GIRL! I DEFINITELY WOULD NEVER FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE LIKE HIM! HE HAS SQUIRRELS LIVING IN HIS AFRO, FOR PETE'S SAKE! He's my friend, and that's all he'll ever be!"

"Okay, Beauty, I understand, but what about Suzu and Captain Battleship? They haven't been up to anything, right?"

"HEPPOKOMARU!"

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" Heppokomaru exclaimed, but it was too late. Standing up, Beauty turned around and stomped off back to the campsite, leaving the white-haired boy feeling like a complete jackass.

Back at the camp grounds, Beauty peeked into Bobobo's tent and saw he was deep asleep on his cot, still resting after that big battle.

Smiling, Beauty crawled on top of him and rested her head on his chest. As if on instinct, Bobobo suddenly wrapped his arms around Beauty and clung to her tightly, despite the fact he was still sleeping.

Listening to his steady breathing pattern, Beauty began to drift off to sleep as well...

"I love you, Bobobo."

"...Love you too, my little Beauty."