Ciel's stomach growls as he sits in his study.
"where IS that pitiful excuse for a butler?.. I expected he'd be here with my pre-dinner snack half an hour ago!" The earl grumbles. He taps his foot, impatiently then perks up at the sound of someone knocking on the floor.
"Its about time. Come in." The door creaks open, but rather than a snack cart followed by his demon, a different butler enters the room.
"Claude. How did you get in here . Where's Sebastian." Ciel stands. The spider butler chuckles then approaches Ciel. The small earl backs into the wall as Claude gets closer. The Trancy butler leans in…
"CHING CHONG!" The Claude calls right into Ciels face.
Suddenly they were transported by a magic force into a fancy Chinese restaurant with stylish decorations and ornaments and hot waitresses in them cute high-collar Chinese dresses everywhere.
"w-whats going on?" Ciel cries.
"im making youre dreams come true" Clade replies. He walks towards a table but a waitress was carrying two large bowels of noodles, one in each pretty hand and claude crashes into her and she slips and chucks the noodles onto the ground and Claude slap on the noodle and fall on the florr. If ciel had been drinking milk it woulda shot outta his nose as this situation is quite humorous.
"haha, get up." He commands.
Meanwhile, Sebastian was sitting on the floor of the Phantomhive mashion, in a sad mood.
"why did he just up and leave me?" Sebastian asks the floor. The floor feels offended and opens up its giant, carpeted jaws and swallows up Sebastian, sending the demon down to the fiery pits of hell.
"R.I.P" says meirein, who had watched the whole thing.
Claude gets you off the floor but slips on the noodle juice. Ciel laughs so hard, his eyepatch falls off and everyone admires the cool tattoo on his eye. The Chinese waitresses think Ciel is hot stuff. Cause he is.
Claude picks up snail's eyepatch and drops it in the noodle juice like a moron. Ciel slaps claude for being a useless butler.
"heheheheh…" creepy laughter fills the restaurant…
"whos there?" asks the useess butler.
"It is I…. UNDERTAKER!" Then. Out from behind the counter rose the undertaker. Then he did that thing where he pretends he's on an elevator and sinks down behind the counter again.
"lets get out of here, useless." Says ciel to claude. Claude nods and clicks his heels 3x and they end up back home in Kansas. Ruby slippers.
THE END