Another CLiche Crack Fic!

by KitaKlawier707

So my friend and I decided to write something random so there's no real plot to this. We just decided to take the rampant plot bunnies that were between us and mash them together with our OCs and so this fic was created. The continuation of this story depends on if you guys like it, so don't forget to review and favorite! Rated M for swearing and (maybe) future stuff!

1. The Beginning!

DISCLAIMER! My friend Wonderlad-Chic and I do not own anything of Naruto! We do; however, own our OCs!

"Oh my god…I shouldn't have drunk so much last night…" My body ached, my head was pounding, the sounds of birds chirping reverberated through my ears making my head throb even more…and why the hell am I wet?!

Sitting up slowly trying to keep my head from spinning off my shoulders, I cracked my eyes open to the sight of bushes…and trees…and a small stream…and morning dew clinging to me?…what the fuck?! Looking around I soon realized that I wasn't alone; there was a person with short, shaggy red hair lying next to me asleep. Moving closer I shook them slightly, "Hey, hey wake up." The person grumbled and smacked my hands away, "Shut up I'm sleeping Erin, drank too much, head hurts."

My eyes went wide… "Lexi?" "Uggggh, what Erin?!" She looked up to glare at me with unfocused eyes. "Oh my god…oh my god…oh my fucking god, Lexi…get your fucking ass up now we got a problem?!" She rolled over, throwing her arms to cover her eyes, "The only problem we have is the fact that my head is fucking killing me, now let…me sleep." I huffed and grabbed her ankle, quickly dragging her body to the stream and throwing her in.

"WHAT THE FUCKING HELL ERIN!?" She finally sat up to really look at me, and she froze and then screamed. I grinned, "Wow, for someone who looks like a boy, you sure do scream like a little girl Lexi!" She stormed up to me, pulling my hair and spinning me around before finally making me face her. She kind of resembled a drowned cat and it made me laugh. "This isn't funny Erin, what the fuck is going on?!" I rolled my eyes noticing that she was slowly lapsing into a panic attack. "Lexi, calm down and go look at your reflection in the water." Growling to herself, she made her way back to the waters' edge and looked over, and after several beats stood straight, "Well shit…"

I walked to stand next to her, pulling at my extra-long hair, "Yeah, I figured it out as soon as I realized you were the one sleeping next to me, you look like your Naruto OC and you confirmed it for me when you started pulling at my hair and looking me over also." She looked at me, "So we're in the Narutoverse and we look like our OCs," she grinned demonically, "let's fuck shit up."