Misty: Oh, stupid Ash!

Brock: *looking around in bushes* AH!

Misty: What?

Brock: Ash left his pokedex..we can track him down!

*Brock opens the pokedex and Misty comes to look*

Brock: Ash is in Pewter with Pikachu.

Misty: Why?

Brock: I don't know....Its weird.

Misty: Except the unexceptected from Ash...

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Ash: Now we can finally be alone, Pikachu!

Pikachu: *nervously* Pi...

Ash: It's ok,

Pikachu: CHA!

Ash: What?

*Pikachu runs away*

Ash: HEY! PIKACHU!

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Misty: I want to kill Ash!

Brock: No you don't!

Misty: I DO! If I find him....

Brock: You'll kiss him and hug him and-

*Misty hits Brock with the mallet*

Misty: I'LL DO THAT ONLY HARDER!

Brock: Yep....You'll do that....*faints*

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*Ash chased Pikachu to the edge of a cliff*

Pikachu: Pi...

Ash: Come on, Pikachu....*walks towards Pikachu*

*Pikachu gets ready to shock Ash*

*Ash is about to grab Pikachu but Pikachu moves out of the way and Ash falls of the cliff and
into a river*

Ash: It's time like I wish I had a water pokemon....Especially when there's a waterfall....AH!

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Brock: Hey, do you think Ash sleep-walks?

Misty: No..hey, maybe! No, he wouldn't walk all the way to Pewter!

Brock: Yes, true....*mutters* Maybe he wanted to get away from being hit on the head with a mallet....

Misty: WHAT DID YOU SAY? *prepares to hit Borck with the mallet*

Brock: NOTHING! Nothing!

Misty: TEAM ROCKET! Maybe they kidnapped Ash!

Brock: Um...between all 3 rockets, how much of a brain do you thing they would have?

Misty: But they probably did!

Brock: *checks pokedex again* Misty, you're right! Pikachu and Ash are seperated!

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Ash: As long as I'm in the water, I might as well try to catch a pokemon...

*goldeen appears*

Ash: Wow! *grabs goldeen*

*Goldeen slips out of Ash hands, tackles him and swims off*

Ash: Magikarp? *goes under water with his eyes shut and gets pecked by several goldeen*

*Ash gets up*

*a group of Pidgey circle Ash's head and take a dump*

Ash: PIKACHU!!!!!!!!!!

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Brock: I guess you won't be killing Ash.

Misty: No, but I will get Team Rocket!

James: What?

Misty: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

Jessie: Looking for the lead twerp.

Brock: Listen, he doesn't have any more pokemon!

James: All we want is his Pikachu.

Brock: You already have it!

Meowth: We do?

Misty: I guess they don't.....

Brock: Then what happened to Ash?

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Ash: *gets on land* Pikachu...*starts to cry* I thought we were best friends.....*has a bunch of
flashbacks then gets electricuted while he's soaking wet* Pikachu!!

Pikachu electricuted Ash again and runs away.



So...........


Ash gave away all his pokemon and Pikachu hates him....he also has Pidgey poop in his hair!

TO BE CONTINUED