ROCK N' RADITZ
When Raditz headbanged, people took notice. How could they not? There was just something fantastic about twenty feet of hair lashing out at the audience. The physical pain the first row received matched the aural pain that Raditz's Flying V dished out. It was so very METAL.
SO metal in fact, that his popularity soared, and with it, his paycheck. He quickly acquired a paid harem of attractive young men and women, in an attempt to emulate his idol, Shishi Jurokubei.
But beautiful though they were, there was something missing in his life- the emotional satisfaction he had once gotten specially from Turles. This long lack of romance had a left a hollowness in the big Saiyan's heart...
...
One weekend afternoon, Mr. Satan was getting dolled up for a fairly major rock concert. He needed a bit of a disguise so as not to be recognized, so he jumped in the bathtub and began to shave his trademark body hair. Shaving a particularly big patch of hair in his crotch region, he was pleasantly surprised to see he still had junk, after all! It had been covered so long that he'd assumed a Madoshi's spell had removed it.
Satan heard a shocked gasp behind him, and quickly turned as Videl practically pounced him, covering his bits to hide them from her view. "Mom!" she yelled, breaking into fits of tears.
Here was a man totally emasculated. He had to hide his true identity even though he hadn't yet left the house! He'd have to play the role of the late Mrs. Satan to get out of this one...
He tried to force tears, eyeballs bulging in their sockets. None came. However, he could feel a huge fart nearing release from all the straining, and quickly reached over to turn on the water full blast to cover it.
It worked, though the air smelled of beans n' cornbread something horrible. Videl cussed, and before Mr. Satan could come up with a reprimand, he realized WHY: in his haste to conceal the flatus, he'd uncovered his junk!
He squeaked girlishly (on purpose for once) and covered up, then noticed Videl was looking out the window rather than at his crotch. He squinted at the sight of that little shit Gohan (how dare he bone the great Mr. Satan's daughter!) soul kissing a big red woman. Though as soon as this woman started shoving her dick into Gohan's ass, he realized it was just a guy with big manboobs. He popped an awkward boner and so did Videl (she'd screwed both of these men many times, after all).
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Meanwhile, backstage at the very concert Mr. Satan would soon be attending, Raditz was helping the crew set up his stage. A fairly sudden tightness in his pants distracted the sexy Saiyan, so he ran down to the dressing room. But before he could beat the problem into submission, his boner died. Raditz blinked at his dick.
"You big tease," he whispered flirtaciously, zipping up his bootylicious 80's tiger striped jeans.
END CHAPTER ONE