12 People
1 Psychotic Night

Heero

We were all spending a night at this one house. The car broke down and this guy offered us to stay, Hilde, Quatre, Sally, Wufei, Noin, Zechs, Trowa, Catherine, Relena, Duo, Noin, and I. This guys name was Pierre. I grabbed a large bottle of Vodka from the fridge and started gulping it. "I want some…" Duo said walking in. "Me to!" Katherine said. "Vodka good…" Noin said. I looked disgusted as they finished off the rest of the Vodka. I stumbled into the living room where everyone else was. Zechs and Quatre weren't there yet. They were out working. They didn't get in until around 12:30 a.m.

Relena

"Noin can I switch rooms with you?" I asked, "My room has an alarm clock that I can't turn off." "Sure…" Noin said, "I'll just sleep right through it." I walked to her room. As I walked there I heard Pierre and Trowa wanting to switch rooms to. I went to bed and when I heard the door to my room open I glanced at the clock to see it was 12:35 a.m. Someone climbed into the bed and kissed me on the neck. I thought it was Heero and turned to him. I looked at Zechs in the face. "AAAHHHH!" I screamed. I heard a few other screams at the same time I did.

It was later that night.

"Okay, what happened?" Wufei asked. He seemed to be the only one besides Sally who wasn't out of it. We all started talking at once. "SHUT UP!" I screamed as everyone shut up, "I'll go first. Okay…I had been playing some poker with Noin…She seemed out of it because she had Vodka, after getting bored I asked if she wanted to switch rooms because I didn't want the alarm clock. When someone walked into my room, I thought it was Heero. When the person got in bed and kissed me on the neck, I turned and looked to see Zechs. The end." I looked embarrassed admitting I had been sleeping with Heero.

Duo

"I'll go next." I said, "I had been out of it since the Vodka, so I stumbled up the stairs and asked Noin if she wanted to switch because her room had a T.V. She said yes. When I got into bed someone else stumbled in and got into bed. I thought it was Hilde. But, what scared me, is what I found, well Hilde doesn't have. I turned to see Heero there." "You screamed like a little girl!" Heero said laughing, "Although I was just as scared and sickened as hell." "The end." I said.

Trowa

"I'll go…" I said, "Well…I asked Pierre to switch rooms because I wanted a window in my room. We switched. I went and opened the window, then looked to see someone already in bed. I got in bed and slowly brought my hand across the persons body thinking it was Quatre." I showed signs of blushing but held it back. None of them knew I was gay. "Anyway…" I said as I kept going, "I turned the person to me and frenched the person, and ran my hand through his hair. Then I noticed it was too long. I opened my eyes to see Catherine. That's when I started spitting and screaming at the same time. The end." Catherine ran to the bathroom and threw up. "No offense, but you're a brother…" she said as he put a breath mint in.

Hilde

"I hadn't known that Duo and Noin switched rooms…And since me and Duo do certain 'things' to start off a night, I started them. That's when a deranged Noin turned towards me and asked what I was doing. I screamed and fainted." I said.

Pierre

"Well…Since Catherine and I have 'visits' each night with each other, I figured she'd have remembered that we had switched rooms, but she had Vodka, so…I found myself frenching Quatre. At first I screamed then stopped in mid scream and wondered what the hell he was doing in Trowa's room. And Trowa just explained what that was all about so…"

Wufei

"Well, me and Sally were together, we being the only ones not screwed up, while we were um…Watching T.V., yeah that was it, I heard a scream and mumbled about how some women have got to get a life." I said as I took the glares from Noin, Hilde, Relena and Katherine, "And Duo I guess well, he's just a boy…Anyway, then I heard a crash, which was all of you running into each other and tumbling down the stairs. I ran out with Sally *After putting some clothes on* and saw all of you down there deranged and confused. So…Well…That's the story." "Why you…" Duo said. He tackled me and started punching me again and again. "YOU CALL THIS JUST A BOY?" he screamed as he kneed me in the balls, "HA!" He stood up, dusted himself off, and sat back down as if nothing had happened. I just laid on the ground with my hands between my legs. "You prick…" I said in a VERY high voice.


THE END

[Note: I give all the credit to Shinigami Baby who inspired me, it's like her fic only more twisted and demented!]