10 Ways To Annoy The Lovely Harry Potter Characters
A/N: Hey people! Well, I bet you can guess who I'm doing first! Cough*Harry*cough! So in honor of him, he will be the one presenting the lovely disclaimer.
Me: Harry, go ahead and do the disclaimer.
Harry: Um…I…er…what's a disclaimer?
Me: Just say I don't own this.
Harry: Why?
Me: Look, do you want me sued or not?
Harry: Fine…Lifegoesonwithinyou does not own any Harry Potter characters, references, collectible statues, or products.
Start a Harry Potter fan club with Colin Creevey.
Hide and when Harry enters the room, jump out and yell "THE CHOSEN ONE HAS ARRIVED! HEY EVERYONE, LOOK AT HIS SCAR!"
Whenever Ginny is in the same room, constantly ask Harry for details on his kiss with Cho in a very loud voice.
Tell him Ginny has left him for a better man. When he asks who, reply "Errol."
Dress up just like him, and follow him around all day, humming Harry Potter music.
Leave him a love letter from Snape on his bed and make sure he reads it. Get. His. Reaction. On. Tape.
Put a stuffed Hedwig in a cage in his bedroom and see how long he takes to figure out it's not real.
Every time he drinks something, grab his cup, look into it and yell "YOU HAVE THE GRIM!" at the top of your lungs.
Get Ron and Hermione to put a tattoo of the dark mark on their arms, go up to Harry, and announce they've left him from the death eaters.
Tell him Umbridge is adopting him and she's waiting for him in the car.
A/N: Hope you guys liked it, because Harry won't! But we will all laugh at Harry's misfortune because we are awesome that way. Next up is Ron, so please leave any ideas in reviews!