Okay guys, my friends hgave me a challenge, to write when I was drunk, I figured I would give it a shot, so here is my weirdest fic yet, Also the song used is 'Arnold' by Luke Million.
Jaune couldn't believe it! He lost to Cardin again! Even with Pyrrha's training he still couldn't see to keep up! He knew that his training with Pyrrha was paying off as he was now able to hold his own. But he was sick of losing all the time! Couldn't he just win once! He had to beat him! While he may have saved Cardin, the dick weed had still been a douche to a lot of people. And it pissed Jaune off.
"Damn it! I need to be stronger! And as much as I hate to admit it, Pyrrha's training isn't working fast enough." He said as he was walking through the halls of beacon.
He needed some time to think, and while Pyrrha knew he was upset, she also knew that he needed some time to think. Besides she knew Jaune was going to be a lot more honest with her now, so she didn't worry about him getting into trouble. Even though she was still worried about him. Either way Jaune just needed time to himself.
"What can I do?" He asked himself as he continued his walk.
"I need to get even stronger, but I already have a full schedule with classes, and late night training with Pyrrha, so what can I do?" He asked himself as he wasn't paying attention to where he was going.
"I can't extend my training with Pyrrha as we already stay up late enough, and we really need our sleep due to school, I'm definitely not asking Nora for help as she'll probably break my bones within a minute." Jaune said as he didn't even noticed he walked past a sign that said 'Do not enter-Renovations!'
"Ren? Nah, he enjoys his sleep too much." He said not noticing he was entering a very dark room.
"What about Ruby? No, if I interrupt on her cookie time, she could get mad. And I am sure as hell not asking Yang for help, I am not risking messing with her hair again." He said as he shivered at the last time he had accidentally cut her hair.
He ended up running away screaming like a little girl as she was smashing through walls just to get to him.
"Weiss pretty much hates me so thats a no, and last I went to their room, I walked in on Blake reading her porn books." He said as he once again shivered at that disturbing image.
Seriously what kind of teenager brings smut to a school? Oh who was he kidding, he saw Cardin trying to hide a play faunus magazine in his locker. And that thought disturbed him even more, who knew the racist guy had a weird fetish?
CREEEEAAAAKKKKK
"Oh shit." Jaune said as he suddenly noticed where he was.
And that was on top of a collapsing floorboard.
"SSHHHHHHIIIIIITTTTT!" He yelled as he fell about twenty feet down.
He ended up faceplanting right on the cold hard ground.
"Oh my back." He said as he proceeded to pull himself off the ground and dust himself off.
Just in time for some weird music to kick in, as well as some lights to kick on, suddenly blinding him from the intense line.
Ba bum bum bum ba bum
What kind of music was that? He didn't know what it was, but it was weird, almost like it was supposed to be funky or something.
"Hi! This is Arnold!" He heard a voice say out as he suddenly noticed he was in a very old weight room.
"Who the hell is Arnold?" He said as he suddenly saw a figure in the shadows.
"Your instructor!" A heavily muscular man said as he stepped out into the light.
He was wearing what appeared to be a yellow shirt with the words 'Gold's gym' painted across the front, however the shirt was more like something you would get to tease women with by showing off your muscles, and boy did this man have them, his arms alone looked bigger than Jaune's head. And don't get him started on his legs, seriously it was like he was looking at oak trees. Still though, what was with this guy's accent?
"DOWN!" The man said as he pushed him onto a bench press and forced him to pick up the bar.
"HEY WHAT THE HELL MAN?!" He said as he was having trouble.
"UP!" Arnold yelled as Jaune reluctantly pushed it up.
"I don't even know-" He said as Arnold pushed the bar down again.
"DOWN!" He yelled as Jaune was getting pissed.
"You just told me to push up!" He said as he pushed it back up.
"UP!"
"THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING YOU WALKING BICEP!" He yelled back more confused than pissed off.
"DOWN! UP! DOWN! UP!" He continued to yell as Jaune continued to use the bench press.
"CAN'T YOU SAY MORE THAN DOWN AND UP!" He said as Arnold complied with his request.
"Come on! More energy!" Arnold replied as Jaune was getting a tick mark on his forehead.
Finally he had enough, his chest could not take the strain, and eventually he put the barbell back on its rest, as he let his arms fall to his side, they felt like rubber, but at the same time he could feel blood rushing into his muscles, and they got a really tight feeling, like his skin was going to explode. And while he had to admit, it was weird, it also felt really, REALLY good.
The next thing he knew was that he was being dragged by Arnold over to the squat rack.
"Come on! More energy!" Arnold yelled as Jaune got prepared.
"But I didn't even get a bre-" His words died as he felt the weight on his back.
"DOWN!" Arnold yelled as Jaune squatted.
"UP!" He continued to yell that strange Mantra as Jaune just listened and did what his instructor asked.
"Come on, One more time!" Arnold yelled as Jaune was finishing a set.
"I don't have it in me!" He yelled as he could feel the strain of the weight on his legs.
Using all of his might, he pushed through the pain, his bones creaked in protest, his muscles were contracting as tight as they could. And eventually he lifted that bar back onto its rack, and then proceeded to collapse onto the floor.
"Please say its over." Jaune said as he was already tired.
All he got was a laugh from Arnold as he dragged him over to another machine.
"DOWN!" He yelled as Jaune screamed in agony.
THE NEXT DAY
"Have you seen Jaune?" Pyrrha asked Ren as he shook his head.
"No, he never came back last night, did you guys have a fight?" He asked as she shook her head.
"No, he just needed some time to think, but considering he wasn't in our first class today, I'm a little worried, especially since our next class is combat class, and Goodwitch doesn't like her students to be tardy." She said as she had seen some of the students who experienced Goodwitch's wrath.
It was not pretty, she was sure that Grimm would be afraid of Goodwitch. And they couldn't feel any emotions besides hate and rage. She was certain those students were now traumatized for life considering one of them was now in a healthcare facility. Of course, everytime she slept she saw that menacing glare that bore deep into her soul reminding her that there was no joy in the world, only those staring horrible green eyes.
"First match is..." Glynda started as the reels started to fly by.
DING!
"Cardin Winchester..." She said as she swore to god she was going to kill someone if it was the same result again.
"And Jaune Arc." She mumbled curses under her breath.
How the hell do the same two students get paired up multiple times in a row? Did Ozpin rig the system so that he could get his rocks off by pissing her off as often as she could.
Cardin was already down in the arena and ready to fight, but she saw Mr. Arc no where in sight.
"Mr. Arc, if you do not show up, I will be forced to-" She said as she heard a noise.
"I'm here! Sorry!" Jaune said as he ran into the room.
For some reason he was only wearing his hoodie, and was it just them or did it seem baggier than usual? Nah, everyone must have just been imagining things, either way, they noticed how Jaune looked tired, almost as if he was up all night. Probably spent too much time awake reading comic books or something.
"Please try and be quicker next time." Goodwitch said as she stepped back.
"Heh, ready for another loss Jauney boy?" Cardin said as he gripped his mace.
"Can you keep it down, you're giving me a headache." He said as he was rubbing his temples and looking down at the ground.
"What's the matter Jauney Boy? Scared that you're going DOWN?" He said as Jaune froze up at that word.
"Begin in 3..." Goodwitch stated.
"Down..." Jaune thought as he felt a rage curdling inside.
"2..." The timer continued to go off.
"DOWN..." The rage was getting louder.
"1!" The countdown finished as Cardin prepared his mace.
"DOOOOOOWWWWWNNNNNN!" Jaune yelled as within the blink of an eye his fist was in Cardin's face.
The result was Cardin was knocked all the way across the ring, into the wall, where he made a snow angel imprint into the wall. Needless to say, Everyone had shit their pants at what just happened. Jaune the student who could not beat Cardin no matter what, had just landed a superman punch right to his arrogant face. It was like watching a tiny ant kill a grizzly bear, and yet they just witnessed it.
"Owie." Cardin said as Jaune ripped off his hoodie.
Causing all nearby females to blush as they saw just what he was hiding under the hoodie. As far as the eye could see were beautiful rippling muscles, that were so large that he could probably choke out a crocodile with one arm while carrying a damsel in distress with the other arm. Not that any of them were now picturing that. A certain Redhaired amazon was most not definately thinking about the things she would do to get her hands on those beautiful HUGE VEINY...
Biceps...What did you think she was thinking about? Pervs.
"Down..." Jaune said as he grabbed Cardin's leg.
"What are you-" He said as Jaune suddenly lifted him above his head.
"UP!" He yelled as Cardin felt scared for his life now.
And he had a right to be, because Jaune then proceeded to smash him into the ground of the training arena.
"DOWN!" He yelled repeating the mantra that he had been hearing all night.
Needless to say everyone could only watch as Jaune gave Cardin a merciless pounding. This wasn't even funny anymore, it was downright weird! How the hell did Jaune go from being a twig, to being this muscular behemoth overnight? Pyrrha was certain he did not look like that last night because she had been trying to peep on him when he was in the showers. And now she had even more of a reason to now. She noticed all the other blushing females in the area and suddenly grew very protective of her slice of man meat.
"COME ON! MORE ENERGY!" Jaune yelled out as Cardin had now passed out from pain and shame.
"What the fuck is he on about?" Goodwitch said as she was stunned for the first time in her life, it wasn't because of his oiled up rippling nuclear warheads that he called abs.
She had just seen him mercissely attack a student for merely saying the word 'Down' what the hell did he do last night that triggered him to freak out at the word 'Down.' And more importantly, how the hell did he improve so much overnight.
"Good to see your training paid off my old friend." Ozpin said as he viewed the smackdown through a security feed in his office.
"Always happy to help Oz!" The happy Austrian man said as he had a cow that he intended to butcher for its delicious protein.
"I will admit, I did not expect Mr. Arc to take to it so...effectively." He said trying to think of a word for what he was seeing.
"YAARGH! The wee little girly man is now an iron pumping machine! YAAAHHH!" Arnold said as Oz looked back at him.
"How the hell did you get him to beef up that quickly?" Ozpin said unsure of how anyone could develop that amount of muscle in one night.
"OZ! You forget I have time machine! I keep him in isolation for months on end, making him into the perfect specimen!" Arnold said as he pointed at his time machine that he had stolen off the set of terminator.
"Well...your methods may be odd, but I can't argue with your results...and please don't butcher that cow in my office, I just got it cleaned.
"YAAH! COME LITTLE PUPPY!" Arnold said as the tiny little corgi barked as they ran towards the window.
"GET TO DA CHOPPA!" He yelled as they jumped out onto a bullhead that were some reason was just waiting for them.
All the while Ozpin just sipped his coffee and watched the security tapes, oh it was good to be the king.