OMG! I still don't believe I wrote a story and I'm posting it up in the internet! Anyways as you can see from my "omg" reaction this is my first story ever! And I kind of feel excited and weird at the same time… Please review! And please give me advices on writing cause I'm not really the writing type I'm more the daydream and draw type. So all awesome writers in the world help me!

Warnings: Hidan's mouth, fighting?

P.S no I do not write yaoi or boy X boy the only relationship a dude is gonna have between another dude is friends, best friends, brothers, etc. So yea! If I drink coffee I get hyper!

Disclaimer: I claim Nauto! Now Deidara will become the main character of Naurto!muhahahaha! *gets smacked on the head by Masashi. Ok..ok… I don't own naruto..sniff…doesn't mean that I can't become the author in the future hehehe…I repeat again though right now. I DON'T WON NARUTOOOOO! Enjoy!

"Narutooooooooooo! Youuuu littleeeee BRAAAAAATTT!"

Deidara shouted on the top of his lungs while chasing Naruto, his younger brother, out of his room.

"Waa! Don't kill me niisan! I only sold three of you art works!"

Naruto called as he was being chased by his (hot) long blond haired older brother, Deidara. Deidara was holding one of his explosive clay insects, threatening to throw it to his short blond haired and blue eyed brother. And just as he was about to throw it, another older blond haired man stopped him by grabbing his arm. The fourth Hokage, Minato, stared at his two sons disapprovingly.

"Let go! Seriously dad! I'm gonna blow that little brat into pieces! Yea!"

"Deidara, stop." Minato said sternly while tightening his grip around Deidara's arm.

"Go get ready, I thought school is starting today. You wouldn't want to be late on your first day would you?" He let go of Deidara's arm, who turned around and walked to his room, grumbling under his breath.

"Goodness, his temper is just like your mom's."

"Hehe…" Naruto grinned nervously while awaiting his punishment from the 4th Hokage.

"Naruto, you and I are gonna have a nice long conversation in my room, ok?"

As Naruto and Minato walked to his room, Deidara was breaking all of his non explosive clay sculptors while cursing his brother. Then he left for Nin High School.

(In Naruto and Minato's situation)

"Naruto."

"Yea?"

"How much and what did you sell of Deidara's artworks?"

"…Well.~ I took his dragon, bird, and llama sculptors, and gained $150 for each, but $300 for the llama!"

"What! How?"

"I sold them to freaking rich people!Man, were they idiots! Haha! Niisan's skills are awesome!

And-"

"Hand over the money."

"….."

"Naruto?"

"I spent half of it for ramen…." He said with his voice going quieter each second.

"You spent $300 for ramen?"

"Yes…hehe?"

"Okay that is it! Give me the rest of the money and you're grounded for a month, no make that two months! No TV, no internet, come home right after Leaf Ninja Academy, and no talking to Sakura chan!"

"Noooo! Not Sakura chan! That's not fair!"

"And it's not fair to steal Deidara's sculptors in secret and sell them to a bunch of rich freaks without me or Deidara's permission! You have 5 minutes to get me the money or else I'll double your punishment. Five minutes starts now."

"But!-"

"4 minutes."

"Fine!" Naruto stormed out of the room to get the money which he hid in his empty cups of instant cup noodles.

In Minato's mind:

Dang! $600 for three sculptors! I'm so proud of Deidara. *sniff cries happy tears… Wonder where

he got his talents..Should I try- (stealing some of his sculptors and sell them to freaking

rich people and get freaking rich?) No! I….I…..I…..I…..I…. Minato is a good bo- man! (that sounds familiar) I have to take the money from Naruto and and and- (buy a new watch for myself,

and buy a bouquet of red roses for my lovely wife) No! But….Just this once! Ok? Im so sorry

my son! Right now I must focus on the money! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$! Is it five

minutes yet?"

Deidara's POV

I walked to Nin High still grumbling under my breath cursing that little brat, Naruto. I am so going to crush him after school!

As I continued walking I heard familiar footsteps advancing quickly behind me. It must be-

"DEIDARAAAAA SENPAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!~~~~"

Tobi obviously.

I stepped to the side without looking back, and saw Tobi falling face first to the ground next to me.

"Awwww, senpai don't be shy! My mask almost broke! Why did you step away, I was going to hug you senpai!"

I stared at the black spiky haired boy with a ridiculous swirly, orange mask with one hole for his eye in annoyance. He was wearing dark blue baggy jeans and a red shirt with the writing "I'm a Sausage!" on it.

"I stepped aside, because I don't want your stupidity to rub off on me and I definitely don't want to hug someone right now, especially you. Mmm."

"Senpai is such a meanie! Saying such mean things to Tobi! Tobi is a good boy!" (ah! The famous words!) Tobi said with a pout. (Though nobody could see it.)

"Argh! I had to deal with Naruto in the morning and now I have to deal with you!" I groaned in frustration. Today was just not my day was it?

"Senpai?"

"What? yea?"

"It's still morning."

"Shut up. Tobi. mm."

We finally reached Nin high, and we saw a short redheaded boy staring our way.

"Hey brat." The redhead greeted.

"Waz up? Danna. Mm."

This redhead, my danna, is Sasori, and is a master puppeteer. Who thinks art is eternal. But it isn't! ART IS A BANG! An explosion! Art should only last for an instant by bursting into flames! Serving its purpose for only a short moment! Yea! And this is my main nin jutsu, a living art explosion made from clay after being skillfully, sculpted by me.

"How was your vacation? mm."

"I shut myself in my room for a month while making puppets all that time in my grandmother's house in Suna. What do you think baka?"

"Sounds exciting, yea." I replied sarcastically.

"…"

Normal POV

"Itachi saaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn!~~~ Your alive!~~~~"

The two turned to see Tobi on the ground next to Itachi Uchiha. Obviously Tobi tried to hug the emo Uchiha who was in all black as usual.

"What the fu**! Why the hell is Tobi lying on the fu**ing floor like a bi**h?"

"Hidan, language, we're in school."

The Jashinist was walking behind Itachi staring at Tobi who was still on the ground not bothering to get up.

"Who cares if we're in a shi**y school? I don't even get why the fu** we're here!"

"Hidan! I told you to watch your language! Unless you want the principle/Hokage (Tsunade) ripping you apart like last year!" Itachi snapped to the white haired Jashinist.

"Since when did the Uchiha care about the Jashinist? Yea."

"Shut it brat."

"I'm not a brat! Only Sasori no Danna call me that!****ing Uchiha!"

By this time Itachi had his Sharingan on.

"I dare you to say that again, brat."

"Looks like someone got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning! I said that you, Uchiha is a

fu-"

Just when Itachi was about to attack, a black motorcycle had skidded in between them. With two riders on it, a boy and a girl.

"Leader san!~ Tobi has been a good boy during vacation! Can Tobi ride your bike?"

"No Tobi, you may not."

Pein removed his helmet revealing a bright spiky orange hair and multiple piercings on his face.

"And this isn't my bike, mine broke."

"Then whose is it?" Sasori asked in curiosity.

"It's mine." The girl sitting behind Pein answered." Pein asked if he could ride it today, so I let him." Konan, the girl, removed her helmet revealing her blue hair in a bun with a white paper rose pinned in. She was wearing black shorts and sleevless, faded blue top, with fishnets covering some part of her elbows. On her legs she wore dark boots that went above her knees.

"Damn! Konan! That is one slick bike I can fu**ing sacrifice myself for! (not)"

*sniff" I miss my bike."

Kisame appeared out of nowhere with an envious look on his face while staring at Konan's new bike. His blue skin and hair made him look more depressed as he continued staring. Someone had stolen his bike when he forgot to chain it to the parking lot last year. (Kakuzu coff stole it coff and sold coff it coff coff gasp weez!)

"My dad took mine away during vacation. Yea. Just because I blew Naruto a couple of meters high! It's not like he actually died he fell in our neighbor's pool! Then he got hospitalized! Mmm!"

"It was that bad?"

"He only broke an arm! Yea!"

Then Hidan suddenly and randomly changed the subject.

"Where the f**k is Kakuzu?"

"Stop shouting Hidan. He reported to me that he went 'hunting' for his 'third heart'." Pein replied.

"The fu**?"

"I don't know either, so don't ask me. By the looks of it, he won't be back for a couple of days."

RIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGG!—

BOOM!

Deidara broke the school bell with one of his clay birds. Everyone let out a relieved sigh as they tried to undeafing (I made this word up!mwahahaha!) their ears.

"School is starting! Get all your ninja butts in there or- WHO BROKE THE SCHOOL BELL?"

Jiraya sensei had just noticed the blown up bell that was once stuck above the school door. All that was left there was a black ash stain.

"I SAID WHO BROKE THE SCHOOL BELL!#$%&$$)*$&!*#!" (Look a rainbow of colorful words!)

Everyone on the school yard was pointing at one specific …..…..….…Jashinist! ( haha! You thought I was going to say blond!yea! October fools day! Haha I feel so high~ Please understand my hyper actions, coffee lovers.)

Chapter 1 end. To be continued!

So~ how did you like my first time ever story of Naruto?

If you like review! If you don't like, still review! Cause I'm sorta new to this site!Sort of…

Anyways I sort of made the noncrazy people crazy here, like Itachi san, I'm sorry Itachi san…

Itachi: hn..

But let's just say he did get up on the wrong side of the bed at morning and let's say it's because of Sasuke! I may or may not explain in the next chapter why Itachi was in such a bad mood! And everyone in this chapter is a bit hyped up, because I was typing this after having a rather big cup of ice cappuccino with a lot of syrup in it! I was soooo goooooodddd~~~~~