Sonic Babies

Episode 1: Museum Mayhem

Kat : Sonic Maurice Hedgehog come here now!!

Sonic: (still not tired after over an hour of running away) NO BATH NO BATH!!

Kat: (collapses on sofa from exhaustion) Oh I give up

Vanilla: (chuckles) Having trouble catching Sonic again dear?

Kat : Every Sunday night!!

Louise: (comes downstairs) Kat? Kat where are-- looks surprised then sly Why, fancy finding you down here at 6:30, shouldn't you be giving the boys their bath, I've already done the girls? ( for baths they do the boys and girls separately and switch roles each week)

Kat: (growls) You know it's impossible to get Sonic anywhere near the bathroom!!

Louise: Still, tut-tut Kat (leaves room)

Kat: (makes a face behind her back then sits cross-armed)

Vanilla: (laughs) Oh don't mind Lou Kat, just round up the other boys and I'm sure Sonic will get lonely and wonder in by himself

Kat: (perks up) Yeah you're right, thanks Vanilla (gets up and walks out) SONIC!! MANIC!! KNUCKLES!! SHADOW!! SILVER!! TAILS!! BATHTIME!!

(they all emerge from various directions, except Sonic)

Kat: (smiles, picks up Silver and walks upstairs with the others following)

Shadow: Hey where's Sonic, how come he doesn't have to take a bath?!

Manic: You must know by now Shads that my bro hates water, he'd rather die than take a bath

Kat: Oh don't worry I'll get him later

(they all go into the bathroom and Kat takes off their shoes and puts them into the bath, well Jacuzzi/bath. They live in a large mansion like Chris' in Sonic X)

Tails: Kat there's a special machine exhibition at the museum tomorrow, will you take me PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSEEEEE!? (big puppy dog eyes)

Kat: (thinks, but then falls for Tails' cute little face) Hmmm…oh alright, but you guys and the girls have to come too (looks round hot tub to be greeted by four irritated groans)

Knuckles: Why do WE have to go?

Silver: Yeah it's Tails' thing not ours!!

Tails: (crosses arms and scowls)

Kat: Cause Louise has to work tomorrow and Vanilla is going on a date with Vector so I'll be all on my own with you lot (mischievous grin) so you'd better behave yourselves (splashes water over them all as a giggling fit and water fight break out)

(All the noise has attracted a cute little blue hedgehog who is staring in curiously at the door)

Sonic: (thinking) Man, they sure look like they're having fun in there and it is kinda boring being out here all by myself, and Kat'll just get me later when I'm too tired to run away and force me to have a bath anyway. (thinks for a second) Oh what the hell

(Sonic bursts in and jumps out of his shoes landing right in the middle of the bath making the water spill over the already soaking floor from the water fight)

Everyone except Sonic: gasps

Tails: Sonic…?

Silver: You do know you just…

Shadow: Jumped right into a bath full of WATER right?

Sonic: I know

Manic: Bro, you feelin ok?

Sonic: Sure I'm good, this is actually kind o--(he cut himself off as he felt the water soaking into his fur and suddenly felt very heavy and…wet. He was silent for a moment before bursting out crying and leaping out of the water and into Kat's arms) WAAAA KAT I'M ALL WET!!

Kat: (sighs) Oh thank God, for a second there Sonic I thought you'd been brainwashed

Everyone except Sonic: laughs

Sonic: SHUTUP!! (buries head in Kat's shoulder)

Kat: (smiles and hugs him. Even though it was torture to get him to have a bath every week Sonic was Sonic, and she didn't want to change a thing about him, or any of them for that matter)

Vanilla: (shouts from downstairs) DINNER'S READY KAT!! GET THEM DRIED OFF!!

Kat: OK!! C'mon guys out ya come

Sonic: (grumbling under his breath)

Kat: (laughs then kisses his forehead as he smiles at her)

(10 minutes later at the dinner table)

Louise: Where's Kat and Manic?

(Kat comes downstairs holding Manic in her arms)

Shadow: What took you guys so long?

Kat: (tickling Manic) Oh you know it takes ages to get these lovely long quills dry

Manic: (giggles then is put in a high chair next to Sonia)

Blaze: So what are we gonna do tomorrow?

Tails: WE'RE GOING TO THE MUSEUM!!

All other babies: (groan)

Vanilla: Kat you can't take all 12 babies out by yourself they'll go on a rampage

Kat: (thinks for a moment then face lights up) I know, I'll just ask Tikal to help me

Kids: Yeah!!

Louise: (wiping sauce off Amy's chin) But Kat Tikal doesn't have any experience with kids

Kat: Relax she won't have to do much, I'll change em and do all the hard stuff she just has to make sure they don't disappear

Vanilla: Oh I don't know

Tails: Please Vanilla the exhibition is only on for one day and we'll be good won't we (looks expectantly at other babies, then elbows Sonic)

Sonic: OWW!! Oh uh yeah we'll be good

Vanilla: (thinks) Oh ok, but you MUSN'T TOUCH ANYTHING, OK?

Babies: Ok

Cosmo: I think it will be fun

Tails: (smiles at her)

Kat, Louise and Vanilla look at each other smiling and thinking they have a little romance on their hands

(The next day at the Museum)

Kat: (holding Sonic's hand so he doesn't run half-way to China) Ok Tikal so you know what to do right?

Tikal: Yep, don't let them touch anything, don't let them leave the building and give them to you if they start crying

Kat: Yep you got it, (Shadow starts crying) He need's changing, hang on (hands Sonic to Tikal) DO NOT LET GO OF SONIC'S HAND!!

Tikal: Um…o-ok

Kat: (picks up Shadow and goes into toilets)

Tails: TIKAL TIKAL LETS GO OVER THERE CMON!! (drags Tikal over to a large machine…thing)

Rouge: Tikal I'm hungry can we get some ice-cream?

Amy: Yeah, I want strawberry!!

Sonia: I want raspberry!!

Tikal: (thinks : Ok ok Tikal calm down they're only babies) Uh lets wait till Shadow and Kat get back (thinks: good save)

Knuckles: Tails what the hell is this guy doing?! (watching man take machine apart and give the audience a talk through to which Tails is listening intently)

Tails: Sssshh!!

Knuckles: This is BORING!! (looks around and sees an exhibit about emerald caves) Ooh pretty

Rouge: Knuckles what are you lo-- (sees it too and walks over zombie-like)

Meanwhile, Amy, Cream, Cosmo and Sonia have wandered off to the dinosaur exhibit

Cream: Oohh I don't like all these bones they're creepy

Sonia: And covered in dust and dirt YUCK (wipes dust off skirt)

Amy: Cosmo what are you doing up there?

Cosmo: (Hovering up by dinosaur's skull) Wow look how big it's teeth are (prods at the large tooth at the front, it wobbles then cracks falling onto the floor narrowly missing Amy's head)

Cream: Oh dear

Cosmo: Oops

Sonia: Lets get outta here!!

They run away. Meanwhile back at the machine exhibit...

Tikal: Wait, Sonic, Manic, Silver, Blaze, Tails…WHERE'S THE REST!!

Kat: (comes out of toilets holding Shadow) Tikal what happened, WHERE'S THE BABIES!!

Tikal: I DON'T KNOW I TURNED MY BACK FOR ONE MINUTE AND THEY WERE GONE!!

Kat: OH CRAP VANILLA'S GONNA FLIP IF SHE FINDS OUT. OK CALM DOWN…you go that way with Tails, Silver and Blaze I'll go this way with Sonic, Manic and Shadow

Tikal: OK (drags Tails away from giant plane and runs off with Blaze and Silver following)

Kat: C'mon guys we gotta find the others

Sonic, Manic, Shadow: Right

They run off and start franticly searching the museum, they have no luck until Sonic spots something

Sonic: Hey look an emerald ixihbition

Shadow: Exhibition stupid

Sonic: (pokes tongue out at Shadow)

Manic: I'll bet Rouge is in there, and Knuckles too

Kat: C'mon quick

Sure enough, when they get inside the reconstructed cave there is a very pleased looking little bat surrounded by a million different coloured glittering gemstones

Kat: Oh Rouge thank god (runs up and hugs her)

Rouge: KAT LOOK IT'S SOO PRETTY!! (holds up Gem and drools)

Kat: Yes I know we'll buy you a small one at the giftshop but right now we need to find Knuckles, Amy, Cream, Cosmo and Sonia

Sonic: I found Knucklehead

Kat: (picks up Rouge and rushes over to where Sonic's pointing to find a little red echidna with his nose pressed up against the glass of a large cabinet containing supposedly 'The World's Biggest Emerald') "Sigh of relief" Oh Knuckles I was so worried!!

Knuckles: SO…SHINY (drools)

Manic: Dude, you're drooling are you ok man?

Knuckles: (no response)

Kat: Ok c'mon Knux lets go (tries to pull him away from cabinet but he doesn't budge)

Kat: This is gonna be a long day

Meanwhile, with Tikal, Silver, Blaze and Tails…

Silver: I love this 'World of the Future Exhibit' it's so cool!!

Blaze: I know, look at all the buildings and cars!!

Tails: And the hovercrafts, wow I wish I could invent those

Tikal: Guys c'mon please help me find Knuckles and the girls

Blaze: Oh right, sorry

Tails: I'll fly up see if I can see them anywhere (flies up and scans museum intently)

Tikal: Anything?

Tails: Mmmnn…nope. Oh wait yeah there they are, running away from the dinosaur exhibit

Blaze: Why would they be running away from it?

Silver: Probably got SCARED of the big, scary dinosaurs. Girls are so sissy (laughs)

Blaze: ARE NOT!! And besides remember that time we watched Pinocchio, you got so scared a whale was gonna eat you you wouldn't have a bath for weeks

Tails: (laughs)

Silver: (blushes and sticks tongue out at Blaze)

They all run around a corner and bump into Amy, Cream, Cosmo and Sonia falling on the ground

Tikal: Oh thank god there you are!! (hugs them all)

Cream: (hugs back) Tikal can we go home now please?

Cosmo: (looks nervously back over shoulder) Yes I'm getting…uh tired

Sonia: And I need a bath from all that dirt c'mon (hastily drags Tikal away from dinosaur exhibit)

After a few minutes they all meet back at the giant fountain by the front entrance. Sonic gets a little nervous and cuddles in Kat's arms, awww

Kat: …10, 11, 12 oh thank heaven. Don't you EVER run away again do you hear me?!

Babies: (nod) We're sorry

(In the car on the way home)

Tikal: Kat I'm sorry, I should have been more attentive with the babies. I messed up

Kat: No I'm sorry Vanilla was right, you should always have at least three people with this many babies.

Tikal: (smiles) Call it quits?

Kat: (smiles back) Done, but whatever you do DON'T tell Vanilla she'll have my head

Babies (giggle in the backseat)

Manic: Hey bro check it out (pulls out small red gemstone)

Sonic: (gasps) Manic what did we tell you about stealing!!

Sonia: What's wr--(gasps) MANIC!!

Manic: (looks innocent) What?!

Well that was Episode one, it was great fun to write so I hope you liked it, By the way, I'll only keep writing these if people like them so if you do message me and I'll write more