Warning: This South Park Fan fiction story has very foul language, implied sexual situations, terms, and a great mass mockery that the show is widely known for over the years. That I do not own or created South Park by Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Comedy Central because I write my own stories between season breaks. It is intended for mature reading if you find it too vulgar to read that you have the choice to do not read it at all or do not a give a crap at all which I hope that you will be enjoy it and laugh your ass off.

Junior Detectives

Chapter 1: Community Service

One brisk yet sunny morning had settled over the small semi normal mountain town of South Park, Colorado on the weekend. Which its quietness had drifted back into peace after following the events of the possible vampire apocalypse had almost taken place a week earlier. Cut to Cartman's Basement where the boys were sitting at poorly made desks that it looks like a kiddie version of the local police station that Cartman had seated himself at one of the lead detective's desk that Dovahkiin also seated at the other desk doing his paperwork.

"The over demanding Mayor Testaburger is on our asses to solve this crime wave right now, gentlemen?" Cartman said while chewing on his jelly-filled doughnut as he was milling through his folder at that moment. "Inspector Butters, can you file these papers for me please."

"Goddamnit, Cartman that I'd like to remind you that Butters is not your personal errand boy!" Kyle ranted wildly, while he was sitting there glancing at him with a dark glare that is when Dovahkiin's cell phone begins to ring at that moment.

"Hello, this is Det. Sgt. Dovahkiin Hughes of South Park Junior Crime Unit….Annie, what's wrong that those sixth graders had taken your Justin Bieber's doll again that I'll be down there in a few minutes." Dovahkiin spoke into his cell as he had got up from his seat that is when he had broke from character that his girlfriend is more important over a game.

"Oh, look like that someone is going to get their ass kicked again." Cartman replied along with a soft evil laugh while he was watching his lead officer leaving the area to defend his girlfriend against bullies once again.

"Dude, wait up that I'm going to help you out!" Kenny mumbles aloud, as he races upstairs to catch up with him.

"Oh, my that I hope that both Dovahkiin and Kenny will come out of this without bruises and scratches after dealing with those sixth grade bullies." Butters added in a worry tone voice while he was sitting next to both of Stan and Kyle.

"Butters, you know that both Dovahkiin and Kenny will come out of this fine, so, don't have a fucking hissy fit." Cartman explained, which his lips were complete covered with sticky grape jelly and powder sugar after destroying the doughnut that he was eating earlier.

Meanwhile at the same time, cut to Alamosa Maximum Security Juvenile Center inside the guard's command center. Where one of inmates jumped a guard who was sleeping on the job that he was bounded with super strong toilet paper to the rolling chair and duct tape gagged him that the young inmate in question looks very familiar which it was Josh Myers, who are planning to escapes from the building . That he had asked Trent Boyett who had just recently got out of juvive to help his escape that Trent turned him down that he wants to enjoy his life outside of juvive hall, and Scott Tenorman has had been moved to a highly secured state's mental ward.

"I'm must be leaving now, officer, so, goodbye for now." Josh said while he was standing there with a devious smile was plastered clearly on his lips and holding his double roll of his finest toilet paper in his left hand.

Back in town, cut to the police station inside the squad room that all of the plain clothed and uniformed officers were standing there having a friendly chat. When all sudden Officer Alexander McDaniels had came walking through the double swinging doors that he was on a leave for a family issue in Michigan along that he was not in his police uniform that he was wearing a hoodie and hat with his alma mater logo, Univ. of Michigan.

"What the fuck happened to the town now, and when did we had gotten a Whole Foods Store?" Officer McDaniels said that he had a very shocked tone and look had formed on his heavy bearded face while he was looking at his fellow officers who were standing there with smiles on their faces.

"Welcome back, Officer McDaniels that you had noticed the brand new SodoSopa district that we just recently had putted up." Yates said as he had stepped forward to greet his officer back from a double maternally leave/vacation that Officer McDaniels stood there looking horrible that he don't give a shit about that district which he is more concerned about something else "What do you think about our new district?"

"Meh…I'll be out for the rest of the day which I've something important to do." Officer McDaniels replied with a heavy sigh, that he had walked out of the room that all of the officers just stood looking at each other's with great shock very funny at that moment.

"Man, that we have someone is a sourpuss among us right now." Officer Foley said which all of the officers had gathered around like a bunch of gossip queens who were catching up on their daily gossip. That is when they had noticed both Mayor McDaniels and Officer BarBrady were standing behind them.

"Uh, fellas …. What is the problem, and who is a sourpuss? BarBrady asked that they all turn around to looks at their superiors that the mayor does not look pleased at all.

"Well, sir it is Officer McDaniels that it seems that he appeared to don't give a shit about our town's SodoSopa district at all?" Yates explained that the mayor looks dumbfounded to learned that her biggest supporter is not pleased about her big pet project at all which the mayor had brought her cell phone out of her blazer jacket's jacket to call him.

"Alexander, this is your mother that I'd heard being you was being an asshole a few minutes ago!" McDaniels angrily spoke on the phone that Alex was sitting in his pickup truck doing that infamous McDaniels eye roll while she was chewing him a brand new ass right now that he had decided to hang up. "Did you just hang up on me, what the hell had gotten into him all sudden?"

"Did something bad had happened in Michigan, mayor?" Johnson added that the mayor just stood there with her brows raised, as she looks at him very funny yet concerned that is when Yates' office phone begins to ring at that moment.

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Not long after both Kenny and Dovahkiin had just finished by opening a can of whoop ass upon the sixth graders who were messing with Dovahkiin's girlfriend and her little doll once again. That came into view that a bunch of sixth graders was lying on the ground bruised and bleeding from Dovahkiin's super strength that the boys and Annie were standing there looking at the freshly made carnage which Dovahkiin had quickly handles her precious doll back to her.

"Dovahie, thank you so much for saving my doll again that this means too much to me." Annie said in a thankful tone voice, as she leaned forward to kiss her boyfriend on the left cheek, which Dovahkiin's cheeks had begun to brightly up in deep red from love and a big smile grew on his lips. "No problem, my lady!" Dovahkiin said that he had kissed her left hand that she blushed at him too.

"Lame as hell you guys." Cartman said in a low whisper while Butters was standing next to him that he was gasping his hands together which he have a smile on his face.

"Aww, Dovahkiin likes Annie, fellas." Butters added that Cartman just stood there giving him a clear dark glare at that moment. That Kenny had noticed the mayor and her aides were walking through which he is kinda of pissed about the town had built the SodoSopa district around his house when all sudden a couple of townsfolk had stopped her in her tracks that Kenny had decided to leave to heads for somewhere right now.

"Hey, Kenny, where are you going to that I may ask?" Stan asks which Kenny had stopped in his tracks to looks at them.

"Well, it is called doing something for the community that I'd gotten a volunteering gig at Hell Pass Hospital's children ward." Kenny mumbled loudly before walking away.

"When the hell did he had gotten a volunteering gig at the hospital?' Cartman asked that others look on in great shock.

"Dude, community service isn't that bad that I'm used to do it all time when I was living in Saginaw." Dovahkiin explained a few minutes later, cut to Hospital Pass Hospital's children wing, which Kenny was walking through the hallway when he had noticed a greatly ill young girl with long dark colored hair, and light Mahoney colored skin was lying in the tiny bed. That Officer McDaniels and his wife, Keisha was standing there with a doctor in the hallway.

"Officer and Mrs. McDaniels, that we will be ready for surgery when Doctor Singh arrived here from Ann Arbor to assist the repair the hole in Kylie's heart." The doctor spoke to the two young parents that Keisha, one of the execs at the hospital.

"Alexander, you should let your mother know about this that Kylie is still her granddaughter along with Selena, Quincy, and Rosemary between you and your sister." Keisha replied that she was standing there glaring at him that her husband stood there sighing with disbelief.

"Oh, Keisha that I'd blew her off earlier this morning after I'd blew most of my coworkers off too which I don't want to stress my mother out more which I'd bet she was stressed out over that Jimmy Fallon's Shitheads of Murica comment." Alexander said along with a heavy sigh and rubbing back of his head that he is unaware of Kenny was standing there listening to their conversation that he had sneaked into her room.

"I don't care, Alexander Preston McDaniels that she needs her grandparents right now." Keisha clamored her disgust aloud toward her husband.

"Hi, who are you, my name is Kylie?" Kylie said that her voice sounds like very similar to his little sister but younger than her a few years as she had clutched her blue and maize colored teddy bear close to her.

"My name is Kenny, so, you must be Mayor McDaniels' granddaughter." Kenny replied as he had seated himself on her bed to chat with her that is when he had handled her some crayons and coloring pages to do."Nice teddy bear you have there."

"Thank you, Kenny that I'd gotten this from my daddy while we were at The Big House in Ann Arbor, Michigan when I was seeing my doctor there." Kylie explained that she was wearing a smile on her ill looking face.

"That is cool." Kenny said that this bring a smile to his heavily hooded face from a long bad week that he was having this week from the endless building of SodoSopa around his home that unaware of him that he was being watched by his friends at that moment.

"But I'm really sick right now?" Kylie said that her voice was filled with sadness as she looks at Kenny.

"Dude, is Kinny hanging out with Mayor McDaniels' granddaughter?" Cartman said as he looks at his friends who are sitting at the waiting area that they had broken off from their play of junior detectives.

"So, Douchebag are we going out on a double date with Annie and Wendy at the movie tonight?" Stan asks while Dovahkiin was sitting there looking at his cell phone going through his texts right now.

"Yeah, we still need what time to meet at the theater tonight from Wendy and Annie." Dovahkiin replied, as he was busy with milling through his phone without looking up.

Meanwhile at the same time, cut at South Park City Hall inside the mayor's office that Mayor McDaniels was sitting at her desk looking at her papers that she is extremely pissed right now. Due from what she had dealt with today from her own son who had blew her off on the phone down to finding the serial toilet paper caper had escaped from custody.

"Why I am surrounded by idiots?" McDaniels said while she was leaning back in her chair and her blouse's collar was loosened that she was smoking a cigarette to calm her nerves down when Johnson had came running in there to tell her something important."Oh, what is it now, Johnson?"

"Mayor, I'd found out why Alex is so moody lately that I'd ran into Doctor Gauche during my lunch hour which he had said Kylie is in hospital right now for open heart surgery." Johnson explained about the Alex's situation, which Mayor McDaniels just sat there looking numb from hearing that news that she feels greatly terrible for yelling at her son for no reason at that moment.

"Goddamnit….Now I feels horrible for yelling at him earlier." McDaniels said when she was sitting there with her hands resting against her temples. "Oh, this is just peachy today, Johnson I want you to find those kids to get them to help us with capturing that Josh Meyers."

"Mayor, where are you going that I'm asking?" Johnson asks that he had noticed her getting up from her seat that she was heading out for the hospital at that moment.

I'm going to see my sick granddaughter." McDaniels replied as she was putting her heavy black colored pleat jacket on as she walks out of the room. "Hold my calls while I'm out which I'm feels like a bitch right now." That is when Freddie looks up from his work while he was sitting at his desk to look at her while she was leaving.

"Johnson, where the mayor is going to right now?" Freddie asks when Johnson had stepped out of his boss' office at that moment.

"She has a family emergency." Johnson answered.

"To Be Continued"

Author's notes: On the Heels of The City Part of Town that I'm wanted to added the plot of Kenny being a caring person to his sister like he is doing to other people in this story . Also the final two chapters of The Quest for the Stick is up.