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The Last Girl Standing
Chapter One: Meet the contestants
The scene opens in what appears to be a darkened warehouse of some sort. The sounds of footsteps are heard as a lone figure enters the room. He is dressed in a black muscle shirt, black jeans and a pair of black hiking boots. Over his shoulders rested a long black duster. His face showed a young man around twenty-five years of age and he had short red hair that was slicked back. He kind of resembles Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, except he has a goatee. He is also wearing black leather gloves.
"Greeting to all the readers of The figure spoke. "I am K-Dog the Fire Beast. Sorry I've been away for a while, but it is unfortunate that my bosses have been making me work a lot. As such, I haven't been able to update. This will be the first of many updates."
"But let's talk about that later." K-dog stated. "Welcome to what happens when I have only four hours sleep and I watch nothing but reality shows. This is…The Last Girl Standing!"
Fireworks and lights flash around K-dog in a cool and exciting fashion. A sign in large neon red lights appears behind him, which reads as the title of the show.
"Here we will settle once and for all what girl will win the heart of our hero, the one and only, Ranma Saotome!" K-Dog announced as a spotlight shined on the young pigtailed martial artist.
"Uh, is this the place with the free all you can eat buffet?" Ranma asks holding up a letter.
"I apologize for the deception young Ranma, but you are really here to have it decided once and for all which girl you really care about." K-Dog explained.
"I see." Ranma replied thinking this over. "So, there's no buffet."
"I didn't say that." K-Dog told him as another spotlight turned on.
This one shined on a large table filled with all kinds of delicious looking food.
"FOOD!" Ranma yelled as he ran to the table and began eating.
"While Ranma enjoys his free meal, lets…" K-Dog started to say as he sees Ranma swallow a whole roast chicken and spit the bones out ala Garfield the cat. "How the heck does he do that?"
K-Dog quickly remembers what he's here to do, as six screens appear behind him each showing a different girl.
"As I was saying, let's meet our contestants." K-Dog said as he pointed at the first screen. "Contestant one is a young student of Furinken High School. She likes martial arts, malleting perverts and cute little pigs suffering from Jusenkyo curses. Let's give it up for Akane Tendo!"
"Ummm, what am I doing here?" Akane asked as she appeared on the screen. She also hadn't heard that last part. "I never signed up for this."
"The proper forms were filled out by one Soun Tendo." K-Dog explained.
"WHAT?" Akane screamed. "DADDY NO BAKA!"
Somewhere far away, Soun Tendo started to cry uncontrollably about his daughter hating him. The weird thing is he isn't watching the show.
"Our next contestant is also a student of Furinken High." K-Dog said as a girl with brown hair appeared on the screen. "She is a student of the school of Anything Goes Okonomiyaki Martial arts and owns her own business here in Nerima. Let welcome Ukyo Kuonji."
"Hi everyone!" Ukyo replied. "For all your dining needs please come to Ucchan's. We have great prices and can make any order fresh and to your liking."
"Thank you for that… greeting and free advertising." K-Dog said with a large sweatdrop forming on the back of his head as the third screen turned on. "Our third contestant is from China and is a member of the famous Amazon tribe near the Jusenkyo area. Let's hear a round of applause for…Double checks introduction papers.…Shampoo!"
"Nihao!" The Amazon said smiling. "Shampoo is happy to be here. Please come to Nekohanten for all dining needs. We serve great Chinese food, and have better prices then any place in Nerima."
"What's with all these cheap plugs?" K-Dog muttered as the next screen turned on. "Our fourth contestant is a woman of…a very…unique nature."
"HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!" The fourth contestant laughed as she appeared on the screen.
"KODACHI!" The first three contestants exclaimed. "What the hell is she doing here?"
"She entered the contest and was accepting fairly and by unanimous decision!" K-Dog stated proudly.
"Mr. K-Dog sir, I'll need a couple of days to get that twenty million yen we discussed." Kodachi spoke up. "I hope that's all……………….Is cut off when K-Dog hits the mute button on her screen.………"
"Moving right along." K-Dog told everyone while avoiding the accusing glares from the first three contestants. "Our fourth contest is also a student of Furinken High. Her hobbies include blackmail, making money and taking pictures of her little sister Akane and Ranma's girl form for the purpose of selling them to delusional kendoists. She is Nabiki Tendo!"
"Hi everybody!" Nabiki said smiling as she appeared on her screen.
"Nabiki? Why did you enter this contest?" Akane asked from her screen.
"I like Ranma to and would like a chance to win his heart…" Nabiki stated.
"I should take this time to mention Ranma and our lucky winner will win ten million yen and an all expenses paid trip to Hawaii." K-Dog suddenly announced.
"…and a free trip to Hawaii." Nabiki continued.
"Our sixth contestant dreams of being a doctor one day, but is currently the caretaker of the Tendo family." K-Dog announced as the last screen turned on. "Let's give a warm and friendly welcome to Kasumi Tendo."
"Hello." Kasumi stated with her brilliant smile. "It is wonderful to be here."
"It's nice to have you." K-Dog assured her. "There they are folks. Our six contest…ants?"
K-Dog trailed off as a woman dress like a French maid enters the room. She hands K-Dog two envelopes and walks off. K-Dog opens them and his eyes bug open when he sees what's inside.
"Ladies and gentlemen, we have some late entry's!" K-Dog announced as two more screens appeared.
"Our seventh contest likes duel monsters and has competed in Duelist Kingdom, and the Battle City Finals. She is the famous and beautiful Mai Valentine!"
"Hi there everybody." Mai replied when she appeared on the screen. "It's nice to be here."
"Our last contestant is from Atlanta." K-Dog told everyone. "She's an archeologist and scientist looking to make the world a better place. She is Gina Diggers."
"Hiya!" Gina said smiling.
"Why are they in the contest?" Ranma asked pulling himself away from the buffet. "They're not even in the Ranma ½ series."
"They were chosen fairly and…Notices Ranma picking up the envelopes K-Dog had received moments before..…Give me those!"
K-Dog attempted to snatch the envelopes from the pig-tailed martial artist only to have they're contents spill all over the floor. The contents consisted of several rare and hard to find Duel Monsters cards and pictures of Brianna and Brittany Diggers in bikinis and some of the shots were of them in the buff.
"CATTTTT!" Ranma screamed as he saw Brittany's pictures and ran off.
"You pervert!" Akane yelled as she hit her screen with her mallet accomplishing absolutely nothing.
"How can we expect you to run a fair contest when you have gotten bribed three times and the contest hasn't officially started?" Nabiki asked in true Ice Queen fashion.
"I'm not." K-Dog stated as he pointed to the readers. "They are!"
A large chair appears and K-Dog sits down.
"Here's how this contest works. In the reviews starting in chapter two, you readers will vote off one of our contestants." K-Dog explained. "In each chapter we will have an immunity challenge which will prevent one girl from being voted off, and we'll also have a punishment or consolation prize for the one voted off. The control is in your hands. So be here for Chapter Two and we'll start to find out who will be, The Last Girl Standing!"
To Be Continued…Author's Notes: Well, what does everyone think? Please feel free to let me know. In the next chapter we have our first contest and the first of many celebrity anime judges. Until then, See-ya, Ciao, Hasta la Vista, Sayonara, Adios, and Bye-bye.