This is my first piece that's not related to the Kaiou Chronicles. Enjoy!
The Top Thirty Ways to Know You're Obsessed of Fruits Basket
30. You slip on a piece wood and the guy in front of you turns into a cat.
29. You get beaten up by a woman that can make you feel like you're in an earthquake.
28. You've been wearing beads on your wrist your whole life.
27. You're friends with a Yankee thug and a psychic who can read waves.
26. You get mobbed by girls who think you're really cute.
25. The head of your family lies to you about their gender.
24. Your editor screams and pleads with you to write something, anything to save their career.
23. Your family knows how to erase people's memories.
22. You offer to use poison waves on your best friend's enemies.
21. You get rats to help you dig someone's things out of a landslide.
20. You go black if someone doesn't accept your challenge for a fight.
19. You want the fairy guardian to burn the palace down because some idiot prince wanted to throw a ball.
18. One of your friends calls you Onee-chan.
17. Your losing points with a snotty attitude when the girl of your dreams gets nervous.
16. You have to be given common sense because you're wearing a girl's school uniform instead of a boy's school uniform.
15. You cross dress just to calm your nerves.
14. Your younger brother wants to skin you and eat you because you were looking for a source of heat to stay warm and he thought you were a pervert.
13. You sing out loud, "High school girls, high school girls all for me!"
12. You're engaged because your finance threatened to kill you.
11. You secretly dated your cousin when the head of your family didn't know.
10. You claim you can curse people once you learn their name.
9. You cling to someone who understands that you're afraid you might be rejected by parent(s) like some of your cousins.
8. Your editor thinks you ditched her at fancy restaurant and she needs to be saved.
7. You get dragged by the ear by the Student Council president, after you called him a princess.
6. Your older brother runs a costume shop and you accidentally walked in on him and he was wearing a wedding dress.
5. You want to break the Zodiac curse that the others suffer from.
4. Your girlfriend was born the year of the tiger and you'll go along with whatever she wants to do if it makes her happy.
3. You ask the question, "When the snow melts what does it become?"
2. You threatened your cousin that you'll tell everyone in the publishing industry everything you know about him, starting from when he was four years old.
1. You've seen the anime more than five times!