*Naruto wants some ramen
Naruto: Hey! can I have a bowl of Ramen please!
Shopkeeper: yea! here you go.
*Gives a bowl of ramen but it is spoiled
Naruto: This taste kind of funny.
Shopkeeper: It is my new specialty, it's a house special
Whispers* I peed on it hehe
Naruto: Oh yum. Taste kinda okay.
Shopkeeper: anything else you would like
Naruto: Yea can I get more!
Shopkeeper: sure thing! hehe
Shopkeeper: Grabs all the ingredients, crapped on it, peed on it, farted on and Puke on it and tasted it and spit it back out. There is my master piece.
Shopkeeper: I hope you will like this naruto, I put a lot of time and effort on this one.
Naruto: YEA! IM EXCITED BRING IT ON
Shopkeeper: Hehe here you go
Naruto eats the soup
Naruto: It taste weird. My stomach is hurting...oh no
Naruto vomits*
Naruto: NOO my precious ramen. I can't waste my money. Eats the vomit food
The end.