by key lime pie.....


"Can you believe it! No teachers!" ron jumped up and down
in exitment. I wonder what the teachers re up to......
Dumbledor: "I'm glad to get rid of those children."
Snape(getting a tan in his g-string): "I was wondering when
this was coming. More Bacardie?"
"Anyways.....what do you think we should do?" Harry and Hermione stare at him
in amazement.
"What? Is there something in my teeth?", "No you dickhead, you just asked the
dumbest question. Your question was just like asking,'Is water healthy?' Yes!
ok, so lets party!" Harry jumps up on the teachers table. "From now on I will
say what goes on around here! I make the rules! Here they are: number one:
there are no rules!" The school goes wild. People start jmping on the table
and start dancing to no music.
"Hermione get us some music. Hurry!" With a swish from her want the room is
filled with Christina Aguilera's 'Dirrty'. She seeks to find someone to dance
with, but the person she wanted to dance with the most is now dancing with
someone else. She goes up to Pansy and Draco who are now dancing so close that
Hermione couldn't tell who's was who's body.
"Move out of my way tramp!" Hermione kicks pansy out the way and satrts shaking
it with Draco. "Wow Hermione, I didn't know you also felt the same way.", "I
don't, Ron's just a bad dancer."

meanwhile with harry.....

"Woooohoooo!" Harry's now striping for a group of Ravenclaws. "Ooo, this is
my song!" He said as Linkin Park's 'Somewhere I Belong' came on. He now started
headbanging....still in thong.

meanwhile with ron.......

Ron was making out with Angelina in a far corner. "Wow Ron I didin't know you
were such a good kisser." She sid finally taking a break to breath."You should
come by to my bed and see my broom. It's fast and very smooth." Angelina started
giggling uncontrolably. And off to the room they left.