My Life in Hyrule
I was walking down the road one day when I came to a forest. There was something calling to me inside my head. Because of my curiosity I went in the woods to find out what was calling me in there. While inside I passed a misshapen tree three times before I realized that I'm in the "Lost Woods." According to legend there is a sword hidden somewhere in these woods. Then I heard it above the noise of the birds a song. Because of my curiosity I followed the music.
Then against all expectations I found it the "Master Sword." When I pulled it out from its pedestal it warped me to a field. While I was walking just beyond a hill is when I saw it. It was Hyrule Castle. Just after the sunrise some monsters same out and I took the Master Sword and killed all of them. After that I made a tree house and lived in Hyrule Field.
The next day I started to make a garden for some food when he showed up. It was Ganondorf but I call him Ganondork. I got mad at him because he is standing on my carrot patch. I told him "get off my carrot patch you dork." He got off them but then asked me "have you seen the left handed Hero?" I said "Who Link. Yeah I saw him yesterday." He asked where so I told him "if he was up your ass you would know it," then came after me but I pulled out the Master Sword and he backed off. I told him to leave and never come back. He took off in anger.
Five hours later Zelda showed up at my house and said "Link is missing will you please help me find him." I told her "no problem." She said "before you go is there anything I can do for you?" I said "yeah keep Ganondork off my property. Zelda then gave me the Ocarina of Time to give to Link when I found him.