50 ways to annoy Bella Swan:
50 ways to annoy Bella Swan:
Tell her that Edward went cliff diving…
Into an ocean of kerosene.
Then tell her you did her a favor and "accidentally" dropped a lit match off the cliff after him.
When she doesn't believe you pull out some ashes (h)from the plastic baggy in your pocket.
Tell her that Edward left her for Jane.
Tell her that Jane dumped him.
Then he went to Victoria.
When she says, "Victoria's dead!" say, "I know." And walk away.
Put in red contacts and say to Bella, "Look what Edwarddid to me!"
Put a sign on Edward's bedroom door saying, "This is a no trip zone!"
Then put a sign under it that says, "any violators will be rejected….
FOREVER!!"
When she asks, "FOREVER?!" tell her, "yeah that's a REALLY long time."
Give her a pet bat for Christmas…
Then tell her that Edward drank this funny potion and….
POOF!! (With big arm motions)
Then when he "mysteriously" disappears the next day tell her that he flew to Tanya's.
And got struck by lightning and set on fire.
(Again)
Tell Mike that Bella wants him to sing a love song every time he sees her.
Put a fake dog tail in her sandwich at lunch
When she finds it say, "Poor Jacob…"
When she freaks out, tell her that only part of his tail was detached.
When she asks what he looks like in human form tell her he was looking good except for the fact that he had a prosthetic nose.
Whenever she is with Edward, shove her in front of the nearest moving car.
Give her a flier that says, "vampire slayers wanted."
Tell her if she doesn't take the job, you will never let her see Jacob again.
When she says, "WHAT?!" go into a corner and sharpen two knives muttering, "soon…soon…"
When Edward "by coincidence" doesn't show up for school the next day say, "sorry, I couldn't find Jacob."
When she asks how you killed a vampire on your own say, "Charlie helped me."
When he shows up the next day at school mutter under your breath, "Whoops! I guess there just wasn't enough gun powder."
Steal her bracelet then go to school to show it off to Edward and say, "Look what Bella gave to me, she said she didn't want it any more.
When Edward asks why say, "She said that it meant nothing to her."
When Bella demands you to give it back say, "Sorry, I dropped it down the sewer." And hand her a dollar.
When she's gone, pull it out of your pocket, take the heart charm off, and put it on Edward's desk.
When he finds it, tell him, "Bella wanted me to give this back to you."
Tell her that Emmett has her name tattooed on his back.
Replace her wedding dress with a paper bag.
When she asks where it is say, "Oh… you mean the white table cloth I just stained?"
When she gets mad at you yell, "Look a distraction!"
When she looks, run away.
Tie Bella up and lock her in a closet.
Five hours later…
She finally gets out and sees the banner you hung saying…
Congrats! You made it out of the closet in record time!
Take a five-minute break…
Then lock her in the closet again.
Tell her that dinner will not be for the human if she doesn't break out.
When Bella yells, "Edward!" and he attempts to come to the rescue…
Tell him not to interfere with the testing.
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