Disclaimer: Yu Yu? No No... me no own Yu Yu Hakusho! Nor Pocahontas!

***Cast***

John Smith=Yusuke Kocoum=Kurama Keikohontas=Keiko Thomas=Kuwabara Ratcliffe=Toguro Powhatan=Hiei Flit=Puu Meeko=Koto Percy=Koenma Kekata=Genkai Grandmother Willow=Yukina Wiggins=Shizuru Nakoma=Botan

*Back in the old days, there was a guy... umm... and he wanted gold! ^_^ His name was Radcliff... yeah I think....O ya! The king.... James was his name! He was the king....*

Yusuke-You have no idea how the story goes.

yuyuhakugirl-I have the movie! I just haven't watched it since I was 5. Time to improvise!

Yusuke-o.O

yuyuhakugirl-DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK!

Yusuke-REI GUN!

yuyuhakugirl-gulp... I guess I'll watch the movie again.....

Yusuke-And I don't want to wear spandex!

yuyuhakugirl-Spandex eh? hmmmmmmm *evil cackle*

Yusuke-You wouldn't!

yuyuhakugirl-I am the author.

Yusuke-Sh...

yuyuhakugirl-censored! This fic is G-rated! No cussing!

Yusuke-D....

yuyuhakugirl-*glares* O.O

Yusuke-GULP