Hi! Well I got this idea last night whilst lying in bed listening to 'Elmos got a gun' By Werid Al. And I'm like "Hey! Why don't I do a collection of random Twilight song parodys!?" But I said that in my head of course I'm not crazy Well enjoy, I'll try make some more parodys soon!
Edward's got a gun
Edward's got a gun
Edward's got a gun
Bellas having fun
Jasper's feeling glum
What made Edward snap?
Was he tired of Emmetts crap?
They say when Edward was arrested
They found Esme headless in the kitchen
Alice saw is coming
So she really started running
Now that Edwards got a gun,
Forks will never be the same
Edward's got a gun
Edward's got a gun
Carlisle's stitches have come undone
Twilights not real fun-
*GUNSHOT*
You want me to walk around Forks High withour a bulletproof vest?!
Forget about it!
Could have done better but I wanted to finish it before I had to do my jobs Review?