Killer couldn't help but stare as Penguin's clothes moved and them a head popped out with a too big familiar hat on. A child of no more then six slowly stepped out of the uniform wearing a too large black long sleeve shirt, having an air of confusion around him.

Next to him, Killer saw Kid's jaw drop as the child looked around. Next to the Chibified Penguin, the other bundles began to move and another child's head popped out with a familiar hat and sunglass, both too big, Shachi. The rouge hair boy looked startled and seemed scarred until his eyes fell on Penguin, then he rushing out of his pile of too big clothes wearing only a too big black long sleeve shirt like Penguin's.

"Pen-nee, where are we?"

Nee, wasn't Penguin a boy and they were siblings?


Penguin was silent as he thought of his brother's question (Sake Brothers), a light frown appeared on Penguin's face. A rare thing for the older Penguin, but not for his younger self, who rarely smiled at all.

"Kidnappers?" Penguin offered with a cold dead voice, like he was nothing but a doll.

Panic overcome Shachi's face, "KIDNAPPERS!" The rouge yelled grabbing Penguin's hand.

"Why are we still standing here then!? And stop being so calm!"

Penguin blinked in confusion, "Then what am I supposed to do?"

"Run!" Shachi yelled, dragging Penguin with him as he did exactly that.


The Kidd Gang blinked before looking towards their Captain, wondering what exactly they were supposed to do. Kid sighed, "Oh, I don't know. Get them, maybe? We can't just let a bunch of children run around the academy! Especially those two, they'll probably burn down the whole Academy come sunrise and probably worse if Trafalgar finds them first."

It didn't take long to get the four chasing after the two chibi Hearts.


Penguin frowned as he saw the four strange man chasing Shachi and in turn him, as well.

"Sha, we're being followed."

The rouge went faster, not letting go of Penguin as he ran for it and tried to find a place for them to hide or lose their chasers. Reaching into one of his shirt's hidden pockets Penguin pulled out a bag of marbles, 'that'll work'. Without a thought he dumped them all over the waxed floor, he hoped their chaser liked his gift as it was bothering his OCD to leave it for them. Shachi chuckled as he pulled Penguin down another hallway.

5...

4...

3...

2...

1...

CRASH!

Ouch, that had to hurt.


Those children were monsters, Killer decided as he, Kid, Heat and Wire slipped on ice that was covering the whole hallway. Where the hell did they find ice, let alone the time to freeze the whole hallway?

"WHERE THE HELL DID THEY GET FUCKING ICE? LET ALONE THE TIME TO ICE THE FLOOR!?"

Kid voiced his mental question but Killer wasn't sure he really wanted to know.


"GOTCHA!"

Shachi screamed as arms wrapped around him and lifted him up as Penguin stopped to see the strange red head man pick up his brother. A deadly look flickered on Penguin's face and if anyone had saw it they would have ran for the hills and moved to another galaxy.

NO one messed with his brother. In a flash Penguin appeared in front of the man and his foot connected to the man's jaw, knocking him a good twenty feet away and at the same time, Penguin snatched Shachi from the man.

"Hands off my brother, you Pedo!"

Penguin growled like an enraged feral. Heat, Killer, and Wire's jaws dropped as Kid choked on thin air.

"PEDO! I'm not a Pedo!" Penguin crossed his arms in front of his chest, "Of course you are, Father said that if older man chased you with sketchy reasons they're 98.5% of the time Pedophiles."

The four Kidd's choked on air.

"What the hell is your father teaching you!?"


Surprisingly, even as children Penguin and Shachi work together like a well oiled machine, each seeming to be able to read the others mind and always move so that they left no openings. Killer wasn't sure weither or not he should be worried, seeing as children could fight so well and try to figure out why would they need to.

Maybe they had a childhood like his and Kid's, a fight or die.

The blond could easily tell that Kid was having the same thoughts as he tried to at least graze one of them...

So far they were getting their asses kicked by two six year olds. They were never going to live this down, that is if anyone ever fount out about it.


Penguin followed behind an over excited Shachi, who was almost skipping with overflowing joy. And people thought he was the evil one, Penguin almost felt bad for the four Pedos, almost. Shachi giggled as he dragged Penguin into a good hiding spot, where they would get a good view of the show but stay out of sight.

Kid heard the soft giggling and couldn't help but growl as he, Heat and Wire hung upside down by their ankles and were covered in syrup and feathers, like giant chickens. Rogger, those children were demons and going to pay for this.


Penguin blinked as he eyed the three hanging up.

Wait, three? Weren't there four?

Swiftly, he grabbed Shachi's arm and jumped from their hiding spot, barely avoiding blond and the muscular arms.

"Fuck!" The rouge shouted, clearly displeased with Penguin having figured out this trick before it could be put to use. Shachi patted his back.

"Good observation Penguin. How did I miss that one?"

Penguin shrugged as both the children eyed the blond pedo.

"Charge!" Shachi yelled as the two children suddenly tackled a very surprised Killer. In a matter of second they had him tied up and bound like he was a bandit just caught killing someone. Shachi proudly stood slightly in front of Penguin, who had a stoic face, grinning.

"We caught all the Pedos, Pen-Chan!"

Kid's eye twitched, "WE'RE NOT PEDOS, YOU MESSED UP DEMONS!"

Shachi blinked, "We're not demons. And you look like a pedo."

"Have you ever heard the saying, 'Don't judge a book by it cover' by any chance?"


Penguin didn't like unfamiliar places, he liked knowing where the exits were and exactly of every means escape in any place he stayed.

So it was no surprise to Shachi when the other went to scout the place they were staying and memorize every possible exit. It wouldn't due not to know every possible escape, just in case they were right about the men being Pedos and needed a quick escape.