-This is what happens when I have to much free time. XD I wrote this over 4 years ago and decided to let others to finally let others see the crackness.
-Shrek and Inuyasha are not mine, nor are any of the songs they sing
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Kagome: Yah!! Now that everyone is here, Naraku is defeated, Kikyo is in heaven and Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru have settled most of there differences LETS PARTY!!! So I've brought my battery powered Karaoke machine! Inuyasha you start.
Inuyasha: What!? Feh, fine.
Inuyasha: Don't go changin'... to try and please me, you've never let me down before.
Hhhhmmm.
Kagome: I've made it through the wilderness. You know I made it through. Didn't know how lost I was until I found you.
Miroku: Yeah! I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny, that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get…(Songo slaps Miroku)
Sesshoumaru: Feelings....
Koga and Gang: It's fun to stay at the Y M C A, it's fun to stay at the Y M C A, A.
Rin: Do you really want to hurt me? Aoaw! Do you really want to make me cry?
Jaken (surrounded by Koga's wolves): Oh oh oh oh, staying alive,staying alive, Oh oh oh oh.
Totosigh, Hatchy, and Myoga on Totosigh's shoulder: Who let the dogs out? Who who who who who? Who let the dogs out? Who who who who who?
Miroku: Say get up and dance to the music, oh,oh...Oh,oh,oh, Come on everybody now!
Everybody but mainly Miroku: Dance to the music! Oh,yeah! Dance to the music! Yeah,hey!
Shippo: All we need is a drummer.
Rin: For people who only need a beat,
Rin and Shippo: Yeah!
Donkey: Break it down, future girl!
(Drums being played excellently in the back round)
Sesshoumaru: I'm gonna add some budum.
Rin: So that the dancers just won't hide
Shippo: Yo, take it Kohaku!
Kohaku: You might like to hear my organ.
Inuyasha: I said ride, Sally, ride!
Inuyasha and Kagome: I can't see me loving nobody but you for all my life...
Everybody (Sesshoumaru standing in the background): Dance to the music!(Sesshoumaru, you ain't dancing now) Dance to the music! (oh, yeah) Dance to the music! (That's how I like it) Dance to the music! (Everybody!) Dance to the music! Dance to the music! Dance to the music!
Inuyasha: Hey, Sesshoumaru you got to do the chicken dance now!
(Sesshoumaru glares)
Everyone: HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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-And there is my crack! Hope you got a laugh out of it ^.^