Title: Boyfriends Troubles

Series: The Rules

By: MattieMicBrownWilliams

Pairing: GOMxKagami

Rating: T( There's no actual sex in it so I guesS it's T)

Genre: Romance/Humour

Disclaimer: If KNB was mine... Kagami was doomed. 'nuff said

Warnings: Bad grammars, BoyxBoy, OOC-ness, a mention of Lemon

A/N: Thank you for Kokode who inspired me to make this drabbles. Actually, this was supposed to be in my future Uke!Kagami story collection, but the idea of making one more drabbles are too tempting. This will be separate in to two parts, The Rules and the normal drabbles, so if you want to make a request, you have to include which part of it you want. So enjoy the first rule.

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Rule 1 # Do not force our Angel to have intercourse with you. Or you will be punished MERCYLESSLY.

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Murasakibara yawn lazily on the couch. His legs were hanging as he feed himself with his precious snacks. The cooking show on the television was ignored. The big mansion was unusually quiet today, since Aomine-chin is on patrol, Midorima-chin is on-call, Kise-chin is on call for pilot duty; Akashi-chin had a shogi competition, and Kuroko-chin is away; sending his manuscript to his editor. The only sound was from Tai-chin vacuum. Murasakibara let out a peaceful sigh. So quiet~. But it's not that he liked it if the mansion was noisy anyway.

"Atsushi, if you going to make a mess, again, you better get out of this house!" talk about the angel and he shall appear. Murasakibara eyes flutter open lazily and stare at an annoyed dark red head. Both of his hands are on his waist. Murasakibara give a goofy grin before stuffing his mouth more of the snacks, ignoring Kagami's warnings.

Kagami let out a frustrating sigh and shook his head. "What am I going to do with you?" he grumbled under his breath. Murasakibara still with his goofy grin, staring as Kagami bend over to switch on the vacuum. Oh, nice view, but the loud noise from the vacuum slightly irritating him. Hecover his ears and shut his eyes before grumbling loudly.

"If you hate the noises so much, you are welcome to move back to your room, and stop messing it, I already tidy up that damn room of yours." Murasakibara open his eyes and mouth to reply but cut out shortly when he faces to face with a rather (read: definitely) delicious image. The dark red head's round ass is in front of his face. The distances between his nose and the hot buns is only a few inches, he can even feel his breath!

Murasakibara gulped as he stares at the ass as it swings back and forth. The jeans that Kagami wore was rather tight, making it wrapped the ass perfectly. Kagami's continues nagging was ignored. How can he focus to the dark red head speeches if he was given such a wonderful lewd view?

Before Kagami could continue his infamous babbling, he was pulled by Murasakibara by his waist. He shivered when the bigger male look at him with a lustful eyes. Kagami close his eyes when the big hands gently caressing his smooth face.

Murasakibara buried his face on Kagami's long neck. Taking the red head's sweet and arousing scent. He muttered 'itadakimasu' under his breath before biting the pale neck. "Guh..." Kagami stifled a moan. The biting was painful but pleasurable. But he didn't want this! Last night was enough! Before the purplenette get any more chances to bite him again, he pushed the bigger one away. "At- Atsushi, what the hell do you think you're doing?!" Even though he used all his strength to push but the man above him was too strong, he didn't even move!

Truth to be told, Murasakibara was aroused with how the dark red head was trying hard to escape from him. He chuckles darkly and stares at the shaking man. Those trembling lips slowly tempting him to kiss it, and he did. Kagmi's eyes were wide open when he felt the other lips on his. He push the other harder but there was no luck and he can't resist to moan in the purple head mouth when the said purplenette slip his tongue as they start to move in a forbidden dance.

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I'm sorry for this inconvenience since I in rush to finish this story and also don't forget my lacked of ability to write smut. Let's just imagine that they had some hardcore and rough sex (with lack of lubricants, it hurts... very much).
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Murasakibara lift his head to look at the his lover and smirk slyly "How is it Tai-chin? You like it don't yo-" but he stop halfway when he realized that Kagami was looking at him with a heart broken looks. "T-Tai-chin! W-Why are you crying? Did I hut you too much?!" He starts panicking and then he saw the bloods which are everywhere. Shitshitshitshitshit! Tai-chin's bleeding and hurt and it was his entire fault. He had hurt Tai-chin and it was his doing! Murasakibara start rumbling but a faint sob bring him back to reality.

SLAP

Murasakibara's eyes were wide open when his left cheek was slapped hard by the dark red head. Not enough of that, his was hit repeatedly.

"I told you to stop! Why did you do this to me? Why won't you stop! Do you know how painful that was?! I hate you! I hate you! I HATE YOU!"

As Kagami continue sobbing and hitting his chest, Murasakibara froze in his face. Tai-chin hates me... T-Tai-chin really hates me... It was not after a few more hard punches that he realised Kagami was slowly losing his conscious. "...I hate you..." and Kagami's vision was black out.

'Hey, Tai-chin, are you okay? Tai-chin, wake up! W-What should I do now? Tai-chin fainted. What am I suppose to do now. Oh, I am totally dead if the others find-"But a sudden grasp on his shoulder make him stop. "-out..."

"AT~SU~SHI~"

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"His condition is stable now. Nothing serious expect for a few bruises. But if were you late a few minutes to send him here, his condition might be worsen since he had a slightly serious bleeding from his anus. So, don't worry too much about it, Midorima-kun." Dr Amakusa said with a small smile.

Midorima and the others let out a relieving sigh."Thank you so much, Amakusa-sensei. We owe you." He shook the elder's hand. " So, Midorima-kun, who is that young man anyway? You and the others young men over here seem so worried about him, a little too worried?" instantly Midorima's cheeks were red. But a warm smile- which is rare since he is Midorima- slipped as he answers. " He is our precious light."

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"So Akashi-chii~ What are we going to do with him~?"

"How about we throw away all of his monthly snacks?"

"You are to soft Tetsu. We should burn them all. IN. FRONT. OF. HIM."

"But, he can buy them secretly behind our backs, right, nanodayo?"

"You are right, Shintarou. Then I will make a notice for all of candy shops in Japan that this man over here is forbidden from buying anything. Is that fair everyone?"

"Nee~ Is that the only punishment for him?"

"Well of course not, Kise-kun. Murasakibara-kun also will not be allowed to see Taiga-kun for a month."

"Ehhhh?! N- Not seeing Tai-chin f-for a month? I-I could cope with not eating any snacks for even a year, b-but not seeing him for a MONTH?! I couldn't even stay sane from not seeing him for a day! How can I stay-"

"SILANCE !"

*Gulp*

"Now then Atsushi, would you prefer a month or a year? I'm giving you choices to choose here. Am I not kind enough?"

"You should be grateful Murasakibara, nanosayo. We had decided more about your punishment for raping Taiga. But instead of a merciless, painful torture, Taiga beg, for us to not punish you at all! But we refused since every crime must be punishing severely. But because we can't stand to hear him cry anymore, so we decided to lessen your punishment. Not for you but for Taiga, nanodayo."

"So, will you accept this punishment." That is not a question.

"Y-yes, I accepted it..."

"Oh yes, one more punishment for you. You are forbidden to eat anything that Taiga made."

"E-Ehhh?! What am I supposed to eat then?"

"Ryota and Daiki will cook for you and that's final."

"That's right Mura-chii. We will make the most delicious food that you ever tested in the world."

"EHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

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A/N: Anddd, I'm done. Now, you don't mess with Kagami's evil boyfriends. And for all of your information, this drabbles will be only update if I had inspiration. And since I'm not an inspirational author... if you get my drift. So, requests are most welcome. Oh, and one more thing, UKE!KAGAMI ONLY

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