This is just a fun parody I thought of during the holidays! Let me know what you think! Goes to the tune of (you guessed it) "Twelve Days of Christmas" by I don't know who

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or this song!

Twelve Days of Hogwarts

On the first day of Hogwarts my headmaster gave to me

A hat that sorts yearly

On the second day of Hogwarts my headmaster gave to me

Two flying Bludgers and a hat that sorts yearly

On the third day of Hogwarts my headmaster gave to me

Three snowy owls, two flying Bludgers and a hat that sorts yearly

On the fourth day of Hogwarts my headmaster gave to me

Four Daily Prophets, three snowy owls, two flying Bludgers and a hat that sorts yearly

On the fifth day of Hogwarts my headmaster gave to me

Five Galleons, four Daily Prophets, three snowy owls, two flying Bludgers and a hat that sorts yearly

On the sixth day of Hogwarts my headmaster gave to me

Six Mandrake roots, five Galleons, four Daily Prophets, three snowy owls, two flying Bludgers and a hat that sorts yearly

On the seventh day of Hogwarts my headmaster gave to me

Seven Horcruxes destroying, six Mandrake roots, five Galleons, four Daily Prophets, three snowy owls, two flying Bludgers and a hat that sorts yearly

On the eight day of Hogwarts my headmaster gave to me

Eight hippogriffs flying, seven Horcruxes destroying, six Mandrake roots, five Galleons, four Daily Prophets, three snowy owls, two flying Bludgers and a hat that sorts yearly

On the ninth day of Hogwarts my headmaster gave to me

Nine Weasleys smiling, eight hippogriffs flying, seven Horcruxes destroying, six Mandrake roots, five Galleons, four Daily Prophets, three snowy owls, two flying Bludgers and a hat that sorts yearly

On the tenth day of Hogwarts my headmaster gave to me

Ten broomsticks soaring, nine Weasleys smiling, eight hippogriffs flying, seven Horcruxes destroying, six Mandrake roots, five Galleons, four Daily Prophets, three snowy owls, two flying Bludgers and a hat that sorts yearly

On the eleventh day of Hogwarts my headmaster gave to me

Eleven goblins banking, ten broomsticks soaring, nine Weasleys smiling, eight hippogriffs flying, seven Horcruxes destroying, six Mandrake roots, five Galleons, four Daily Prophets, three snowy owls, two flying Bludgers and a hat that sorts yearly

On the twelfth day of Hogwarts my headmaster gave to me

Twelve wands a-waving, eleven goblins banking, ten broomsticks soaring, nine Weasleys smiling, eight hippogriffs flying, seven Horcruxes destroying, six Mandrake roots, five Galleons, four Daily Prophets, three snowy owls, two flying Bludgers and a hat that sorts yearly

This was for fun like all the others I'm writing! Please R&R!