Everyone gathered in the old, shabby castle. Apparently, the corporal had an announcement to make and everyone -from Eren's friends from the 104th trainee squad to commander Irvin- had to be present for it.

Mikasa was sitting in her seat, anxiously waiting for whatever her superior wanted to announce. She glared at the door, waiting for the damned shrimp they called Lance Corporal.

Irvin was equally anxious, he knew Rivaille. Whenever he gathered people like this, the announcement he would make was going to be big. He just hoped it was going to be good big. He didn't want to lose two, maybe three excellent soldiers.

The door burst open and Rivaille traipsed in, Eren following close behind him, an absurdly overjoyed expression on his face.

"Listen up guys," He bellows, standing in attention at the center, Eren, Eren was staring at him with worshiping eyes. This isn't looking too good, Irvin thinks as he feels this ominous aura radiating from behind him. The room fell tense and Mikasa's chanting whatdidhedotomyeren only made things worse.

"So, this horny little brat managed to knock me up-"

"WHAT!?"

The corporal sighed, his bored eyes screaming, are you all really stupid? "He put his damned-"

"Look, we know how it happened but how, why?" Armin yells, exasperatedly as he and Jean were holding back a raging Mikasa who was growling an I'm going to kill you, you bastard.

"Well, I don't really know, titan physiology, I guess."

There was silence and then, "Works for me." came as a collected chorus and Rivaille slackened.

"Good 'cause I'm keeping her. 'Names Angelina, you guys better remember that." He says as he walks out the room, Eren following him behind like a puppy.

Minutes later, they both come back, a little bundle was in Eren's arms and his eyes were no longer glued to Rivaille but on the cluster of cloth in his arms.

"Wait, when did this happen?"

"How did this happen?"

"HOW DO YOU WANT TO DIE?!"

"Is she part titan~?"

"This is Angelina, look, isn't she just so cute?" Eren coos, offering the bundle up to the shocked crowd. They all sneaked a peak and gasped and screamed collectively. "Wha-?"

Rivaille took the baby from Eren's arms and stared into his child's face and saw his own. Her hair was short and brown, she blinked her emerald eyes once, twice, staring at him boredly. All was well and he was about to chastise the other people for staring and gasping at their daughter inappropriately. Sure, the resemblance to him was uncanny but aside from that, she was a normal baby girl, that was, until she opened her mouth, her cheeks cutting apart to reveal a full set of razor sharp teeth and-

He sat up on his bed, breathing labored and sweat collected on his forehead.

"Letting Eren top is out of the question."