Ch. 1: Demon Casanova
A week has gone by since Tso Lan has been revived. Ice is finally off punishment as his friends, except Hsi Wu told him about their adventure in the bleachers during their school break. He was also telling them how miserable Stacey is during their house arrest.
"You dudes should have seen my sis!" he bragged, "She got all the hard chores like doin' dishes by hand, pullin' weeds, de-dusting the hizzouse…"
"Man! I would have paid money to see your sister in her housework get up," Drago laughed.
Then, two cheerleaders, one short-haired blonde and one red-head, walked up toward them.
"Colleen, we need to talk to you about your friend, Seymour," the blonde said, "He's out of control."
"What's he done now?" Colleen sighed with embarrassment.
"He's been harassing every girl in the school," the red-head said, "He's hassling all of us to go out with him. Even the teachers are on his list."
Drago puts his hand over his head in disbelief.
"Unc!" he mumbled under breathe.
"I'll try to get him under control," Colleen groaned, "Where is he?"
"Last we saw him, he fell asleep nest to the Girl's Locker Room while holding a rock with a picture of a sheep on it," the blonde said.
The gang gasped when they realized what they are talking about. They rushed over to the Girl's Locker Room and saw Hsi Wu asleep at the door. Drago looks in his right hand and sees the Sheep Talisman.
"He's using astral projection alright," Drago stated.
"Gym class doesn't start for another ten minutes," Colleen said, "I'll go in and get him back into his body."
Colleen rushed into the locker room. Fifteen seconds later, Hsi Wu's astral form came out in a hurry and dove back into his body. Then, he woke up screaming for mercy.
"Don't burn my body, Drago!" he screamed.
"What did you do?" Drago asked.
"I told him if he didn't return to his body in twenty seconds, you would burn it to ashes," Colleen said.
"Unc, we need to have a talk," Drago said as he leered at him.
Hsi Wu just smiled sheepishly.
Minutes later, they were still reprimanding Hsi Wu about his behavior.
"Hsi Wu, you were on a chauvinistic rampage today!" Colleen yelled
"Not to mention you've been misusing magic again!" Drago growled angrily.
"You can't blame me if I want a special someone," he replied on his behalf.
"Ever considered internet dating?" Ice suggested.
"Besides, your astral act is bound to give away your secret as well as Drago's!" Colleen said angrily.
"Nag nag nag! What do I expect from a girl?" Hsi Wu remarked.
Colleen showed her teeth and groaned really loud.
After school, she began work at Section 13. She was complaining to Chrissie about the way Hsi Wu's been acting as Chrissie worked on a new device.
"Hsi Wu can make me so mad at times, Chrissie," she steamed out, "He also made a chauvinistic remark about me."
"Well this device will help us with our "batty" problem," Chrissie said while showing her the device, which is a red band.
"What is it, Chrissie?" Colleen asked curiously.
"It's my new electro-behavioral bracelet," Chrissie explained, "It will send shocks to anyone wearing the bracelet by remote. I made it especially for Hsi Wu."
"Really?"
"You're not the only one complaining. He's even hitting on all the female agents. Captain Black ordered to do something about it. Now we just need to get the bracelet on him."
"Leave that to me."
Hsi Wu was flirting with a female agent who rebuffed him when he saw Colleen coming toward him with the bracelet.
"What do you have there, Colleen?" Hsi Wu asked.
"Just a stylish bracelet that I wanted to give you as a peace offering," Colleen lied, "Girls love a guy who can accessorize."
"Gimme!" Hsi Wu said as he snatched the bracelet and put it on, "I guess your finally starting to fall for me."
Colleen just giggled deviously.
Then, Hsi Wu saw another female agent and went over to flirt. Colleen got out the remote while cackling softly. The moment Hsi Wu was about to put his hand over her, Colleen pressed a button and delivered a shock to the bat.
"It worked," she giggled.
Then, Drago came in with news.
"Unc! Colleen! I detected two new demon chi!" he called.