Blue and purple
Chapter 1 Giant Jellybeans
I know this is an overused plot line but it just works well for my oc's in it. Just don't hate me for it, this is my first fic so please don't be mean. I will put the first person's pov at the start of the fic for future references.
You'll understand what the chapter title means if you read this.
Well enjoy… I hope
Nicky
"God, damn the dogs ran off again. GET BACK HERE YOU MUTTS!" Amy scowled, throwing a hissy fit at no one in particular. I think she was aiming for the dogs that had suddenly disappeared into the forest.
"I swear, I think you need anger management... desperately" I said with a hint of fear in my voice.
She turned around swiftly, with a crazed look in her eyes, one eye twitching. I find that incredibly freaky at times. It looked as if she was ready to kill me there and then. "Why thank you my darling', I think so too" She said in a posh voice.
Well that was unexpected
After that she stormed off after the dogs into the forest, three dogs to be precise, screaming her head off.
"You know it was your idea to bring them with us, we could have left them" I said, pointing out that small fact.
This how it goes, Amy had ever so generously invited me to go walking with her, knowing that I hated outdoors. But being the lovely and sensitive friend I am, I said yes. I'm beginning to hate myself for that. Just die you piece of crap!
I quickly followed her; I wouldn't want to let a psychopath on the loose now would I?
"Hey, Nick come look at this" Amy said from behind a tree. I walked over, a bit anxious but not expecting much. I mean it was Amy after all, I've seen her go wild over a lady bug, in the middle of a street. Now that was embarrassing.
"What is it this time, it's not another bird or something is it?" I said. I went and looked behind the tree to find a sort of black, circle, thingy.
"BLACK HOLE!" Amy screamed pointing at it with glee, and jumping about the place. She acts just like a little kid at Christmas.
"Wow, you find something a bit interesting this time. Well done, you'll get a sticker when we go back" I said, smiling at her. She was just like little sister to me, little as in childish. A sister, as in trust worthy.
"I want a purple one" She said, flashing a smile my way and going off to see a bee.
"Sure" I wasn't paying any attention to her at the moment as I was focused on the thing in front of me. I picked up a rock and threw it at the black hole, as Amy liked to call it. The hole changed shape then for a second and went back to normal.
I could hear a high pitched barking in the distance, and it could be none other than Jennie, Amy's Jack Russell. She was chasing after a rabbit, with Frya and Ginger behind. And what happened, the rabbit went through the hole of course with the dogs following, how delightful.
"Hey Amy, I found the dogs"
Her head shot up then "Where are they?" She said quite quickly. I think she was holding a daisy in her hand. I'm not even gonna ask.
"Down the hole" I said pointing to big circle thingy at my side.
She stared at it for a few seconds, and without much thought ran into it. Just typical of her to do something like that. So I went in after her to make sure she didn't end up hurting herself… or worse.
I sat up, my head spinning. What just happened? I had a look around, only seeing trees I guessed we were still in the forest. I saw Amy sitting on a large rock, eating one of the sandwiches I made before we left. There were the dogs sitting by her feet, hoping to get some food. But Amy isn't one for sharing her food. Ever.
She was listening to her mp3, bobbing her head up and down.
I walked over and sat on the grass, only to get licked in the face by Ginger and then stood on. I think I should tell her to stop walking all over me some time.
"Do you wanna head back now or what" I asked, I was hoping for a 'yes' from her. I just wanted to go home and have some sleep. Oh god I needed it. I feel like crap at the moment.
Silence…
I pulled the earphone out, she scowled at me. "Can we go home now?" I asked getting irritated.
"How, we're lost aren't we? So how do you expect to get back" Amy said with dullness in her voice, looking at the sky and eating her sandwich. "I've already been walking around for a few hours, you were still asleep when I got back. But good news is I found a lady bug.
Oh dear god, please don't go hyper on me
"Hey where's your cell?" I asked.
"In my bag, use it if you like." She just read my mind.
"Thanks" I went over to where her bag was, looking underneath all of the sheets of paper and sandwiches to find it at the bottom of the bag. I pulled it out, and I noticed there was no reception at all. And it was low on power… again "Hey there's no reception and its almost dead" Then the screen went black "Okay I take that back, it is dead"
"I know piece of shit dies all the time. I already tried phoning someone. No dial tone at all" Amy said feeding the dogs some of her sandwich. Wow, she just keeps on amazing me more each day. Not trying to kill me then giving food away. Oh wait. The friggin' pig has gotten another sandwich… my sandwich!
"Well I'm gonna go look for someone instead of just sitting here" I whistled for my dogs to come and follow, which worked but brought an Amy over too. I laughed at this; she was such an obedient little person.
We ended up just going in a huge circle for about an hour and I was exhausted. While Amy of course was still jumping quite happily, but getting on my nerves.
"Would you please stop being so jumpy or else I'm gonna kill you" I scowled at her.
"But if you kill me then the whole world will die too." She said rather proud of her stupid comment. We arrived back at the huge rock of Amy's and sat down.
"And how exactly will that happen?" I was interested in what she would come up with.
"Well once I die there will be a whole army of marshmallows that will attack all of the maltesers in the world. But the giant jellybeans will come down from outer space, and kill all the marshmallows. Then the giant jellybeans will say hi to you and your friends and then you all die." I don't think she was gonna stop there but I continued to listen. "After that they will make buses and stuff out of jelly. Then they will go into space onto another planet and have tea and biscuits with them and leave. The giant jellybeans will then fly into the sun and blow up!" She looked at me with a huge grin on her face, proud of herself at how she improvised the whole story just in two minutes.
"Wow, you eat too much sugar" I was amazed at her fast speaking abilities. But I am definitely sure she eats too much sugar and other crap… like jelly.
"Oh, wait I forgot to tell you about the marshmallows!" Amy added on.
"No you didn't, you said they died" I said to her trying to stop her from starting another story.
"Okay" She went around the other side of the rock and sat down, because I got to it first. I don't like sitting on the grass at all, I'm not that much of a nature person. "I was just thinking how Eilidh and Freya laughed during classes, they're like baboons"
Oh great another rambling from smart-ass here. "Don't you mean they're more like hyenas? They have that freaky laugh, it's scary"
"Oh yeah… baboons have red buttocks" Amy said looking thoughtful.
"What, I thought they had one buttock" I replied, a bit disgusted at why she was talking about a monkeys back side.
"No, its two buttocks now is it not, and then it's one butt" she replied hastily
"Maybe, I dunno I don't go and look at a baboons butt very often" I am getting too into the conversation.
Robin pov
I was walking through the forest just to get some fire wood, it was especially cold tonight. With Allan coming to help.
"No, its two buttocks now is it not, and then it's one butt" I heard a feminine voice say.
"Maybe, I dunno I don't go and look at a baboons butt very often" Another female voice said.
"Okay, what's that about?" Allan said to no one.
"I don't know but I think we have some visitors.
We went to where the voices were coming from. I walked to a near opening to a wider space. There were two girls, who couldn't be any older than 18.
The one that had brunette hair, with a purple long sleeved top and jeans was sitting on the ground. The other was taller and had copper like hair up in a tight bun, and was wearing a black hoodie and jeans.
The brunette put her hands in front of her "They have two buttocks…" and circled around where her hands were before "…and one butt" she said looking at the other.
"Fine then, baboons have two red buttocks… but now that I think about it their face looks kinda the same" The reddish head said.
Allan and I exchanged confused glances, before walking out to the new visitors.
"What are you doing here?" I asked them once they noticed us.
"Well we were going out for a walk, and then ended up chasing our dogs into a black hole, then we arrived here but we ended up walking in a huge circle and came back here. So basically we're lost… what's with the costumes and swords?" The brunette answered first, I sent a glare her way for insulting us.
"Just go and tell the whole world if you must then Amy, we're lost" The red head snapped at 'Amy' I'm guessing.
"Actually you've already gone and done that for me…" Amy replied to the other girl.
"Well you shouldn't be here" Allan said to them losing his patience
"You know, cos playing is a bit lame now a day. Who are you Robin Hood and his… merry man?" The one on the large rock said looking at their clothes.
"I love that movie" Amy said happily "the Disney fox one"
"Me too" the red head answered back."So can you maybe tell us how to get out of here or something like that?"
"What is a movie?" I asked confused about their conversation.
"Wait, nope I forgot what I was going to say" The brunette absent mindedly spoke.
"You don't know what a movie is, what world have you being living in for the past 40 years or so?" The red head asked, mocking us.
I raised my bow, not trusting them in the slightest. Allan followed my actions sheathing his sword.
Then three dogs appeared a small one and two large ones. The small one walked over to us slowly wagging its tail. "Jennie!" The small dog then ran back to its owner. The large ginger one stood by its owner also, while the large white one bared its teeth at us.
The brunette stood up, putting her hands in front of her like surrendering. "Okay I think Nicky was being a bit offensive, am I right?" directing the question to me.
I nodded my head slightly "So would you mind telling me why you are here again?"
"Okay she is sorry, and I really truthfully don't know why we are here, I mean we've never even seen this place before. I swear" Amy said, with her hands still in front of her face.
"Well how'd you get here?" Allan asked with sarcasm in his voice.
"That's the confusing part" Nicky said. "We went through this black hole, as Amy said and woke up here. The hole nowhere in sight."
"Well then if you really are lost you can stay with us until you find a cottage or your way home" I offered to them.
They both looked at one another, and nodded. "Can the dogs come, they're with us so?" Amy asked.
I shrugged my shoulders" do they bite?"
"Erm… one does but that's because of a past experience, but I won't let her hurt anyone I promise" Nicky said grudgingly.
"As long as you keep your promise it can stay" Allan said quickly after.
"But you have help do work around the camp" I added on.
"Sure, I don't mind the work I'm used to it" Amy answered then turning to face Nicky.
"Yeah fine whatever" Nicky slowly said after getting a glare from Amy.
"We're collecting wood for the fire at the moment so if you could help with that. I'll go back to the camp and set things up, Allan you stay and help them." I said, getting a cold glare from Allan.
"Come on then" Allan said not at all sounding happy.
The two girls followed Whispering to one another, dogs walking behind.
"God why me?" Allan murmured to himself.
I just chuckled at his displeasure of being stuck with the two.
Well I hope you liked it.
Please tell me if there is anything I can improve on or anything you disapprove of.
A/N I just wanna say that some of the weird conversations in it were real life conversations, especially that one about the baboon butt thing.
Please review, flames are welcome just don't say your story is better than mine… which I'm sure it is.
HI HO FIDO!