30 random ways to die in the Starfox world!
I do not own any of these characters!
1. Steal Fox's blaster.
2. Mess with Falco's Arwing.
3. Ask Peppy what the good ol' days were like. Ignore him when he starts talking.
4. Ask what Krystal's last name is.
5. Tell Andross that he's a monkey's uncle.
6. Place a bucket of KFC next to Falco when he's asleep. When he wakes up, listen to him scream in terror!
7. Ask Slippy if he was kicked in the groin so hard, that it messed up his voice.
8. When Peppy falls asleep, yell BOOOOOO and scare him.
9. Steal Wolf's eye patch and mechanical eye.
10. If you've stolen Fox's reflector and he's going to attack, confuse him with Swiper and say 'Swiper no swiping. Swiper no swiping. Swiper no swiping.'
11. Question Falco how is it possible to kiss anyone with his beak in the way.
12. Ask Panther if he was a stripper before joining Starwolf.
13. Tell Slippy that his voice sounds like Justin Beiber's. Cover your ears and run away if he starts to sing one of his songs.
14. Ask Leon if he was ever under racial discrimination, because he can change his skin color.
15. Stab Wolf's other eye with Krystal's staff.
16. Slap Slippy upside the head for no reason.
17. Ask Falco if he can do the chicken dance.
18. Ask Fox what he'll give his father for Father's Day.
19. Tell Krystal that Panther keeps a shrine of her inside his closet.
20. Inform Panther that his red rose makes him look gay.
21. Ask Leon why he likes to torture people.
22. Repeatedly, tell Fox to do a barrel roll until he snaps.
23. Ask Krystal if she was molested at birth, hence the reason why she wears skimpy outfits!
24. If Fox and Krystal get ready for love, dress up as Wolf and shout 'can't let you screw that Starfox.'
25. Give Peppy hearing aids for his birthday.
26. Go up to Wolf and say 'Hey there, Cyclops.'
27. Walk up to Slippy and ask him a bunch of questions. Watch him freak out.
28. Shave the back of Fox's head when he isn't looking.
29. Ask Andross how old he is because of his grey hairs.
30. Tell the Starfox and Starwolf team that you've lost the game. Watch them react.