Left 4 Speed 2 Azumanga Daioh edition
I did this rather quickly, as I was bored.
Cast:
Osaka as Coach
Kagura as Nick
Tomo as Rochelle
Sakaki as Ellis
Yomi as Whitaker
Chiyo as Upstairs guy
*DUN DUN DUN DUN*
Kagura: Alright guys, the only way we're gonna get out this alive is if we stick together so...
Osaka: MY FRIENDS CALL ME OSAKA!
Tomo: OOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAA!
Sakaki: Kitty land!
Kagura: God Dammit!
*in the lift*
Kagura: Ok, the saferoom is just a couple of rooms away, when the doors open, just run like hell and we should be fine.
Sakaki: Alright just let me get out my little Desert Eagle
*doors open with blazing fire*
Kagura *sarcastically*: Perfect!
Sakaki: KITTY LAND!
*9001 dead zombies later*
Kagura: OK EVERYONE GET IN!
*Spitter appears*
Kagura: That is the scariest fucking thing I've ever seen in my entire life!
*Spitter has baby*
Kagura: AWAAWAWAWAW *Bangs the door terrified*
*At the gun store*
Sakaki: Hey look, laser beams! *turns on a laser into her eye* ARRRRRRGH! *accidentally fires weapon destroying Tomo's face in the process*
Yomi: WOULD YOU SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO MASTURBATE UP HERE!
Kagura: What did she say?
Osaka: She said she wants some good old fashioned Cola!
Kagura: What? Why?
Osaka: She's gonna blow up the truck and clear the way!
Kagura: I would of suggested walking around it...but whatever *grudgingly heads for store*
*At the Store*
*Kagura gets the Cola*
*Sakaki looks around and then gets ridden on by a Jockey*
Sakaki: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *Jockey Laughs*
Osaka: BASEBALL! *Throws a baseball at the jockey* YEAH!
Kagura: Hey Jackass we got your coke! Just want me to pop this in the box or what?!
Yomi: GODDAMMIT, JUST GET AWAY FROM HERE!
Kagura: Okay *to others* Guys we're walking around it!
Sakaki *faintly*: Kitty Land!
*At the mall*
Kagura *sarcastically*: A mall, how original.
Sakaki: We can use that car to drive out in style!
Kagura: IT HAS NO GAS YOU MORON!
Sakaki: Yeah but there's gas cans scatters around for just such an occasion!
Kagura: Well, this should be easy-*gets bashed by a charger* AAAAAAAAAARGH!
Sakaki: He must be the fella' that masturbates all day long!
*Sakaki chooses between a health kit or a defibrillator, she chooses the health kit*
*On the Roadtrip*
Osaka: OH BABY I USED TO GO HERE AS A KID!
Kagura: And look Sakaki, it's Kitty land. *a load of cats start meowing*
Sakaki: Do I look like some sorta queer to you?
*Kagura facepalms*
Sakaki: Hey I wonder what these things do *fireworks explode* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIY!
*Charger masturbating*
Kagura: Grabbin' pills
Osaka: Grabbin' PUKE!
Sakaki: Grabbin' heroin, uh I mean adrenaline *injects it* HWUDHWAUFHWAIFHAWIUFHAWIUHFAWJIFHAWIFHAWIFAIFHAWFW*smashes her head on somthing*
Chiyo *pops out of nowhere*: ?
Kagura: Ah, I wonder why they call this one Hard Rain – AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH *All go down due to the heavy rain*
Osaka: DAMN BABY THERE BE LIKE 3 WITCHES OVER THERE!
Kagura: That's okay, those 5 chargers in a row 5 minutes ago made me realize how fucked we are anyways.
Sakaki: Look here comes another one *charger approaches*
Kagura: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
*ZING*
Kagura: Thank god this is almost over!
Sakaki: Yeah looks like those planes are here to rescue us! *Planes drop bombs* Look, there droppin' us presents! *bomb explodes* Why are they explodin'?
Osaka: I hope mine's a baseball!
Kagura: RAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRR *revs up chainsaw and tears herself apart in fury*
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