The Story of Random Clichés
~~It always bugs me how the majority of stories are random Clichés so I have decided to write some of my own, using the way overdone story ideas. This is purely to show writers that they have no original ideas! Read and Review, plz cuz I need more ideas! Well Enjoy, this is my first fan fiction so please don't flame me , even if I deserve it~~
It was September 2, and all the students were getting on the Hogwarts Express. Harry looked around, for Ron and Hermione. He spotted them getting on, and hurried to catch up.
"Ron, Hermione, Wait up!" Running with the heavy trunk was no easy task, and because of all the noise they didn't hear him, and kept walking.
When Harry got on the train, he found them in a compartment, snogging. He didn't find this weird, even though they had never even hinted at getting together, and never told him over the summer.
So naturally he just sat down and pretended like nothing was out of place. Then he heard the door open and looked to see who it was. It was someone he didn't recognize.
She sat down, and said shyly, "Hello Harry. How was your summer?"
He just stared at her, and her huge chest. She noticed his gaze and blushed as red as her hair. By now, we all know she is Ginny Weasley. Of course Harry doesn't recognize his best friends little sister.
He finally realizes Ginny isn't a little girl anymore. She changed over the summer, and though Harry always spends part of the summer at the Weasley's, he didn't notice her at all.
"H-Hi Ginny? Wow you look amazing. I have never looked at you like that before. I will now develop a major crush on you."
Ginny giggled. "Wow Harry, I will ignore the fact that you never gave me a look before, because you have also changed, and you are no longer scrawny but now have a 6pack and you are ripped!"
Harry and Ginny stare at each other, and finally realize Hermione and Ron are still snogging. They shrug, and also begin to snog each other senseless.
This all happens in about a ½ hour train ride, and by the time they get to school, they are all over each other.
Of course, Draco Malfoy walks by right on schedule, and notices that Ginny has grown up. He decides that he never really wanted to be like his father.
He is also now ripped and strong. Ginny notices.
"Hello Ginny. I think you are gorgeous and will pretend that my 5 years of taunting you never happened."
"Ok, since you are so sexy, I will forgive you."
Ginny then has a 3,000 word inner argument with herself.
Good Side (Harry really is so much nicer, and you already snogged him.)
Bad side{But Draco is hot as hell, woman. Choose him}
She finally decides she will change into a complete slut, even though that is highly unlikely. She makes out with Harry and Draco.
"Ginny how could you?!? We are meant to be, and you are really hot, and I want you. Please don't leave me now, right when I've found my soul mate!" Harry pleads.
Ginny answers, "Harry I really like you and everything, but I have chosen Draco."
"O you like Draco now, Ok that's fine with me." Harry says easily.
Ginny then goes to tell Draco the news. He bends down, and they kiss passionately.
Suddenly Ginny pushes him away. "Wait Draco. We have to tell Ron first. If he sees us... well it wont be pretty."
So they go find Ron, who of course is snogging Hermione.
"Ron, Ginny and I are dating Is that ok?"
"O of course you can date. I mean, its not like you are one of my worst enemies from a different house."
"OK thanks."
Ginny and Draco begin to kiss passionately. Ron and Hermione continue to snog. Harry suddenly walks in with Cho and they start to snog.
Harry and Draco become best friends, Hermione and Ron get married, and Ginny and Draco live happily ever after, because Mr. Malfoy is totally okay with them being together. So is Lord Voldemort. THE END
I hope I didn't offend anyone who writes a story about Harry, Ginny, and Draco love triangle. Some of those stories are really good, but others are so illogical it bugs me. Please Review and the next chapter should be up by Wednesday I hope!!
~~It always bugs me how the majority of stories are random Clichés so I have decided to write some of my own, using the way overdone story ideas. This is purely to show writers that they have no original ideas! Read and Review, plz cuz I need more ideas! Well Enjoy, this is my first fan fiction so please don't flame me , even if I deserve it~~
It was September 2, and all the students were getting on the Hogwarts Express. Harry looked around, for Ron and Hermione. He spotted them getting on, and hurried to catch up.
"Ron, Hermione, Wait up!" Running with the heavy trunk was no easy task, and because of all the noise they didn't hear him, and kept walking.
When Harry got on the train, he found them in a compartment, snogging. He didn't find this weird, even though they had never even hinted at getting together, and never told him over the summer.
So naturally he just sat down and pretended like nothing was out of place. Then he heard the door open and looked to see who it was. It was someone he didn't recognize.
She sat down, and said shyly, "Hello Harry. How was your summer?"
He just stared at her, and her huge chest. She noticed his gaze and blushed as red as her hair. By now, we all know she is Ginny Weasley. Of course Harry doesn't recognize his best friends little sister.
He finally realizes Ginny isn't a little girl anymore. She changed over the summer, and though Harry always spends part of the summer at the Weasley's, he didn't notice her at all.
"H-Hi Ginny? Wow you look amazing. I have never looked at you like that before. I will now develop a major crush on you."
Ginny giggled. "Wow Harry, I will ignore the fact that you never gave me a look before, because you have also changed, and you are no longer scrawny but now have a 6pack and you are ripped!"
Harry and Ginny stare at each other, and finally realize Hermione and Ron are still snogging. They shrug, and also begin to snog each other senseless.
This all happens in about a ½ hour train ride, and by the time they get to school, they are all over each other.
Of course, Draco Malfoy walks by right on schedule, and notices that Ginny has grown up. He decides that he never really wanted to be like his father.
He is also now ripped and strong. Ginny notices.
"Hello Ginny. I think you are gorgeous and will pretend that my 5 years of taunting you never happened."
"Ok, since you are so sexy, I will forgive you."
Ginny then has a 3,000 word inner argument with herself.
Good Side (Harry really is so much nicer, and you already snogged him.)
Bad side{But Draco is hot as hell, woman. Choose him}
She finally decides she will change into a complete slut, even though that is highly unlikely. She makes out with Harry and Draco.
"Ginny how could you?!? We are meant to be, and you are really hot, and I want you. Please don't leave me now, right when I've found my soul mate!" Harry pleads.
Ginny answers, "Harry I really like you and everything, but I have chosen Draco."
"O you like Draco now, Ok that's fine with me." Harry says easily.
Ginny then goes to tell Draco the news. He bends down, and they kiss passionately.
Suddenly Ginny pushes him away. "Wait Draco. We have to tell Ron first. If he sees us... well it wont be pretty."
So they go find Ron, who of course is snogging Hermione.
"Ron, Ginny and I are dating Is that ok?"
"O of course you can date. I mean, its not like you are one of my worst enemies from a different house."
"OK thanks."
Ginny and Draco begin to kiss passionately. Ron and Hermione continue to snog. Harry suddenly walks in with Cho and they start to snog.
Harry and Draco become best friends, Hermione and Ron get married, and Ginny and Draco live happily ever after, because Mr. Malfoy is totally okay with them being together. So is Lord Voldemort. THE END
I hope I didn't offend anyone who writes a story about Harry, Ginny, and Draco love triangle. Some of those stories are really good, but others are so illogical it bugs me. Please Review and the next chapter should be up by Wednesday I hope!!