Ice Bear had had incestuous feelings for his adopted brother Grizz for as long as he could remember; even to this day, the polar bear still felt an undeniable and unexplainable attraction towards his earth-colored kin but it never went away no matter how hard he tried. The only possible way he could quench his unbearable thirst was by having sex with him, but even that was pretty off-putting to say the least.

This is gross! Ice Bear thought whenever the option of fornicating came up. That's Ice Bear's brother and Panda's too. What would they say if they found out?

Ice Bear knew that seducing his brother wouldn't be easy, but he wasn't about to give up trying. So one day, he decided to take the opportunity when it came and run with it like hell. Today, Grizz was taking a shower and for very obvious reasons, the bathroom door was locked. The polar bear knew he had to find a way to unlock that door and see him, but he was having a very difficult time coming up with a strategy that would guarantee success.

"Fuck it." Ice Bear decided. "Ice Bear will just break the door down with all the strength of his body."

He stepped back as far as he could and then rammed his head into the bathroom door, knocking it off its hinges and sending it flying just inches besides the shower where Grizz was.

"Huh?" Grizz sounded while he stepped out to see what was happening. He then noticed Ice Bear standing right there in front of him. "What do you want, bro? Panda just left to find Lucy and-"

Ice Bear just cut him off. "Ice Bear just wanted to make sure nothing bad happened to you."

"Oh, uh, okay," Grizz said. "By the way, something knocked the doors off its hinges. It's right over there if you want to see." He pointed to what was left of the bathroom door, knob and all.

Ice Bear looked over at the remains and for just one second, he dropped his jaw in an attempt to feign surprise. Then when he closed his mouth, he began to shake profusely and dart his eyes back and forth.

"Bro?" Grizz asked out of concern. "What's wrong?"

"ICE BEAR INTENTIONALLY BROKE THAT DOOR DOWN BECAUSE HE WAS DESPERATE TO SEE YOU NAKED AT LEAST ONCE BEFORE HE DIED!" the polar bear screamed at the top of his lungs.

"Dude, calm down. We're bears. We're naked all the time."

"So... you're not mad?"

"Well, yeah, I am. Why didn't you just ask?"

"Because Ice Bear has been sexually attracted to you since he met you."

Grizz laughed nervously at this and smiled awkwardly, understandably weirded out by what he just heard. "You've been sexually attracted to me... since you met me?"

"Yes."

Grizz continued to laugh along, hoping this was just some sort of prank Ice Bear pulled just to creep him out. He seriously couldn't believe this. It was awkward enough having to explain to people that he and a polar bear and a panda bear were all somehow related, but the revelation that one of his adopted siblings was actually sexually attracted to him was just hard to swallow. What in the world would Panda think if he ever found out?

"Okay... thanks for letting me know. You realize our relationship is only going to be more awkward from here, though, right?"

"Yes, Ice Bear is aware of that."

"Good... because I heard the other day that one of Lucy's friends likes you. Maybe I can help with that?" Grizz winked at this. "You were going to satisfy that lust anyway, so might as well."

"No thank you. Ice Bear would rather do this on his own."