A/N: Quite frankly, this is inexplicable, but, hey, it's very silly (And perhaps not tremendously well executed). If desired, I might be coaxed to continue. At present I've been busy with school and other engagements and haven't had much time to write, so I can't promise much to come out in the foreseeable future.
Out there—
There's a world outside of Whoville!
Way out there beyond this hick town, Stu Lou Who,
There's a mountain, Stu Lou Who!
Out there!
Full of snow, and full of garbage
Close your eyes and see it looming, Stu Lou Who!
Listen, Stu Lou Who!
Put on your mountain-climbing clothes;
There's lots of slope out there!
Bring out the boots and brightly colored scarves
We're gonna have adventure in the mountain air
Girls in pink and a perfect scene
When we summit the top of Crumpet!
Put on your mountain-climbing clothes,
We're gonna touch the door!
We aren't afraid of that old Grinch!
We'll impress the girls with our daring thrills,
We'll take a dare on a whim, and
We won't return until we've touched the door!
Put on your Christmas clothes
There's not much time to shop!
All the Whos have taken to the streets
We'll ship in a frenzy, heckuvarush, shop-till-you-drop
And all the present sales are on!
The Christmas sights are a perfect sign
That the Whobilation's here!
Will it be continued?