AN:: Alright… I blame Azn-anime for this. Unbeknownst to her though lol. This whole discussion with mayo .. .and then, well this thought came to mind lmao. Have fun with it :P
Disclaimer:: Mai-HiME belongs to Sunrise. Not meh ):
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Feeding the Addiction
"Ne, Natsuki?"
"What is it Mai." The cobalt haired girl said in an annoyed tone. Here she was trying to find her beloved mayonnaise, and Mai wanted to disrupt her search? She could have sworn she put it in her bag before coming to school…
"Um, I think I found your mayo…"
"What!? Where!?" She jumped up, dropping everything.
Mai looked at the girl strangely, she never did understand her disgusting habit, and pointed towards the trees at a small plastic yellowish-white bottle.
Natsuki gasped when she recognized the bottle. "My mayo!" Jumping up, she ran to the bottle and pounced on it. But to her dismay the bottle was missing. "Wh-what!?" She yelled, outraged. Natuski frantically looked around for her missing bottle when she spotted it lying further into the trees. Gritting her teeth she glared at the bottle before yelling, "Mai! Let's go!" And summoned her guns and took off towards the tricky bottle.
"Wh-what? Natsuki, wait! You can't do that in public!" Mai yelled after her. Huffing at Natsuki's lack of control, Mai took off after her.
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The gun-wielder peered behind a tree, her eye on the lone bottle. You're not getting away from me this time! She slowly tip-toed to another tree, getting closer to the bottle filled with gooey goodness.
Hearing a low rustle, Natsuki quickly turned and fired, hitting the side of a tree, the bark flying off in multiple directions.
"Kyaah!" A surprised yell rang out.
"Mai?"
"Yes, Mai. You told me to come with you. What are you doing firing at me? You could have killed me!"
Natsuki gave an annoyed snort, "It was just a warning shot." She grumbled as she turned back to her beloved bottle. "Now be quiet I'm trying to get my food back!"
"Tch, it's a condiment Natsuki. Con-di-ment. Say it with me now, Co-aah!" Mai squealed as Natsuki pointed one of her guns at her. "Ok, ok I'm shutting up now." Her friend only nodded and continued to stalk the condiment bottle on the ground. Mai stood and stared at this ridiculous sight. This is the strangest thing yet. The red-head rolled her eyes and walked towards the bottle, ignoring Natsuki's panicked words.
"What are you doing!? Don't go near it! You're ruining everything, damn woman!"
Letting out an annoyed sigh, Mai finally got a foot away from the bottle filled with fatty liquid. She bent down and reached for the bottle, only to blink as it disappeared from sight. "Huh?" She said stupidly.
"See! It's possessed! I think an orphan might be behind this!" Natsuki huffed and pulled Mai up from the ground.
"Natsuki, that's ridiculous! We got rid of them remember? In fact how are even you able to summon your element? We don't have the marks anymore."
Natsuki for the second time that day looked completely confused. "Uh…" She tried to think of a reasonable explanation but her mind was too focused. "I-it doesn't matter! What matter's is getting my mayo!" She growled out and stalked off in the direction she thought the bottle had gone to.
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Roughly five minutes later they spotted the bottle again. This time it was standing up-right, practically mocking the Mayo Lover. Natsuki growled and glared at the bottle.
"Honestly, Natsuki, we can just buy you another one." Mai grumbled out from behind the girl.
"That's not the point!" Natsuki practically yelled. This time she stood face to face with said bottle. Clenching her hands around her weapons Natsuki tried to put on a smile, though it came across as a scary leer. "Alright bottle, just you and me…" She closed her eyes and her guns disappeared. She moved one step forward.
Nothing.
Two steps.
Still nothing.
Sighing in relief Natsuki took two more steps, making her just an arms length away from her beloved.
"Woo go Natsuki!" Mai cheered from behind.
"Quiet!" She hissed out. Her muscles tensed and her eyes narrowed. She had to wait for the right time to move, had to catch it unaware. A drop of sweat tracked its way down her face. Mai stood behind her in apprehension, also wondering why she was cheering her friend on about getting a bottle of mayonnaise.
A fluttering of birds was heard in the distance and Natsuki lunged at the bottle, only to have it fall back, just out of reach. She scrambled forward, the bottle jumping from her grasp once more.
"It's possessed!" Mai yelled out, horrified.
"Stop gawking and help me catch it, damn it!" Natsuki snarled. She made one more attempt at the bottle; she thought she had it when it suddenly moved, faster than she thought possible. Before Natsuki could make an angry retort, she found herself face first in the mud.
Mai, of course, thought it was the funniest thing she had seen and started to laugh. "Shut up!" Natsuki almost whined, wiping her face of the filth. "I'm going to get you mayonnaise, just you wait!" She vowed, shaking her fist in the air.
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Ok I swear there's more, obviously since it is Shiznat, and Shizuru hasn't even shown up yet! Lol. I'll possibly get the next chapter out tomorrow 3 Have fun and feed me Pocky! Er wait, I'll give you pocky? NO! S'mine!