This is a spoof on the Harry Potter Fan Fictions @ www.fanfiction.net I'll
be adding to this so
keep checking it. I'm sorry If I insult anyone, but I just can't resist. NOTE: * means thought and
^ means what they're saying. Oh, by the way, my sis thought of some ideas, but most of this
story is my ideas.
Chapter 1
The Wesleys had invited Harry to come over for the summer, and the Dudleys agreed because
they were afraid of Harry's godfather Sirius. The Wesleys deicded to pick up Harry the muggle
way... by car. As soon as the family walked in, Ginny fell in love. (gay soap opera music
playing. why? because I say so.)
She gazed longingly into the eyes of a slightly chubby boy. He had beautiful blonde hair and
deep blue eyes. Ginny was lost in a deep blue ocean.The boy was feeling similar feelings. *Her
hair captures the energy of the sun and her eyes are a lovely hazlenut brown.*
When Harry finally got his stuff together (stupid kid. why doesn't he pack ahead of time?) and
loaded it in the car, Petunia came out her hiding spot in the kitchen to say ^ Where's Dudley?
You hurt my poor innocent baby?^ Then the ugly woman did a pretend faint.
^Where's Ginny?^ asked Fred. ^I need a test taster for these new
Bananastrawberrycoconutboogervanillachocolategarlicchivevingegar scream puffs!^
^I thought we were gonna use Percy.^ said George.
^Brilliant!^ exclaimed Fred.
Meanwhile, Arthur investigated the house for plugs when he found Ginny and Dudley snogging
in the freezer.
^What the ****! Get off her ya lump, your gonna crush her!^ Mr. Wesley shouted as he pulled out his wand.
^Don't hurt him Daddy! I love him. He tastes like cheetos!^ Ginny histerically cried.
^Shut up Ginny! You say that about all your boyfriends. Go love someone worthwhile.^
^I choose... you Harry Potter!^
^Huh?^ said Harry. He had no clue what was going on in our developing soap opera.
^Whateva.^
^Ginny, if you like cheetos that much... Cheezitosis!^ said her dad as he was casting a spell.
^Oh, thank you Daddy!^ Ginny sat down beside the orange lump that used to be her lover and started to eat.
Finally everyone got in the car. These are they're thoughts during the ride.
Fred *Let's go*
George *show*
Fred *Ron's*
George *secret diary*
Fred *to*
George *Herminone*
Harry *Don't Draco and Dumbledore make such a good couple? Hmmm... Draco Dumledore*
Hermione *I wish Fred and George would show Ron's secret diary to me*
Ginny *Cheesy!*
Percy *I am so important.*
Molly Wesley *I have a lot of cleaning to do.*
Arthur Wesley *Cornelius Fudge smells like my gym socks that I haven't washed since 1973.
They have mold on them.*
Ron *My new diary entry will be... Hermione If only you knew how much I love you. Your hair
is like tree bark (the kind we cut up for potions), you have smooth skin, and your eyes are like
chocolate frogs. Speaking of chocolate frogs...*
Fred and George snicker.
^Get out of my thoughts!^ screamed Ron
.
keep checking it. I'm sorry If I insult anyone, but I just can't resist. NOTE: * means thought and
^ means what they're saying. Oh, by the way, my sis thought of some ideas, but most of this
story is my ideas.
Chapter 1
The Wesleys had invited Harry to come over for the summer, and the Dudleys agreed because
they were afraid of Harry's godfather Sirius. The Wesleys deicded to pick up Harry the muggle
way... by car. As soon as the family walked in, Ginny fell in love. (gay soap opera music
playing. why? because I say so.)
She gazed longingly into the eyes of a slightly chubby boy. He had beautiful blonde hair and
deep blue eyes. Ginny was lost in a deep blue ocean.The boy was feeling similar feelings. *Her
hair captures the energy of the sun and her eyes are a lovely hazlenut brown.*
When Harry finally got his stuff together (stupid kid. why doesn't he pack ahead of time?) and
loaded it in the car, Petunia came out her hiding spot in the kitchen to say ^ Where's Dudley?
You hurt my poor innocent baby?^ Then the ugly woman did a pretend faint.
^Where's Ginny?^ asked Fred. ^I need a test taster for these new
Bananastrawberrycoconutboogervanillachocolategarlicchivevingegar scream puffs!^
^I thought we were gonna use Percy.^ said George.
^Brilliant!^ exclaimed Fred.
Meanwhile, Arthur investigated the house for plugs when he found Ginny and Dudley snogging
in the freezer.
^What the ****! Get off her ya lump, your gonna crush her!^ Mr. Wesley shouted as he pulled out his wand.
^Don't hurt him Daddy! I love him. He tastes like cheetos!^ Ginny histerically cried.
^Shut up Ginny! You say that about all your boyfriends. Go love someone worthwhile.^
^I choose... you Harry Potter!^
^Huh?^ said Harry. He had no clue what was going on in our developing soap opera.
^Whateva.^
^Ginny, if you like cheetos that much... Cheezitosis!^ said her dad as he was casting a spell.
^Oh, thank you Daddy!^ Ginny sat down beside the orange lump that used to be her lover and started to eat.
Finally everyone got in the car. These are they're thoughts during the ride.
Fred *Let's go*
George *show*
Fred *Ron's*
George *secret diary*
Fred *to*
George *Herminone*
Harry *Don't Draco and Dumbledore make such a good couple? Hmmm... Draco Dumledore*
Hermione *I wish Fred and George would show Ron's secret diary to me*
Ginny *Cheesy!*
Percy *I am so important.*
Molly Wesley *I have a lot of cleaning to do.*
Arthur Wesley *Cornelius Fudge smells like my gym socks that I haven't washed since 1973.
They have mold on them.*
Ron *My new diary entry will be... Hermione If only you knew how much I love you. Your hair
is like tree bark (the kind we cut up for potions), you have smooth skin, and your eyes are like
chocolate frogs. Speaking of chocolate frogs...*
Fred and George snicker.
^Get out of my thoughts!^ screamed Ron
.