Read: hello its inu-sessfanforeverlife here, I decided to combine two of my favorite anime together and that would be Kaichou Wa Maid-Sama and The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. This is my first fanfiction so please review and tell me what you think!

Disclaimer: I do not own KWMS or The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya!

THE MELANCHOLY OF MAID-SAMA

Chapter 1: The SOS Brigade meeting

"HEY! Kyon get over here right now, and I don't want to hear one complaint! Or else you'll be fined! Yelled the overly energetic, brown haired brigade chief.

I groaned. Haruhi was such a pain. Why oh why did I have to follow her around all the time? Oh ya that's right if I don't and she gets upset she can destroy the whole world, according to Itsuki Koizumi, Mikuru Asahina and Yuki Nagato. Why do they think this well it is because the brown haired freak Koizumi is an Esper from the "agency" or whatever? Ms. Asahina was a time traveler from the future and Nagato was some artificial human created by the Data Overmind according to the very little information I am able to get from her. Who all think Haruhi is either a god or a more evolved human. Anyway she has the ability to create anything and destroy it with one thought. The worst part is that she doesn't even know anything about her powers or about the three beings that she drew to herself. As all this stuff was being processed in my head the idiot Koizumi was chuckling without opening his mouth which was both creepy and annoying. I was just about to say something when I was rudely interrupted.

"It would seem that Ms. Suzumiya would like to go to the maid café in town and we must go to avoid any conflict" Koizumi whispered to me with that stupid smile of his. Man he bugs the crap out of me!

"Ya but what does going to a maid café have to do with anything!" I whispered, but not quiet enough to be heard by Haruhi.

"What was that Kyon? You don't want to go?"

Do I really have a choice?

"Well to bad, I am declaring this an official SOS brigade activity! Meaning you have to participate!"

Thought so.

"Oh and I just decided that we won't be going to our towns maid café, we will be going to Maid Latte the maid café two towns over!" Haruhi's brown eyes sparkled at this statement.

Great more work for us. And who will be paying for everything at the café? Most likely me.

"Um… I t-think it w-would be fun, right Nagato?" asked the timid Asahina, dressed in a maid costume.

"…" said Nagato.

I'll take that as a yes. Hey wait a second! Why are we going two towns over just for a maid café? Does anyone else think this is stupid? I was just about to ask this when I was interrupted. Again.

Haruhi flipped her short brown hair and said, "You all must be wondering what you're superb brigade Chief has planned for you. Well it is simple we are going to find someone mysterious."

"And what makes you think you'll find someone mysterious, and what do you plan to do with that person if you find it?" I questioned. Apparently I made Haruhi mad because she gave me a nasty glare and said,

"I can just feel it OK!" she shouted, everyone in the room stopped what they were doing to stare at Haruhi. Then just as quickly as she snapped she was back to normal maybe even happier. Man her mood swings are scary.

"To answer your second question we as the SOS brigade will play with this mysterious person!" Haruhi said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

What on earth makes Haruhi think that she will find this "mysterious" person, and if she does why would they play with HER? I often wonder what goes on In Haruhi's head.

"Now I want everyone to meet me at Maid Latte at 9:00 tomorrow. If you're late you'll be fined!" And with that Haruhi ran out of the room to god knows where leaving the rest of us brigade members in the literary club.

"Well that was quite an eventful conversation, wouldn't you say Ms. Asahina?" Koizumi stated as he moved some of his brown hair from his face. In place of his stupid smile there was a frown. Wonder what has got him so worked up?

" I-I think that it w-will be very fun, I just hope Haruhi w-won't make me d-dress in anything too weird." Said Asahina in a worried tone.

Define weird. Cause I would really like to know what you people think as weird and normal.

Since Haruhi is finally gone I can enjoy the amazing tea that Asahina has prepared for us, and not to forget the brownish orange hair girl serving the tea.

I gave Asahina a warm smile as she poured more tea for me. I took a sip. Man Asahina's tea is like heaven. If I were trapped on a desert island and I could only have one thing I would have Asahina's tea. Well maybe not, I'd probably want a one way ticket out of there, but that doesn't matter.

Asahina also poured tea for Nagato, who was silently reading her book in the corner of the club room. The purple haired girl didn't even say one world this whole time, and said nothing when Asahina poured her some tea. I wonder what Nagato does when she is not reading, sleep? Does she even sleep? I don't know?

"U-um…. Kyon… w-what do you think will happen tomorrow? Asahina questioned while playing with her amazing maid costume, which for the record was one of the only things Haruhi did right.

"Do y-you think there will be someone like me, Koizumi or even Nagato?"

" To tell you the truth, I don't know for sure."

It seemed like Koizumi popped out of nowhere, when he said " Knowing Ms. Suzumiya there will most defiantly be something strange waiting at the maid café."

But of course he had been there the whole time. Koizumi was just being quiet, which was strange for him. He would usually say something like "Ah, I see," or "You are quite right," Koizumi was border line annoying, but that's just what I think about him I'm not sure how others feel, but to me all his comments annoy me, it's like he is always trying to act smart or something. On top of all that he is a terrible actor, just take that movie that Haruhi made him act in for the cultural festival, it was terrible filming him. But I could care less. Really!

"I guess it would be safe to say that Koizumi is right." I said, finding it hard to agree with that idiot.

I looked at Nagato, who surprisingly said something.

" Anything is possible with Haruhi Suzumiya." She said in a flat tone of voice showing no emotion, even her brown eyes where seemingly lifeless.

"SNAP," the sound of Nagato closing her book, meaning the SOS brigade meeting was over.

TO BE CONTINUED….

(A/N. sorry to end this chapter without writing the maid-sama half but that will be chapter 2. I will try to write 2 chapters every week, and I'll try to make chapter 2 longer then this chapter. Inu-sessfanforeverlife out!)