Alright guys, I'm back! This fic is actually for a contest! So, hope you guys like it!
I don't own Bleach
As Renji stood among others for roll call, he sighed exasperatedly as he recalled why he was in this situation. It had started as a few friends getting together for a couple drinks, but that soon escalated into an all out battle when there was only one sake bottle left. The result of that battle was Kempachi winning the bottle and almost half of the Seireitei destroyed. So, the Head Captain had ordered all those responsible to find jobs in the World of the Living to pay of the damage to the Seireitei. However, the job Renji wanted required training, and so, here he was, at the Police Academy, training to become a cop. After roll call, everyone dispersed to their respective groups to begin training.
Renji pointed the gun at his target, then pulled the trigger. The gun made a loud "pop", which startled renji and caused him to fire shots in random directions. Three other students standing on the sidelines ended up getting shot and had to be rushed to the medical center. His teacher shouted, "Abarai! What the hell do you think you're doing?!" Renji rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly, "Sorry, sir." He mumbled. His next training instruction was drug identification. He looked at the green substance, then the white substance in thought. Finally, he pointed to the green substance and said, "That one is grass." He then pointed to the white substance, "And that one is powder." The entire academy started laughing at him. Amidst the laughter, one person commented, "Grass and powder? Man, this guy's an idiot!" Another person chimed, "Yeah, doesn't he know those were drugs?" Renji facepalmed at hearing their comments, his current thought being, "I'm such an idiot."
At the mess hall, many people could be seen going over to Renji's table and asking him what their lunch was as a way of mocking him. Renji put his head down in embarrassment, "Just wait." He thought determinedly, "I'll show you all in the next instruction." With newfound determination, Renji stalked out of the mess hall to train for his next instruction.
"Alright. The next instruction is Criminal Apprehending. For this, all you have to do is floor your opponent. Understand?" The teacher bellowed. An almost instinctive, "Sir, yes sir." was said as the students saluted their teacher. He nodded approvingly and yelled, "Fine. Abarai! You're up first!" Renji grinned yelling, "Sir, yes sir!" before making his way up to the front. He cracked his knuckles upon seeing his opponent. "Heh. This is too easy." He thought arrogantly. The fight began as the two circled each other. However, before Renji could do anything, he found his back hitting the floor. He blinked confusedly as he stared at his opponent, who was bowing apologetically at him as the everyone else erupted into fits of laughter. Renji's face turned red as he jumped back up yelling, "Alright, that's it. I've had it!" He put his hands in front of him and yelled, "Hado 31, Shakkaho!" A red ball of energy blasted from his hands in a blinding red light. When it cleared, the whole academy was in shambles as students were knocked to the ground. Renji Shunpo'd away from the Police Academy with a big grin on his face. Now all he had to do was look for a new job.
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