Hey everyone…again! Since its summer, I have decided the easiest way to ease my loneliness is to write. Yeah, it's a lame thing to do over summer…oh well ;)

Summary: When Allen is dragged to camp by his best friend Lavi, he expects the worst summer ever. He never expected though to be stuck with a group of crazy people, get stuck with a crazy fan-girl counselor or be the most wanted camper there. (I suck at Summaries!)

Disclaimer: Even though I would murder the whole world's population to own the rights to Man, sadly I can't, and will never own D. Gray Man. If I did, there would be way more AllenxKanda moments.

Me: I'm pumped and ready to do this! ~jumping up and down~

Reita….yeah...Um…calm down Nella…

Izzyla: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!~Evil Laugh~ Apparently, I get to be in this story! Ill ruin everyone's life!

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"Please….just kill me…now…" Allen whined, banging his head onto the window over and over again.

Lavi kicked him in the leg from the seat next to him while pulling out a brochure. "Stop being such a pansy Al, you need this!"

Allen just pouted and leaned on Lavi to look at the brochure with him. "Camp Freedom," he mumbled, flicking the words with his middle finger.

Lavi shoved him away, pushing his hand into his face to block his view. "Hey! Stop it Lavi!" Allen yelped, trying to pry his hand away.

Lavi just forced his hand even farther into his face, smirking at the younger's discomfort." No way Allen! Don't make fun of my camp! This place has been my haven ever since I was your height…so since I was eight." He moved his head back as a fist came flying towards him.

"I'm NOT that short!" Allen squealed as Lavi smiled wide. Allen looked out the window to see what had his friend smiling and groaned at the rainbow of colors everywhere. He put his gloved hand over his eyes and flopped on Lavi as if he had fainted.

"Pink…yellow…green…red…orange…" Allen spoke as if he was sick, looking straight at Lavi's face from where his head laid in his lap. "When did I die and end up in Barbie's dream world Lavi?"

Lavi flicked him on the nose and forcefully shoved him out of the car. Allen screamed as he landed on his face in a pile of dirt. Lavi immediately jumped out of the car, landing in a very graceful pose. He nudged Allen with the heel of his boot, making sure he hadn't accidently killed the boy on accident. Once he heard him mumble some very interesting phrases, he pulled him up and patted his back.

Allen blushed when he realized they did not fit in at all. Everyone was wearing bright colors with beads and watches while Lavi and him were wearing boots, tight black shirts and necklaces. (Not in a gothic way!)

Noticing Allen's blush, Lavi put his hand on his head in a pat-like gesture. "Hey, don't worry Allen. Once we get sorted into our cabins, we will look just like everyone else. Just…in a cooler, sexier version!"

Allen smiled and slowly began to walk alongside Lavi. Soon he became comfortable though, noticing that a lot of other kids were also freaking out. The only difference was that they were all alone.

"Hey….how come all the cabins are empty?" he asked, pointing to one of them. "Shouldn't campers be putting their stuff away?"

Lavi just glanced to the side at where he pointed and fixed his bandana on his head. "Oh yeah, you don't know cause your new," he said in a confused manner. "No, all the counselors watch us for a while to see how are attitude and personality is."

"Then shouldn't you already be sorted Lavi? I mean, haven't they already watched you?" Allen asked, staring to the side at a couple of guys who were messing with a girl.

Lavi laughed and patted him on the back. "My dear Al, this camp is completely insane and different," he said, pointing to himself. "Even if you have come before, they watch you again just to make sure you're the same."

Allen gave a small chuckle and jumped slightly when he heard the kids next to them. He looked back at them and gasped at what he saw. There were three boys, jocks by the look of them, surrounding a pretty Asian girl with long green hair in pony-tails. She was dressed perfectly for camp; Short jean shorts, blue tank and beaded necklace. For some odd reason though, she was wearing three inch red heels around some vary lacy leggings.

One of the boys, the leader most likely, shoved her into the tree. Allen glared and began to stomp over to them until he was yanked by the hem of his shirt. "We have to help her Lavi!" Allen said quickly, pulling his shirt out of his grip.

Lavi shook his head and yanked him back again. "No, no Allen. That's Lenalee, my friend. She can handle herself." He said, smirking at Allen's horrified face.

Allen began to wave his arms around frantically while twitching." But-there HUGE compared to her!" he said while making a big oval shape. Lavi stared at him, bemused and grabbed his head with both of his hands and turned him around to face them.

The leader was slowly moving his hand up and down her thigh, caressing her like a lover. He then brought his hand up to the hem of her shirt and started to lift it. Before Allen could react, the boy fell to the ground holding his crotch. "Owww…." Lavi sang, while waving to her.

Allen laughed when he realized that she had used her very (Very!) pointy heel as her weapon. She came running towards them, smiling at Lavi and enveloping him in a hug.

"Miss Lena-lady, you do realize that now you're going to be in the same cabin from last year, right?" he asked in a secretive tone, that way Allen wouldn't understand. She looked at Allen and smiled.

"Yeah, oh well! Those punks deserved it though…"she the stuck her hand out to shake Allen's. He grabbed it softly and smiled at her. "Your very talented Miss Lenalee…would you find it rude if I asked you something though?" he asked, looking down at her feet.

She smiled and stuck one of her legs out to get a better view. "Not at all….um...," she looked at Lavi who mouthed his name. "Allen! Let me guess, you want to know why I'm wearing heels at camp?" Allen nodded swiftly and smiled at her honesty.

"My big brother has always been protective of me, okay?" she started, scratching her arm. "He always wanted me to be safe, but he never wanted me to have to use a weapon either. One day when he was picking me up from school, he noticed me kick some pedophile in his "private place" with some brand new shoes he got me and…." Pointed at her foot. "That's why I wear them."

Allen laughed at the idea of a insane brother and smiled wide at her. "You know what? Your kind of cool…for a girl." He said, trying not to sound too polite as he always was.

She smirked and leaned on him, putting her arm around his shoulder. "My buddy Allen, girls are just as cool and amazing as guys. The only thing that makes us superior though is that we can do anything you guys can do, just in heels and miniskirts."

She looked at Lavi at laughed." Lavi once tried to prove this fact wrong though and went a whole day in one of my outfits." Allen shuddered at the image of Lavi in a miniskirt. (Though he could probably make it work!) "Let's just say…many guys were ashamed."

Lavi pouted and gave big bunny eyes. "Yes, and Yuu chased me around the whole camp swearing he would take my life for ruining his perfect eyesight! I mean, come one, he knows I looked sexy!"

"Yuu? Who's that?" Allen asked, slightly tilting his head to the side. Lenalee smiled at the innocence of the boy, thinking 'I can't wait till we corrupt him!'

Lavi smiled evilly and waved his hands in the air. "Yuu is my follower!" he screamed, all the kids around them started to stare. Lenalee joined in too, following what he was trying to do." Yuu is my play toy!" she sang.

Allen blushed, not liking being the center of attention.

"Yuu is my servant!" Lavi yelled.

"Yuu is my Romeo!" Lenalee yelled.

"Yeah? Well the Yuu is my Juliet!"

"Yuu is my Jesus!"

"Yuu is my Hitler!" this one made everybody gape at Lavi.

"Hitler? Well…that does make sense…" she said and smiled. "Yuu is my Sugar daddy!"

"Yuu is my Gangst-"A sword flew past his face, cutting his bandana off.

Allen yelped and turned to face a very angry young Asian man. He was dressed in all grey, long blue hair in a low ponytail with evil cobalt eyes. If Allen didn't see that he was emanating a dark aura, he might have said the man could be model. "YUU!" Lavi yelled, pouncing on the man.

Allen winced when the sword narrowly missed Lavis stomach. Lenalee, noticing Allen's nervousness, dragged him in front of the man. The man glared at her, but in a softer way Allen noticed.

"Kanda, this is Allen! "She said, pointing to him. Kanda stared down at him with a hint of amusement in his eyes.

"Um…nice to meet you Kanda." Allen said, offering his gloved hand. Kanda didn't take it, nor did he speak to him. He turned around and stared at Lavi.

"Is this the little British brat you could never stop talking about?" he glanced at Allen and turned back around. "He looks more like a moyashi to me."

Allen bit his lip and glared.

"You know Yuu…I already know your gonna be in the same cabin from last year with Lena-lady and I." Lavi stated, smirking at the scowl on Kandas face.

"This camp is fucked up and insane, do you really think I care what cabin I'm stuck in?" he sneered.

Lenalee wacked him the head and lectured him with a mother like tone.

While they were all arguing, a lady in her beginning twenties came behind Allen and whispered. "Hello…"

Allen squealed and twisted around, pointing at the lady while stuttering.

She was short, around five' one, mid-length brown hair and brown eyes. She wore rectangular glasses and a blue shirt with the word 'Moonlight'. Instead of shorts, she wore black Capri's with chains and needles.

Lavi glanced at her and walked to her side, slugging his arm over her. "Hey Miss Counselor! Weren't you like a second-hand helper last year? I remember you barely talking to us, just observing."

The lady snorted and ducked from under his arm. "Yes, I was a second-hand helper last year, and yes I mostly did just observe. But, they felt that since, well, I was kind of crazy; I would be a much better counselor!"

Kanda, Lavi and Lenalee all walked up towards her, glowering down at her. "Well, I guess you will be much pleasured to meet your new crappy-happy campers…" Kanda asked.

The lady smiled evilly with a glint in her eyes and stepped on her toes to look him in the eyes. "Do you know that I was put in the same cabin for carrying around my daggers, like your sword, and yelled and beat the crap out of anyone that bothered me?"

What in bloody heck is up with this 'certain' cabin? Allen thought.

They all stood there staring down at each other, with Allen fidgeting one this outside of them all. Lavi busted out laughing and held his stomach while bending over.

"This is going to be the best year summer ever!" he choked out between laughs.

"Well since I already know all of your names," she said, throwing shirts to them all. "Let me introduce myself, my name is Jordaan and I am the 'Moonlights' new counselor. Let's just get one thing straight though; I am not your mother and I will never want to meet your mothers, to me you are all mere babies with issues that need to be taken care of. I don't care what you do, as long as you don't get caught doing it. If I ever do anything for you guys, you will not tell any of the other counselors because then I could be fired which would make me want to kill you. Now…let's have fun!"

Allen glanced at his shirt. "Jordaan, why am I in cabin Moonlight? And want is cabin Moonlight?"

All the kids around him laughed, including Lavi, Lenalee and Kanda. Jordaan smiled and pulled him into a one arm hug.

"My dear new camper, you are in camp moonlight because you hang out with all of them…" waves at the group. " Being friends with them automatically means something is off with you."

Allen looked at them, still confused.

"Allen," Lavi said, changing into his shirt. "Cabin Moonlight is for the crazy kids with issues." He said, enjoying the idea.

Allen gulped and looked slowly down at his shirt, the one thing that would deem him crazy for the rest of summer. He then glanced at the crazy rabbit jumping up and down, the very sneaky Asian angel girl and the bipolar samurai demon who were4 all talking about the things they would do during summer.

"What?" was all he could comprehend.

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