The Tiny Adventures of Arty Fowl

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Once upon a time, a little tiny boy named Arty said, "I'm gonna be a criminal!"

So he went off with his best friend/bodyguard Butli to go seek out and perform crimes.

Their first stop was South Station Boston or "Boostoon", as Arty and Butli called it.

In Boston they went to Bob's company's building (dun dun dunnnn!)

Butli said to Arty "Why's we's here's Arty?"

"Duh, cause it's got cool windows," Said Arty.

"Okays so's what's the plan then?" said Butli.

"Well first we have to get past the security clearance, piece of cake, than we got to get to the fifth floor because that's where the blind man's office is. Once there we will cut out 4 windows; 2 oval and 2 rectangular ones. Finally we will each jump out of one of the windows we cut and land in the ocean while carrying the 4 windows we cut."

"That sounds stupid" said Butli

"Shut up," said Arty. They walked up to the front door and they said to the guard, "Hi, can we come in?" The guard said, "No."

Arty said " how come ?"

The guard said " well A. your like 6, B. you don't work here, and C. I don't like your friend."

Arty said "fine!"

Then Arty nodded at Butli and Butli nodded back. Than they both piddled on the guard grabbed his security card and dashed inside. The Guard was completely disoriented because, what are the odds that two 6 year olds just peed on him? And also his Butt was killing him

Arty said to Butli "whew that was close" "I wonder why that worked" said Butli. "Well" said Arty "The pee was just a distraction, while you were taking a piddle I was putting disorientation pills up his rectum" "eww" said Butli. "Yes well you gotta do what u gotta do" said Arty."now we have to get to the 5th floor" said Arty.

So the both started to sneak around the building until they found the elevator. Once they found the elevator, Arty pressed the up button, and the elevator door opened. Unfortunatly for Arty there were 2 guys and a gal in the elevator.

Butli said to Arty "so umm what now" Arty said "do nothing I'll handle this." So What Arty did was he took out his handy dandy spoon and his pocket sized m16 and he told the people that they could either leave, or get shot and get their eyes gouged out. Than Arty threw butli the m16. The grownups laughed they thought the m16 was fake (which it wasn't). Arty and Butli started to laugh too and than Butli shot all 3 of them in the legs and than Arty gouged all of their eyes out and shoved disorientation pills up their rectums. Then Butli and Arty dragged the 2 guys and the gal out of the elevator and they took the elevator to the fifth floor.

Once on the fifth floor Arty and Butli snuck over to the blind man's stand And began to cut out the four windows silently. once they had all of the windows cut out they finaly got caught by two guys but it was too late Butli and Arty were already diving into the bay. Where the 2 kids and their windows snuck onto a cruise boat destined for greece.