Sephiroth: I think we should ban sugar from her.
Koinu-chan: You ban sugar from me, I ban masamunes from you.
Sephiroth: You wouldn't.
Koinu-chan: Watch me. grins evilly
Cloud: I think she's serious.
Koinu-chan: You bet I'm serious. Well, anyways, now that that issue is taken care of, hopefully, I do have to agree partially with them. Sugar makes me think of ideas like this one. So I should never be allowed to write fanfics when I'm hyper. Which is often.
Sephiroth: It's practically a constant state. Stupidity seems to come hand in hand with it also.
Koinu-chan: Oh Sephy-kins! You don't think that, do you?
Cloud: What did you just call him?
Sephiroth: (at the same time as Cloud) What did you just call me!
Koinu-chan:Sephy-kins. Now, lets let the readers get to the fanfic. I'll end this with saying that I do not own Final Fantasy 7.
The Men in the White coats
Who are those men, and why have they come? Oh, and that one has a tranquilizer. How nice. I should get one. I've always wanted one; they can be quite useful. But why are they wearing white coats? They aren't scientists, are they? Just thinking about the chance that they may be scientists gives me the creeps. Hey, there's a lady among all those men; that makes twelve in all. What are they doing that they think that they'll need twelve people. Hey, that lady is looking at me! Why? I'm just sitting here, whistling a tune, minding my own business. Hmm, and now she's talking to the man with the tranquilizer. Perhaps he's the leader? That seems likely. Wait…did she just ask him "Is he the one?" Uh-oh. She means me! She definitely means me. Find your happy place, Sephiroth, find your happy place. "Finally. They say they'll come and take him between noon and three. Tch. Yeah right. It's friggin four!" That was a scientist saying that, I can tell. I just know it was. I know the voice of every scientist. I can even tell their whispers apart. Oh no! That scientist, yes, he's the one that said it, is pointing at me!
Oh no! They are looking for me! They're coming to take me away! I heard them talking, laughingly, about sending me to a crazy house the other night. They must be people that work at a crazy house, those eleven men and one woman! And they've come to take me away! I need to run away; run away and hide! But where can I hide? And they have a tranquilizer dart, so I'll have to swerve. But they're just humans; They can't do anything to me! I'm too fast for them! I'll just swerve around, so that they can't hit me with their tranquilizer. And even when swerving, I'll still be quicker than them. Ha! My plan is flawless! Hahahahahaha! Ah, they're looking at me, watching me run. Shwoop! The first dart missed me. Ah! A corner of the building. If I turn quick enough, I can hide without them noticing. Shwoop! There goes the second. I wonder how many they have. Ahah! A ladder! I'll just climb up it. Whah! I stop immediately. Cloud is in front of me! They thought of everything, I guess!
Maybe I can use evasive maneuvers to dodge him. Yes, that's it! Cloud isn't smart! I can escape from him. Oh great. The others have caught up. Gah! That was the prick of a dart in my arm, I know it. Sleepy time now!
/The Men in the White coatsEND/
A/N: Well, what did you think of my sugar-induced idea? Please comment, and feel free to read my other works. They aren't crazy...much.