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Harry Potter and the Prank War

Letters

Harry Potter wasn't a normal boy. For starters he hated the summer holidays more that anything. Second, if he wanted to go somewhere some where he had to threaten his Uncle and Aunt with murder because he will write to his godfather who is an innocent escape convict.

The reason is: Harry Potter is a wizard! The famous Dark Lord Voldemort who is the strongest dark wizard for 25 years killed his parents when he was just a year old. His aunt and uncle told him that they had died in a car crash! Of all the nerve! Harry found out when he was in Year 9 that he had a godfather that had escaped from prison, neverminding the fact that he was an innocent man, not guilty of the alleged murder of Peter Pettigrew (I would like to murder him myself!) who had killed James and Lily Potter by ratting them out to Voldemort.

Harry woke up in his bedroom quiet suddenly. He wasn't sure what and why he had woken up. He sat up and looked at his alarm, which said 4:oo and tried to get back to sleep. Then, he heard a tap at the window and he got out of bead to open it and let Hedwig in. with Hedwig, in few a small owls, which he recognised as Pig, and 3 owls he had never seen before. Harry thought that one was a school owl because it had a few letters tied to its leg and it looked important. Harry quickly got his letter and the owl flew away. The other 2 were a Tawny, and a Long Eared owl. The first that Harry tied was Pig because as usual, Pig was squeaking and screeching like mad. Harry was luck that he slept with the door shut because Uncle Vernon (who is a light sleeper) would have come into the room and beat him for waking him up. Harry put Pig in the cage with Hedwig after warning her not to even think about fighting with Pig because there will be Hell to pay.

Harry opened the letter that Pig had and it said:

Harry,

Mum has asked if you want to come over and spend the rest of the summer with us. She spoke to Dumbledore and he agreed. So do you want to come?

I got some new dress robes yesterday from Fred and George! I couldn't believe it! No more silly frills! I asked them where they got the money but they wouldn't say. I'm a bit worried in case they have done something to get the money. I hope they haven't but you never know with those two!

From Ron

P.S. Fred and George wanted to know if you would help them with something. No idea what it is, but they wanted me to ask.

Harry quickly scribbled yes back and asked how he was going to get back to The Barrow. He also wrote back that he had no idea what Fred and George wanted, and he didn't mind helping them. Harry tied the letter onto Pig and sent him back to Ron.

Harry then turned attention to the other two owls. He took off the letter from the Tawny, which then flew back to its master. Harry opened the letter, which read:

Dear Harry,

I have finally been cleared of murder! I'm so happy. I've bought a house but I don't want you to live with me until the end of this year. I know that you really wanted to leave the Dursley's but it can't happen until Dumbledore says it's safe. I won't tell you where my house is, but it's very close to where you live.

However, I don't want you to look for it! It isn't safe yet!

From Sirius

Harry's heart sank. He was glad that his godfather had been cleared, but he thought and imagined that when he had done so, he would be able to live with him. Instead he would have to think where is godfather would be living.

Harry suddenly remembered the Long Eared owl which was squawking about ready to be seen to and he untied the letter very quickly, ready to shut the owl up. He guessed that the letter belonged to Hermione and he opened it, which read:

Dear Harry,

I've just found out that I'm a prefect! I really wanted to tell you. Also my parents were so happy with me, that they bought me an owl. I've named him Smithy. My parents bought him in a Muggle pet shop so we're training him.

From Hermione

Harry got a new piece of parchment, which he wrote back:

To Hermione,

Your owl is really nice. Hedwig likes him and I've never seen an owl so well behaved! He can teach Pig a thing or two!

Smithy is an interesting name, where did you get it?

Congrats or being Prefect, and will I see you at "The "Barrow" soon?

From Harry

Harry took Smithy to the window and let him out. He opened the owl would find his way back and he felt tired so he decided to try and get some sleep.

So this is the first chapter. I hope everyone likes it. I know that there isn't much interesting going on, but there will be in the second chapter.