Drag The Toilet Water.

By Shadowgate

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This story is based on the Pantera song Drag The Waters. It takes place after The Cissy.

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Kyle stood up in the classroom and said "hear ye now there's one school rule that's easy to follow and is followed just about all the time."

Kyle gave a dirty look to Cartman.

Kyle then went on to say "the girls and boys have their own restrooms. This rule has been a traditionally followed rule. However someone decided to break that rule this past week just because of selfish desires. As Wendy pointed out there are those children who have serious gender identity issues and they will be the ones to break the rule. Beyond that children go into the restroom of their gender."

Cartman pointed out "Clyde went into the bathroom on the night of his mother's death."

Craig chimed in "well we're not here to make Clyde feel bad for his mother's death. The point is you can't call dibs on a toilet seat. A toilet is something we all need as a necessity. You can't call dibs on a toilet seat like it's candy you won in school contest and don't have to share."

Butters jumped in and said "well Stan managed to get Cartman's bathroom all to himself. Ha ha ha."

Cartman replied "oh Butters I thought you were on my side."

Wendy added "remember when we had it out on the fucking playground? Butters yelled "FUCK'EM UP WENDY!"

Stan laughed and said "Butters betrays you for his own pleasure Cartman."

Craig went on to say "only if I had to come to the aid of a family member would I go into the girl's bathroom so Clyde is certainly off the hook for entering the bathroom during his mother's final moments."

Cartman shot back "let's say your sister was in trouble in the girl's bathroom and there was no teacher around? Would you enter Craig?"

Craig answered "Goddamn right and I just said I would because I'd be aiding a family member."

Cartman said "you could still get in trouble Craig."

Craig said "well for my little sister in need of aid in the girl's bathroom I'll go in and I'll take my fucking punishment later."

Wendy said "oh Craig I'm overwhelmed by what you've said. Oh and I never did get a chance to apologize to you over your sexual harassment charge against me."

Wendy walked up to the front of the class where Kyle and Craig were standing.

Wendy put her hand out and Craig took her hand into his.

Cartman said "well great now you two have made up over something from last year so you all can get on with attacking me."

Kyle said "that's what we'll do Cartman. We're looking to drag this out as an attack on you. You entered the girl's bathroom unjustifiably. Wendy and Bebe should file sexual harassment charges against you. We're looking to drag this out, we're looking to drag the toilet water."

Cartman responded "drag the toilet water? That doesn't even make sense."

Craig said "it's like that Pantera song Drag The Waters. We're looking for war over your selfish behavior. So we're going to drag the toilet issue."

Kyle said "oh and Cartman when it comes to you we know damn well in the backs of our minds we'll know what we'll find when we look deeper in you."

Stan responded "Cartman you brought this on yourself just like most of the pain you bring upon yourself. That's the truth."

THE END