A/N: I am very bored, which is the reason why I'm writing this. Oh, I'm not neglecting my other PotC fic (I'm still in the middle of writing the sixteenth chapter), I just got this 'brilliant' idea while I took a shower (don't ask…). Anyway, I decided to try out with a story written from 'my' POV. I think it's going to be a challenge, but we'll try that anyways. Righto, onto my newest ficcy!

Disclaimer: Hmm, I wouldn't be writing fanfictions if I owned it all… shakes head

PS: I don't have a plot for this one yet, and I won't continue if it sucks. Tell me in a review!

When I Stepped Out Of My Shower

- Prologue -

It's 2004, whatever the date is, I have no idea.

My day had been a long one. My bloody boss made me run around on his errands for at least five-hundred times, which got me really pissed off so I quitted the job. It hadn't been a nice one anyway, so no big deal.

Sitting in my apartment, quite alone and bored, I decided to watch the Pirates of the Caribbean DVD on my sea blue television. So, I grabbed disc number 1 and placed it inside the player, waiting patiently for the film to begin as I took a seat in my lovely couch (pink in colour). It's a hideous couch, but when you're a bankrupt unemployed crazy girl, like me, you don't have money to buy anything else…

Did I say I'm crazy? Hehe, didn't mean it. I'm a very – very un-crazy person. I grinned innocently to myself.

And now I'm sitting here, grinning to myself…sigh

Ah, finally! The movie was about to begin! Yay!

Still grinning like fool, I watched as 'young Elizabeth' came into view on the screen. Boooring…

I just had to play it forwards until Captain Jack Sparrow dreamy sigh came into the picture. He's just so amazing, handsome and charming…

I woke up a few hours later. Damn, I missed the movie. Well, what can one do? I stood up and stretched my arms, wondering what to do now. I decided to take a shower, yes, it would definitely cheer me up a bit. A nice looong shower, not to mention warm…ahh…

Stripping to my nakedness, I slid the door open to my bright purple coloured shower and closed it once I was inside, my neon green towel (don't ask) hanging over the door. As I turned the shower on and felt the hot water pour on me, I couldn't have felt more relaxed and drowsy…I hope I don't fall asleep in the shower. That wouldn't be nice. Wonder what Mrs Next-Door-Neighbour would think when she hears odd noises from the bathroom next to hers. (I'm talking about my unnaturally loud snores.) I shook my head and continued to shower for a while. Ahh, lovely. But it would be lovelier if Captain Jack Sparrow was here with me, though.

Hehe.

Laughing to myself a bit, I grabbed the shampoo and put some in my hair. I started to rub it when I heard a strange noise. The shower started to shake wildly and I screamed, wondering what trick Mrs Next-Door-Neighbour was doing on me now. Unfortunately, I had a large amount of shampoo in my hair and eyes, so I wasn't able to check what was happening. What if it was an earthquake?! Eeek!

"Earthquake, earthquake!" I ran around in the small bright purple coloured shower-closet and hit my face on the opposite wall. "Ouch."

Then it stopped as fast as it started. But when I listened carefully, I heard even stranger noises. No, these were voices and gunshots! Uh ooh, what the hell?!

Still with shampoo in my hair and eyes, I grabbed my neon green towel and draped it around me. Then it hit me!

Burglars!!!

With pistols!

I'm gonna die…

Nooo! I didn't even get to see Pirates of the Caribbean 2!!! Nooo, I mustn't die yet!

But what if I fight them? I grabbed my shampoo bottle and opened it. I heard the voices grow stronger by the second but they sounded curious and frightened. Oh hell! I can't see a thing with the bloody shampoo in my eyes!

My mind was racing…what to do? I tried to rub the fluid out of my eyes but only made it worse.

"Ow! It burns! It burns!" I cursed and heard the voices grow silent. "I'm armed, you thieves!" I yelled from the shower. A murmur of frightened voices was heard now. I tightened my grip of the shampoo bottle.

Then the door of the shower slid open, but I was ready! I pressed the shampoo bottle as hard as I could and tried to aim at eye-height, which was pretty difficult, because I myself had my eyes filled with shampoo. "AAAARRRGH!" I shouted as I fired the shampoo at whoever was trying to have a free peep show while I was in my bright purple coloured shower, wearing a neon green towel.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK!!" the burglars or whoever it was yelled so loud that I almost had to cover my ears. "A SEA MOSNTER IS ATTACKING US!! EEEK!! A SEA MONSTER!!" They yelled. I scowled as I heard quick footsteps and knew they had left.

"Thanks. I didn't know there is a that big resemblance between myself and a sea monster…" I muttered sourly. I came up with a brilliant idea! I grabbed a piece of my neon green towel in my hand and wiped my eyes with it. Yes! I can see again!

I noticed that I still had shampoo in my hair and now it looked like a large pink afro wig (the shampoo was pink).

When I stepped out of my shower, now with a bright vision since my eyes were no longer covered in shampoo, I only felt my eyes grow to the size of two large wheels.

I think I made a mistake stepping out of my bright purple coloured shower.

I stood there in my neon green towel, staring wide-eyed at a dark town, looking very much like Tortuga…

To Be Continued…

Muah-ha-haa…

A/N: Hehe, odd huh? Well, you tell me in a review.

PS: This will probably be a JACK ROMANCE (I'm not sure yet, though), with the girl who still hasn't got a name, so if you have a good idea what we shall call her, please review and suggest something!

PPS: Jack enters the story in the next chapter…hehe… grins evilly

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